Alright, let's hear the best and worst from 2012
- Dr Jet Sinister
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Re: Alright, let's hear the best and worst from 2012
Best: My people doing it right.
Worst: Those people doing it wrong.
Worst: Those people doing it wrong.
Suck it.
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- theCryptofishist
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Re: Alright, let's hear the best and worst from 2012
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The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: Alright, let's hear the best and worst from 2012
Through mutual acquaintance, we had a couple of burgin, vanilla guys from Canada camping with us this year. One of them had to get back to college and the other ended up riding back to Ventura with me and help unload, clean and put everything away for a week. He was a true blessing and a refreshing source of encouragement who literally was unknown to me prior to his arrival on the playa.
While striking the camp and loading the Mother ship, I found this: On the back, he wrote: "Thank you thank you thank you! Yes it's true we are leaving now and some might be blue. For pleasure and pain are one in the same and the people are not as insane as you think or might have thunk. Just take a look into their trunk of whips and chains no two are the same and it is a pretty fun game.
So go at your leisure and take on some pain or some pleasure because it too can be fun and neat or a kinky treat to beat their meat or your seat. It's pretty sweet to see everyone get along - sing shout scream!
Ring the bell like hell when someone steps up to suck a cock! Suck one cock, two cock, three cocks please! And a certified cocksucker you will be!
Oh this place you shall see get down on your knees, strapped to a bed, a cross and let us tickle your fetish to tease, because we aim to please!
Nice rear! See you next year! We're done here! But have no fear, Camp Frolic will be back again next year I hope.
By the way, pick up some MOOP! All walks of life are appreciated here. Be yourself! Let your inner freak out and burn all year!
Thanks again!!!
With so much love"
-M. Foster
This is what makes it all so worth the effort!
While striking the camp and loading the Mother ship, I found this: On the back, he wrote: "Thank you thank you thank you! Yes it's true we are leaving now and some might be blue. For pleasure and pain are one in the same and the people are not as insane as you think or might have thunk. Just take a look into their trunk of whips and chains no two are the same and it is a pretty fun game.
So go at your leisure and take on some pain or some pleasure because it too can be fun and neat or a kinky treat to beat their meat or your seat. It's pretty sweet to see everyone get along - sing shout scream!
Ring the bell like hell when someone steps up to suck a cock! Suck one cock, two cock, three cocks please! And a certified cocksucker you will be!
Oh this place you shall see get down on your knees, strapped to a bed, a cross and let us tickle your fetish to tease, because we aim to please!
Nice rear! See you next year! We're done here! But have no fear, Camp Frolic will be back again next year I hope.
By the way, pick up some MOOP! All walks of life are appreciated here. Be yourself! Let your inner freak out and burn all year!
Thanks again!!!
With so much love"
-M. Foster
This is what makes it all so worth the effort!
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RETROFROLIC, the place of Pink, Pain and Pleasure!
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Re: Alright, let's hear the best and worst from 2012
(That's my favorite excerpt.) @#$% beautiful.Nice rear! See you next year! We're done here!

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Re: Alright, let's hear the best and worst from 2012
BEST:
The Inconvenience Store my friends the Miscreants put on.
I came by their camp one day and they had all this stuff they gave to people who forgot things and I thought to myself hey, I could use a pack travel wet wipes so I asked em for one.
They made me take a shot of the worst, spiciest, warmest tequila ever out of a pee funnel and then do 10 jumping jacks.
Almost threw up.
So awesome.
The Inconvenience Store my friends the Miscreants put on.
I came by their camp one day and they had all this stuff they gave to people who forgot things and I thought to myself hey, I could use a pack travel wet wipes so I asked em for one.
They made me take a shot of the worst, spiciest, warmest tequila ever out of a pee funnel and then do 10 jumping jacks.
Almost threw up.
So awesome.
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Re: Alright, let's hear the best and worst from 2012
Best: people not caring if they're doing it "right."
Worst: people accusing others of doing it "wrong."
Worst: people accusing others of doing it "wrong."
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- theCryptofishist
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Re: Alright, let's hear the best and worst from 2012
Best: Discovering the depths of understanding of BBadger.
Worst: Learning how cowardly supposed friends are.
Worst: Learning how cowardly supposed friends are.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: Alright, let's hear the best and worst from 2012
best: the drama
worst: the drama.
next year, everyone gets oxytocin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxytocin
worst: the drama.
next year, everyone gets oxytocin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxytocin
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Re: Alright, let's hear the best and worst from 2012
vanilla guys
listen Tutti-Frutti, i don't appreciate the sexual slurs.
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Re: Alright, let's hear the best and worst from 2012
I didn't see "vanilla" as a sexual slur. I saw it as a detail in a sweet story about friendships across identity boundaries.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: Alright, let's hear the best and worst from 2012
it was the way he said it.
it's all in the inflection.
it's all in the inflection.
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Re: Alright, let's hear the best and worst from 2012
Would "French" vanilla be more soothing to your tender feelings?Simon of the Playa wrote:it was the way he said it.
it's all in the inflection.
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Thank you Fishy,,, that was exactly how it was meant,,, all inclusive and shit,,,theCryptofishist wrote:I didn't see "vanilla" as a sexual slur. I saw it as a detail in a sweet story about friendships across identity boundaries.
RETROFROLIC, the place of Pink, Pain and Pleasure!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
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Re: Alright, let's hear the best and worst from 2012
Hasn't it always been, FUCK you or fuck YOU ? 


