"Spring Breakers"

Bitterman · Post by **Bitterman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:13 am

[D6 wrote:]and be sure NOT to check out my future documentations of
"UNHAPPY SH!T GOING DOWN AT BRC"
(aka: unhappy couple slashing tires-camp. sexual asssault-camp, f!cking saturday arrivals looking to steal your sh!t camp, weeklong crackheads in the sun camp, f!ckwads tagging the contessa,porta's,the base of the man, anyones artwork camp, (or my favorite) throw my sh!t on the ground because i ignore personal responsibility camp) [/quote]

*Bitterman sings:
'i can't stop loooooving youuu'*[/i]

TheMuse · Post by **TheMuse** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:20 am

Don't forget "Pissing on People's Art Camp"...

birdbrain · Post by **birdbrain** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 12:38 pm

If it were ever to come to a shut-down of BRC due to "pot" issues, we could all (tenters, not rv'ers) bring "groovers". Groovers are metal boxes made just for the purpose of holding waste products on river trips. They shut real tight except for the er cockstop? I think that's what it's called. That's the pressure release valve without which they could explode!!!!!!! Actually, the things are glorified pressure cookers; get a big, old one and s(h)it to your heart's content; then carry it all home-yuk; be sure to bring insence sp? ( a lot of it) for when you open the thing to doo your business. I doubt if anybodyd put a chichen w/ chaps, leather or otherwise, in that thing. If you rent 'em they cost a fortune but the company cleans em. Maybe some of the community would prefer that good 'ole radical self-reliance though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

d6 · Post by d6 » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:18 pm

MUSE:
"pissing on peoples art camp"

hee-hee.
thanks, muse,
how could I have forgotten that one, since IT HAPPENNED AGAIN in our camp this year...........

now where's the thread about how werewolves don't like vampires?

d6,
darkheart of the scurvy bastard variety

M Joe Boss · Post by **M Joe Boss** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:15 pm

man, where is Rodney King when ya need him.

I have a hard time understanding how anybody goes to burning man after looking at some of this feedback. Luckily I was hooked before I even knew about e-playa. So I realize that it is much much more than the naysayers would have you beleive.

That being said, I can certainly understand why some get so upset about the things they see and hear. Were we all like minded though, burning man would be a political party

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:40 pm

Were we all like minded though, burning man would be a political party

Nah, more like a cult.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 5:59 pm

Dam, I thought it was a cult, Crap, just one more thing to cross of my resume.

M Joe Boss · Post by **M Joe Boss** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:00 am

see, I thought a cult was one brain, and many sheep

cornelius · Post by **cornelius** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:16 am

No dood, Cult is that rock band that did "Love Removal Machine" and the un-deniable album "Electric"! (ooo 'King Country Man' is the shit GEE)

and as for you MUSE...i love you...i had one of my most precious paintings pissed on by some drunk muther f!cker! My pal Sullywan caught him, scolded him good and sent him packin'. It was a painting of my 2 year old daughter in a bunny looking astronaught costume, petting some little aliens while her rocket ship soars overhead looking for a place to land. It was one of my faves of the 22 murals I did. I ended up burning it on the burn platform because it was disgraced by some unthinking dickhead. I wish I woulda caught him. This mild mannered artist type weirdo woulda gone ape shit on his head man. KnowwhatImean?

TheMuse · Post by **TheMuse** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:42 pm

I wanted to seductively follow the guy home to his tent and then, once inside, squat over his pillow and pee on it. But my campmates suggested it might not be the most karmically (sp?) correct thing to do. And they were probably right... but it would have felt so good!

d6 · Post by d6 » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:25 pm

muse ,
i feel that if you had done that, all would have been "kARMIcally" in order - so, next time, please follow your initial instinct and know that in some other corner of the world yer making someone happy by your actions.
just say, "it's not retaliation, it's instant karma, in the form of a pillow-for-art-soaking-at-the-hands-of-a-vampirebartendingbadass"

or say nothing, and please still soak away!

d6,
anti-5,4,3,2,1......

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:59 pm

My breast waited
shy as a clam
until you came,
Mr. Firecracker,
Mr. Bitter-man.
You with your pogo stick ...

(no apologies to Anne Sexton)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:11 pm

cornelius wrote:No dood, Cult is that rock band that did "Love Removal Machine" and the un-deniable album "Electric"! (ooo 'King Country Man' is the shit GEE)
:roll:

and as for you MUSE...i love you...i had one of my most precious paintings pissed on by some drunk muther f!cker! My pal Sullywan caught him, scolded him good and sent him packin'. It was a painting of my 2 year old daughter in a bunny looking astronaught costume, petting some little aliens while her rocket ship soars overhead looking for a place to land. It was one of my faves of the 22 murals I did. I ended up burning it on the burn platform because it was disgraced by some unthinking dickhead. I wish I woulda caught him. This mild mannered artist type weirdo woulda gone ape shit on his head man. KnowwhatImean?

that might have been a disgruntled art critic cornelius.....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 8:12 pm

Isotopia wrote:
Were we all like minded though, burning man would be a political party
Nah, more like a cult.

Nah, more like another planet iso