The Bar

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:54 pm

In honor of Portland and Humboldt haze how about a special round....

Acid Trip

1 1/2 oz. Midori
1/2 oz. Gin
1/2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Rum
1/2 oz. Tequila

Shake and pour

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:05 pm

ooohhhh! yummy!! I think I'm just gonna sit my ass down with a couple of those and let you bartend for a while...you come up with the *best* damn drinks!

hey I heard Samtzu was dropping sweet nothings about me in here earlier..where th'hell is he?

wonder if Woodrow finally took over....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:07 pm

Next drink for ya...

Warm apple sliders-

2 oz. Cognac (Preferably Hennesey)
2 oz. Alize
1 cup of Apple Juice

Heat the apple juice in a pot until a syrup-like liquid is formed. Pour into a large coffee mug and add Hennesy and Alize.

And Tisha let me serve you tonight. You have put in a lot of time serving all of us.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:28 pm

Okay next round....

Time for a....

Pucker Fucker Upper

1/4 oz. Bacardi 151 Proof Rum
1/4 oz. Everclear
1/2 oz. Sour Apple Schnapps

Pour in order and shoot

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:46 pm

hooo!! thesshh drinksh are gud!! its NICE getiing served for a while....

think ill jush..pass out over here

...now.

*snore*

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:47 pm

tisha2 wrote:hooo!! thesshh drinksh are gud!! its NICE getiing served for a while....

think ill jush..pass out over here

...now.

*snore*

Served or serviced

Sorry could not resist.

Jason

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:49 pm

Hey, Tisha ... you dance? How about something weird ... maybe a two-step just to freak these hippies out.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 4:41 am

*sort of waking up*
OOOooohhhh fuuck...
It's 4:30 AM... where am I?... oh crap, I'm at the bar...
Man, I gotta get out of here...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:12 am

Empty.
*echoes*
I suppose that makes it impossible to get a latte w/back rub chaser.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:29 am

Huh, wuh?
Hey, what am I doing on the floor?
Crap, I'm stuck!
<peels self off floor with the sound of a band-aid coming off>
Yyyooowwwwcccchhh!!!

Alright, where's my Spanish Coffee?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:38 am

*grabs spritzer hose and give Rob the Wob an improptu shower*

Here's some instant and a bottle of Rioja.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:41 am

may i please have a beverage with ample amounts of alcohol in it...

possibly a vodka martini, a little dirty if you please.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:48 am

Simply Joel wrote:may i please have a beverage with ample amounts of alcohol in it...

possibly a vodka martini, a little dirty if you please.

fucking CA is driving me nuts with his incessant yammering about the current administration...

Main Entry: in·ces·sant
Pronunciation: (")in-'se-s&nt
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English incessaunt, from Late Latin incessant-, incessans, from Latin in- + cessant-, cessans, present participle of cessare to delay -- more at CEASE
: continuing or following without interruption : UNCEASING
synonym see CONTINUAL
- in·ces·sant·ly adverb

Main Entry: yam·mer
Pronunciation: 'ya-m&r
Function: intransitive verb
Inflected Form(s): yam·mered; yam·mer·ing /'ya-m&-ri[ng], 'yam-ri[ng]/
Etymology: Middle English yameren, alteration of yomeren to murmur, be sad, from Old English gEomrian; akin to Old High German jAmaron to be sad
Date: 15th century
1 a : to utter repeated cries of distress or sorrow b : WHIMPER
2 : to utter persistent complaints : WHINE
3 : to talk persistently or volubly and often loudly <caused the purists to yammer for censorship -- D. W. Maurer>
- yammer noun

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 9:50 am

Say Miss Bartender, here's a $20....no matter what I say, how I beg, do NOT ever give me a "Pucker Fucker Upper"...sounds great, well, actually sounds like trouble!!!!! Say can ya pour me a cuo o' joe...and stir it with your pinky, I like mine sweet!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:27 am

Rob the Wop wrote:Tequila, lime, salt.
Tequila, lime, salt.
Tequila, lime, salt.