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Re: Alright, let's hear the best and worst from 2012
Ok, now you've done it...
i am NOT FRENCH!
Je Suis Suisse.
it's a matter of purity, and quality.
something the french have no clue about.
i am NOT FRENCH!
Je Suis Suisse.
it's a matter of purity, and quality.
something the french have no clue about.
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Best - I had a choice of frozen ice cream flavors made before my very eyes using nitrogen. I chose a coconut milk, coffee liquor, and mocha as ingrediants; I probably chose that concoction because I am a french canadian vanilla hating racist fuck. And I may be sexist.
Another unexpected best - Realizing just how fun being a bigot can be.
Trucker cuts me off on the highway; "Damn hippie."
Skinny Chinese kid has hot girlfriend; "Damn hippie."
RV runs generator all night; "Damn hippies."
Dog shits in my yard; "Damn hippie."
Beer too warm; "Damn hippie."
Another unexpected best - Realizing just how fun being a bigot can be.
Trucker cuts me off on the highway; "Damn hippie."
Skinny Chinese kid has hot girlfriend; "Damn hippie."
RV runs generator all night; "Damn hippies."
Dog shits in my yard; "Damn hippie."
Beer too warm; "Damn hippie."
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Re: Alright, let's hear the best and worst from 2012
One of many Bests:
Cherry snowcones made by AntiM's MyLarry at the Barbie Death Camp Meet & Greet!
Cherry snowcones made by AntiM's MyLarry at the Barbie Death Camp Meet & Greet!
You don't have to be skinny, naked and under 30 to be a Hottie!
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[youtube][/youtube]Lonesomebri wrote:Best - I had a choice of frozen ice cream flavors made before my very eyes using nitrogen. I chose a coconut milk, coffee liquor, and mocha as ingrediants; I probably chose that concoction because I am a french canadian vanilla hating racist fuck. And I may be sexist.
Another unexpected best - Realizing just how fun being a bigot can be.
Trucker cuts me off on the highway; "Damn hippie."
Skinny Chinese kid has hot girlfriend; "Damn hippie."
RV runs generator all night; "Damn hippies."
Dog shits in my yard; "Damn hippie."
Beer too warm; "Damn hippie."
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Another BEST:
The last thing I did on Playa was use one of the 5:30 portojohns. Not only was it clean (on Monday night) but had toilet paper, AND...best of all a poem by either Figjam or Ygmr (sorry can't remember which) posted on the inside door.
The last thing I did on Playa was use one of the 5:30 portojohns. Not only was it clean (on Monday night) but had toilet paper, AND...best of all a poem by either Figjam or Ygmr (sorry can't remember which) posted on the inside door.
You don't have to be skinny, naked and under 30 to be a Hottie!
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Actually, Figmyr is a new product that will be rolled out in time for xmas holiday.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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need some help here... there's a fig type called Calimyrna. Who's got my play on words?
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EmilyD wrote:Another BEST:
The last thing I did on Playa was use one of the 5:30 portojohns. Not only was it clean (on Monday night) but had toilet paper, AND...best of all a poem by either Figjam or Ygmr (sorry can't remember which) posted on the inside door.
robbidobbs said she put some of my pooetry up this year.........but Figjam is a genius, so............do you remember it?
*still working on Elorrums word play*
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Ygmir,
I remember it was very tasteful, witty, and yet about potties. I was pretty fried having been packing for 8 hours and finally about to head to Reno. It made me really happy to read as my last bit of BRC art so thank you!
I remember it was very tasteful, witty, and yet about potties. I was pretty fried having been packing for 8 hours and finally about to head to Reno. It made me really happy to read as my last bit of BRC art so thank you!
You don't have to be skinny, naked and under 30 to be a Hottie!
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EmilyD wrote:Ygmir,
I remember it was very tasteful, witty, and yet about potties. I was pretty fried having been packing for 8 hours and finally about to head to Reno. It made me really happy to read as my last bit of BRC art so thank you!
that may well leave me out..........
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(Looks at Ygmir) She CAN'T be talking about us. 

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did you submit any Pooetry to Robbidobbs?FIGJAM wrote:(Looks at Ygmir) She CAN'T be talking about us.
*puts arm around FJ*
nope, old buddy, if it's tatsteful, I'm fearing we're out............lets go drink to it, though, and pretend.
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Dirty limericks pasted up in porta potties, don't count as poetry.ygmir wrote:did you submit any Pooetry to Robbidobbs?FIGJAM wrote:(Looks at Ygmir) She CAN'T be talking about us.
*puts arm around FJ*
nope, old buddy, if it's tatsteful, I'm fearing we're out............lets go drink to it, though, and pretend.

Oh wait--"pooetry". That's a different story.
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It was signed by one of you...just can't remember which. And I guess my level of poetic judgement is in the shitter...oy!ygmir wrote:did you submit any Pooetry to Robbidobbs?FIGJAM wrote:(Looks at Ygmir) She CAN'T be talking about us.
*puts arm around FJ*
nope, old buddy, if it's tatsteful, I'm fearing we're out............lets go drink to it, though, and pretend.
You don't have to be skinny, naked and under 30 to be a Hottie!
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EmilyD wrote:It was signed by one of you...just can't remember which. And I guess my level of poetic judgement is in the shitter...oy!ygmir wrote:did you submit any Pooetry to Robbidobbs?FIGJAM wrote:(Looks at Ygmir) She CAN'T be talking about us.
*puts arm around FJ*
nope, old buddy, if it's tatsteful, I'm fearing we're out............lets go drink to it, though, and pretend.
hhmmm.......well if you could remember any of it.........or, it might be in the "potty project" thread, where some are submitted.
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Yg has to be the culprit as I did'nt send any of my obaminations to robbidobbs. 

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