The person below me

[theCryptofishist]

Maybe. I'm not sure what that means.
tPBM can translate sparkle into Estonian.

[Sail Man]

sädemeke

I'd like to thank Google Translate for making this moment happen.



tpbm can speak Estonian.

[ygmir]

tere homikust, sobrake. (sp?)

TPBM just threw up a little

[pinemom]

Nope...I hate throwing up, but I did when One eyed Dick got me drunk on Friday! Fucking Tequila on a empty tummy!

tpbm: is wondering why the theme hasnt been announced yet?

[Box Burner]

Yep, sure am. I want to go next year. Missing 2 in a row is a killer.


TPBM doesn't pay attention to the theme anyway, so doesn't care what it is.

[Scatter42]

Theme...? They have a theme?!?!

Oh, you mean all that the shit that Larry blabs about at the end of the year. Ok, gotcha - I'll make sure I don't pay attention this year

TPBM has an urgent errand to run

[clocksnmirrors]

if by "urgent errand" you mean "not urgent tv show to watch" then yes. yes i do.


tpbm has meat scraps between their teeth but no floss handy

[theCryptofishist]

No.
TPBM knows how to jitterbug.

[Sail Man]

Only if I pee on my Mom's horse fence.

tpbm has square danced

[lucky420]

when i was in 4th grade and it was forced upon me

tpbm wants to try ecstatic dance

[clocksnmirrors]

if that's anything like the hokey pokey, count me in!

tpbm knows how to please a man

[theCryptofishist]

no
TPBM knows how to please him/herself...

[clocksnmirrors]

you bet. self love is the greatest love of all



tpbm hates dry roasted nuts but loves peanut butter on a hot day

[BAS]

Only half right-- I like both!

TPBM already wants to go back to the playa.

[theCryptofishist]

No. No I don't. The playa is a lair of back-biting, manipulative, drama-ridden pooh-pooh heads, unhappily short in the quicksand that would serve so many of them right.
tPBM wants to go back to the ice cream parlor.

[Elorrum]

my last and current jones. I can't hang at the ice cream parlor. It's bent spoons at home. shit.

tpbm is blessed with not knowing how they can hate something they like so much.

[theCryptofishist]

No. I'm just wishing it never applied to people for me.
TPBM balances ambiguity better.

[Savannah]

I am, possibly, too ambiguous for my own good.

The person below me actually likes Thanksgiving, instead of finding it stressful.

[Box Burner]

I like it if I get to cook! But Halloween is much better even if I don't get to cook.

TPBM celebrates the winter Solstice instead of Christmas.

[theCryptofishist]

x mas is the form our solstice takes...
tpbm is working on the grand unified theory of condiments

[clocksnmirrors]

it all comes down to mayonaise and mild banana peppers


TPBM is great at scrabble

[Elorrum]

I do like scrabble. great... well, usually I can only get eight to ten year old kids to play against me, and yeah, I'm that good.

tpbm also likes dominos

[clocksnmirrors]

dominos is ok

pizza hut is better

ps that giant scrabble board is incredible. if i had seen that i would have been there all day!!!!

tpbm knows the meaning of the word "flammer"

[theCryptofishist]

I do now.
TPBM holds friendship sacred.

[maryanimal]

yes i do.

tpbm gives their time to those in need.

[shroom]

I do, I volunteer a lot.

TPBM is wondering why the weather is so weird lately.

[Oldguy]

Nope, because the weather is not weird... everything is going swimmingly. Embrace and adjust to change, or die naturally.

TPBM also wonders why some people think that change is weird or wrong. Nature changes, change is natural naturally.

[Sail Man]

Well, I think change is good. I like to put it in my son's piggy bank, my poor mans college fund. Though, with the advent of plastic, I find less and less change going into the bank

tpbm does not use plastic in any form for their financial transactions.

[theCryptofishist]

I wish...
TPBM gets his/her change from the tooth fairy.

[tamarakay]

Dentist told me that I will be one of the fortunate that will have all my own teeth when I'm 100.

TPBM knows what K2tog means.