I do NOT want to be a fucking manager. Being a lead sucks enough. Another late night of stupid bullshit reporting that is just fucknig redundant.

I need another vacation.

Evil Rob just needs a drunk Catholic Schoolgirl, but the fucker is just gonna have to settle with a virtual drunk while Normal Rob deals with reporting status. Little Rob isn't going to get asked anything, all he ever says is he wants to find a warm cave to hide in. Never understood what he sees in spelunking...

i'm not catholic. i'm not a schoolgirl
but if you get me drunk enough i sure know how to pretend....

come'ere, Santa!!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:50 am

*yawn - stretch*

Ohh!! ahh....g'morning all! Oh, good, there's coffee!!

WOW! What a fanfuckingtastic day here in the glory land!! *Bright* sun, blue sky...and me inside at my desk all day...sigh. I need something strong in this coffee...

sounds like everyone's a little cranky today. Here's a dirtly little martini for Joel. go easy on CA, now...he's a sweetie. (this is why I stay out of politics...I like you guys too much to get mad at you over something that isn't *real*).

Rian - you are just dirty...i like it.

Crypto - thatnks for hosing off Rob...I wondered what the smell was...'nother one Rob?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:56 am

No problem. As a fish, I find many of life's problems are aided with a little water.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:59 am

tisha2 wrote:
sounds like everyone's a little cranky today. Here's a dirtly little martini for Joel. go easy on CA, now...he's a sweetie. (this is why I stay out of politics...I like you guys too much to get mad at you over something that isn't *real*).

Rian - you are just dirty...i like it.

[innocent] me? dirty? i don't understand! [/innocent]

[serious]sweetheart, we love you, too. but politics are real...they have a lot to do with life and death, poverty and riches, health and illness, domination and occupation and submission and struggle and.... anyway, it's just that partisan politics are pretty much plastic bullshit games. i used to avoid them like the plague when i thought politics were about parties and suchlike. and for some they are. [/serious]

'course, look where it's gotten me now!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:10 am

Rian Jackson wrote:
tisha2 wrote:
sounds like everyone's a little cranky today. Here's a dirtly little martini for Joel. go easy on CA, now...he's a sweetie. (this is why I stay out of politics...I like you guys too much to get mad at you over something that isn't *real*).

Rian - you are just dirty...i like it.
[innocent] me? dirty? i don't understand! [/innocent]

[serious]sweetheart, we love you, too. but politics are real...they have a lot to do with life and death, poverty and riches, health and illness, domination and occupation and submission and struggle and.... anyway, it's just that partisan politics are pretty much plastic bullshit games. i used to avoid them like the plague when i thought politics were about parties and suchlike. and for some they are. [/serious]

'course, look where it's gotten me now!

oh nonono - I am not an ignorant waif...i fully realize the importance and ramifications of actual government actions, i read and pay attention and vote, i just don't enjoy talking about it so much. my dad and brother are actually quite active - on opposite sides of the fence. maybe that's why I avoid it...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:17 am

tisha2 wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
tisha2 wrote:
sounds like everyone's a little cranky today. Here's a dirtly little martini for Joel. go easy on CA, now...he's a sweetie. (this is why I stay out of politics...I like you guys too much to get mad at you over something that isn't *real*).

Rian - you are just dirty...i like it.
[innocent] me? dirty? i don't understand! [/innocent]

[serious]sweetheart, we love you, too. but politics are real...they have a lot to do with life and death, poverty and riches, health and illness, domination and occupation and submission and struggle and.... anyway, it's just that partisan politics are pretty much plastic bullshit games. i used to avoid them like the plague when i thought politics were about parties and suchlike. and for some they are. [/serious]

'course, look where it's gotten me now!
oh nonono - I am not an ignorant waif...i fully realize the importance and ramifications of actual government actions, i read and pay attention and vote, i just don't enjoy talking about it so much. my dad and brother are actually quite active - on opposite sides of the fence. maybe that's why I avoid it...

