The Bar

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:04 am

Sandwichman wrote:I think the stomach will be my first guess

tisha2 wrote:oohhh!! Sensei!! sounds *fabulous*!! I'll say:...On her glorious breasts!!!! (She's here, y'know!?)

You're both wrong so I'll give you a clue. Sometimes, I get "a little behind" in my work...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:06 am

I could clear this all up with the words I used just before I got bit previously.

Burners can be so fucking literal...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:06 am

Sensei wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:I think the stomach will be my first guess

tisha2 wrote:oohhh!! Sensei!! sounds *fabulous*!! I'll say:...On her glorious breasts!!!! (She's here, y'know!?)
You're both wrong so I'll give you a clue. Sometimes, I get "a little behind" in my work...

Right on her left ass cheek?

Jason

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:08 am

Lydia is responsible for the whole thing. What she said was, and I quote, "Bite my ass".

So, I did. Right cheek.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:10 am

Oh and the next drink.....

A round of Soul Kisses-

3/4 oz. Dry Vermouth
3/4 oz. Bourbon Whiskey
1 1/2 tsp. Dubonnet
1 1/2 tsp. Orange Juice

Followed by another quick round of....

Mint Kiss's

1 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 oz. Rumple Minze
1/2 oz. Peppermint Schnapps
3 oz. Coffee

Then onto the next installment....

Bosom Caresser

1/2 oz. Triple Sec
1 1/2 oz. Brandy
1 oz. Madeira

Stir with ice and slowly and patiently strain into a cocktail glass

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:15 am

Now to continue upon my beverage wordplay......

Time for a round of- Virgin Foreplay...

1 oz. Peach Schnapps
1 Cherry

Place a cherry in a shot or cordial glass. Fill with 1oz. peach schnapps and slowly and gently suck the fuzz before taking the cherry.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:15 am

I feel I should point out that I was actually the second person to bite Lydia's butt in a span of 10 seconds.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:16 am

Sensei wrote:Lydia is responsible for the whole thing. What she said was, and I quote, "Bite my ass".

So, I did. Right cheek.

Damn it was 50/50 so I missed it.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:20 am

Wheeee!!! In honor of Rian and Sensei, a round of

Wild Ass Indians!!!
- 1 part(s) Smirnoff Vodka
- 1 part(s) Johnny Walker Red
- 1 part(s) Bacardi Select Rum

and Jason:

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:22 am

tisha2 wrote:and Jason:

You leave me in time, waiting.....

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:23 am

And let's not forget Miss Love...

Hey, you guys should read that KIDS @ BURNINGMAN thread. Some chick just fuckin' WENT OFF. It was great! Nice post, T.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:23 am

For Jason:

Paradise
- 1 1/2 oz Absolut Kurant Vodka
- 3-4 dash(es) Razzmatazz
- 2 dash(es) Triple Sec
- Fill glass(es) Sprite or 7-up

Pour slowly...shake gently...
enjoy...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:25 am

tisha2 wrote:Paradise

You said it

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:26 am

Next on the menu

Love In An Elevator

4 oz. Gin
2 oz. Green Curacao
Pommac Soda

Shake with ice and pour into a glass and top with soda

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:30 am

All this drinking time for a smoke. Be right back

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:40 am

Sensei wrote:And let's not forget Miss Love...

Hey, you guys should read that KIDS @ BURNINGMAN thread. Some chick just fuckin' WENT OFF. It was great! Nice post, T.

Thank YOU, S!
had to be said...

and

jason wrote: time for a smoke

<devil's voice> you forget....I'm out of tobacco!!!!!!!<devil's voice>

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:41 am

Just tell me how to make it up to ya.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:45 am

Next round shall be......

Frosty Lay

1/2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Blue Curacao
1/2 oz. Malibu Rum
1/2 oz. Melon Liqueur
Pineapple Juice
Lime Juice
Splash of Orange Juice
Dash of Milk

Shake with ice and pour into a large glass. Add 2 cranberries and a lime.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:47 am

Now time for the

Zipper

3 oz. Galliano
1 oz. White Creme de Menthe
1 Lime (Wedge)

Pour ingredients into a blender with 8 oz. of ice and pulse twice. Pour into a glass, squeeze in a wedge of lime, then drop it in the glass. Refreshing after.....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:49 am

Now time for a....

Liquid panty remover

1/2 oz. Rumple Minze
1/4 oz. Creme de Cassis
1/4 oz. Peach Schnapps

Shake slowly and pour

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:52 am

Time for another......

Muff diver

1 1/4 oz. Creme de Cacao
1 1/4 oz. Cream
Juice of 1 Lime
Juice of 1 Lemon

Shake slightly and then pour evenly....

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:53 am

Sandwichman wrote:
Zipper

3 oz. Galliano
1 oz. White Creme de Menthe
1 Lime (Wedge)

Pour ingredients into a blender with 8 oz. of ice and pulse twice. Pour into a glass, squeeze in a wedge of lime, then drop it in the glass. Refreshing after.....????[/quote]

after what, exactly...???

OH! just saw:
sandwichman wrote: Liquid panty remover

1/2 oz. Rumple Minze
1/4 oz. Creme de Cassis
1/4 oz. Peach Schnapps

Shake slowly and pour

okay - really...as much as i'm enjoying this...this *is* a public bar....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:54 am

But these are just drinks Tisha are you incinuating that there is a more to it?

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:15 am

of course -

- just drinks!! heh...!

I think it's about time to close up...LAST CALL!!

hee, hee...!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:20 am

tisha2 wrote:of course - - just drinks!! heh...!

I think it's about time to close up...LAST CALL!!

hee, hee...!

How about for the final round a few

Lone Tree Coolers...

2 oz. Carbonated Water
2 oz. Gin
1 tbsp. Dry Vermouth
1/2 tsp. Powdered Sugar

Stir powdered sugar and 2 oz. carbonated water in a collins glass. Fill glass with ice, add gin and vermouth, and stir. Fill with carbonated water and stir again. Garnish with the twist of lemon and an orange slice.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 6:07 am

G'morning, mate.... sorry to move your arm off the bar, but am trying to swamp it out in here to find the ... oh, The coffee pot!

(grind, rinse, pour)

Ah! That first cup-o-the-day!

Gotta head off now, see you in a while, eh.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:03 am

*Jason comes crawling in*

Does anyone know what happened lastnight?

Jason

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:18 am

Sandwichman wrote: Does anyone know what happened lastnight?

No, but the neighbors were really glaring at that pile of ashes in the driveway.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:23 am

Sandwichman wrote:*Jason comes crawling in*

Does anyone know what happened lastnight?

Jason

*saunters in from the back and slinks behind the bar*
You don't remember....?

We'll have to close up early more often....

But now, time for a pick-me-up - something refreshing - something with the spirit of political debate that permeates the eplaya today...oohh! Morning shots of El Presidente with fresh lime!!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:26 am

geekster wrote:
Sandwichman wrote: Does anyone know what happened lastnight?
No, but the neighbors were really glaring at that pile of ashes in the driveway.

What??!! Who burned what?? And why wasn't I invited?? damn...i haven't seen anything big burn in days...

Here's a better beverage idea:
Presidential Margarita: Brandy, Cointreau, Tequila, Lime

Yum!