Postby ZaphodBurner » Fri Sep 07, 2012 1:08 pm
The giant mutant vehicle with the man-shaped high-lift that parked in the front ring of mutant vehicles and then, with absolutely nothing in front of them blocking their view, raised the lift up all the way and blocked the view of the Man to the DPW people, mutant vehicles and hundreds of people behind them. If you already have an unobstruted view and there are people behind you, you don't need to block their view even further. It ruined it for many and benefited only a few, who already had a fantastic view anyway.
The person who took a shit on a car at Slutgarden, probably after he learned that he wasn't entitled to free drinks and a blowjob. I hope this person bragged about it to all his friends and realizes that ten years from now, they're all still going to remember what a douchebag he is.
The person who wrote "posetions are worthless" on the wall at BWS. He probably rode off on somebody else's bike or stole their cigarette lighter when he was smoking their weed.
We had a drunk stranger wreck his bike and start cussing out his girl in the middle of our camp. I made sure it wasn't going to get violent when people started making animal sounds. He had a meltdown and rode off in such a drunken huff that he instantly angered again, and smacked his nuts on the frame falling off, and face-planted in the of 9:D right in front of the Ranger outpost, to massive gales of laughter. He shouted "she's worth it!" ditched the bike and limped off toward the plaza.
Good playa wear to gift these people would be an ass-shaped tophat with 2012 on it.
"The Red Baron is smart.. He never spends the whole night dancing and drinking root beer.. "-The WWI Flying Ace