Another single malt, please. And my involement in politics would probably leave me with holes in my stomache and a burst main seal in my skull... oh, wait... I think I've already done that.

I don't know whether to vote straight Druid this year, or just vote for Nixon again. That whole "The only good candidate is a dead candidate" thing is looking better and better. Sigh...

Well, (raising glass) here's to Scotland. Maybe we can invade them next to seize their Wiskies of Mass Destruction...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:20 am

Oh drink please; I am still feeling lastnights pain but I don't know that was from drinking or......

I don't feel hungover so maybe it is the "or".

As for politics. I will vote but I will only discuss them over real drinks.

Jason

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:10 pm

I like the bar because it's devoid of politics, the political stores are right around the corner...now who wants to race me to the RedBull?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:15 pm

at the rate we're going we'll (bar+Tisha2)soon overtake DVD and his cobwebed 3 word thread!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:17 pm

That's what I'm talking about!!! Red Bull all around! (and a lil shot o vodka in mine...)

Samtzu wrote:Well, (raising glass) here's to Scotland. Maybe we can invade them next to seize their Wiskies of Mass Destruction...

love it!!! onward soldiers!! want me some o that WMD whiskey...

Hey Samtzu!! missed you last night...heard you were saying sweet nothings about me in here yesterday...*winkwink* something about beauty and wisdom. awwww.....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:22 pm

Jaeger and Red Bull all around.

Pound'em and line up the second round

Jason

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:06 pm

tisha2 wrote:That's what I'm talking about!!! Red Bull all around! (and a lil shot o vodka in mine...)

Samtzu wrote:Well, (raising glass) here's to Scotland. Maybe we can invade them next to seize their Wiskies of Mass Destruction...
love it!!! onward soldiers!! want me some o that WMD whiskey...

Hey Samtzu!! missed you last night...heard you were saying sweet nothings about me in here yesterday...*winkwink* something about beauty and wisdom. awwww.....

If you're fishing for compliments, you've come to the right pond: this one is fully stocked...

I think you are the prettiest bartender around... Sandwichman couldn't hold a candle to you (and if he did, we'd all help to bat it away. Those things burn!!!!) You are active (extremely active!) in theatre, and you make me want to get my 'act' together and audition again, just by your sheer beauty and commitment to the art. You are pleasant and cheerful, just like me (.... ummmmm.... okay, you're pleasant and cheerful, I'm optimistic, yet volitile) and you always have a kind word for everyone... even the dickheads who should be thrown out on their asses!!! (Too volitile?? I'll have to work on that) Plus, you are a devoted mother, and every guy will tell you, that motherhood is a turn on of magnificent proportions. It would be something to aspire to, if we could only come to full term.

Yeah, I've been saying some sweet things about you, but due to the gracelessness of my prose, and the fact that I am typing this at work between other things, I haven't been able to say all the things that really deserve to be said about you. Really. But here's one thing I know....

Your heart is a rose
locked inside a mountain,
forever alone.
My love is the gentle rain
working its way to you

sam

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:16 pm

*swoons and faints dead away*

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:18 pm

Quick! Everyone run a few threads down to the "Decompression for Singles" thread and post something erudite. Something is being run into the ground... DEEP into the ground... it is the "Dead Equine Slugfest" gone very, very, bad...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:20 pm

tisha2 wrote:*swoons and faints dead away*

Can't have that... you're on duty...

Here, have a sip of this Dom that I brought over for you... and sit here in this chair and let the aroma of these dozen long stem roses wash over you... You'll be fine...

Oh, and, have one of these chocolates... they'll make you feel better.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:54 pm

Sandwichman wrote:Jaeger and Red Bull all around.

Pound'em and line up the second round

Jason

ahhhhh! a man of my liking!