To the mental giant that attempted to burn down our saloon at 3:30 and D (Red Rooster Ranch); YOU FAILED MISERABLY YOU DOUCHBAG! On Friday night, while we were out for the burn, some asshat piled up cardboard, lit it on fire and put a gallon jug of paint thinner on top of it (all not-so-cleverly hidden beneath the bar) just to watch our shit burn! No telling what disaster could've happened if it wasn't for an alert neighbor discovering the smoke coming from the saloon and putting it out before the whole area went up in flames. We spend way too much time, effort and money on our camp and art car to have it all ruined by an idiot with a match, and our neighbors don't deserve to lose their shit just to appease your warped obsession! You were probably the same jerk who set fire to the porta-potty too... I hope someone caught you in your twisted events and straightened your shit out!
Oh JEEZ... what now?