The person below me

[maryanimal]

Well, C187, there is a thread in Experiences at Burning Man. It has some great posts in it. Some are so darn funny!!

tpbm got an email that made them laugh so hard they spit coffee all over the computer!

[catinthefunnyhat]

I got a hilarious email from my neighbour who can't string a weed eater...
Actually, that's not true, and my answer to both of your posts is "no." But now I kind of wish it were true.

TPBM went for a run this morning.

[theCryptofishist]

*das sigh* You know...


I'm... speechless...

TPBM has a nice story abotu a seal to tell us.

[AntiM]

Sure. When I was in the Navy, you could search the microfiche data base for parts by number or nomenclature. I needed a gasket for a KY-3 door. No numbers. So as I searched for gaskets, I found "Wide Seal". It was the brand name used for diaphragms, the female birth control devices. I hope that was sufficiently nautical as to not disappoint.

TPBM loves a smart-ass.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Fishy: My power to summon you to this thread is astonishing. I need to figure out how to use it for good...

I do love smart-asses, but only if they're actually smart.

TPBM discovered a new fetish at BM this year and has been furiously downloading porn ever since.

[theCryptofishist]

Yeah, all those girls with balaclavas...
Wait! I can't down load anything. My internet isn't working, and I'm not down-loading that at work!

TPBM always wonders if I'm going to remember to post a new statement, and finds that increases dramatic tension.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Yes, and maybe a little. I mean, the bar on this thread is pretty low. If I want real dramatic tension, there are better places on ePlaya to go....

TPBM has an overdue library book to return, but it's been overdue for so long that they're kind of too ashamed to face the librarians.

[theCryptofishist]

What are book drops for?
TPBM moved because of an over due book...

[International Incident]

No, but i did once cancel a credit card because of overdue video (video not a DVD)
TPBM never owned a VCR (damn young people)

[theCryptofishist]

I'm not young.
TPBM has modem issues...

[maryanimal]

No. But I'm going to replace my DC jack.

Tpbm knows what's just around the corner.

[littleflower]

how i wish i did!!! as it is, i'm afraid to look.

TPBM needs a drink right about now

[C187]

It's a bird!!!!!


TPBM will watch a video of a cat or cats on youtube within the next 26,280,000 minutes.

[International Incident]

I just did. It was of a cat jumping into a box. I'm sure I will watch another one by the end of today.
TPBM is dreaming up ways of dealing with people who bring feathers to BM 2013. Mine (thus far) are all illegal

[motskyroonmatick]

Cat video watched!

TPBM had to remember to hydrate today.

[catinthefunnyhat]

NO, the constant sensation of all the water that was supposed to be inside my body leaking out of my pores kept me well-reminded.

TPBM knows who Mary Douglas is, and what she has to do with MOOP.

[maryanimal]

Is that the lady in the feather costume who poo poo'd the rule about no feathers?

Tpbm wants the material they recently saw for s fabulous playa outfit

[jella]

Gawd no ...I have an armoire stuffed with fabric dying to play on the playa :/ no time to sew.

TPBM also changes outfits all day at the burn

[maryanimal]

Nope. Never was a clothes horse.

Tpbm is Christmas shopping already.

[shroom]

nope, I'm trying to deny that it will be here soon.

TPBM has already picked out a Halloween costume.

[theCryptofishist]

If by "picked out a Hallowe'en costume" you mean, won't wear anything special--just like the past two decades, then yes.
TPBM works in a place with a lot of holloween stuff going on.

[Sail Man]

Well, we do have a pumpkin carving contest. Does that count?



tpbm is going to Theatre Bizarre next month.

[theCryptofishist]

No, but I will stop by the new "City Target".
TPBM is slowly eating his/her way through the uneaten playa food.

[Sail Man]

Apparently so, and I didn't go this year. I still find stuff stashed away that I bought for the burn in 2011 lol

tpbm loves to check out trader joes for cool playa meals etc

[maryanimal]

Yes I do! I love TJ's. Next year all my meals will be from TJ's.

Tpbm is thinking about a winter vacation.

[theCryptofishist]

I am so not ready for another vacation now...
TPBM likes cruises--but mostly for the food.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Never been on a cruise, and frankly the idea of an all-inclusive, floating prison resort kind of turns me off. Plus, I think buffets are kinda gross.
TPBM knows they could convince me otherwise with some good cruise-food porn.

[AntiM]

I liked the cruises I went on as a kid in the 60s, old Matson Line luxury liners. Yes, the food was spectacular and unlimited. Menus in French. No buffets unless you went to breakfast on the fantail. Matson only does freight now. Larry isn't interested, too much time haze gray and underway.


TPBM wants a massage right freaking now.

[Savannah]

I always want one.

The person below me has had one in the last week and wants to drive me into a quiet, jealous rage.

[theCryptofishist]

No to the massage, and no to the food porn, although the on-board massages might convince Cat of all sorts fo things.
TPBM is impressed when someone joins the two hanging statements very neatly. (Which this, alas, doesn't qualify as.)