Alright, let's hear the best and worst from 2012

[Dr Jet Sinister]

Best: My people doing it right.
Worst: Those people doing it wrong.

[theCryptofishist]

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[Trishntek]

Through mutual acquaintance, we had a couple of burgin, vanilla guys from Canada camping with us this year. One of them had to get back to college and the other ended up riding back to Ventura with me and help unload, clean and put everything away for a week. He was a true blessing and a refreshing source of encouragement who literally was unknown to me prior to his arrival on the playa.

While striking the camp and loading the Mother ship, I found this:

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On the back, he wrote:

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"Thank you thank you thank you! Yes it's true we are leaving now and some might be blue. For pleasure and pain are one in the same and the people are not as insane as you think or might have thunk. Just take a look into their trunk of whips and chains no two are the same and it is a pretty fun game.

So go at your leisure and take on some pain or some pleasure because it too can be fun and neat or a kinky treat to beat their meat or your seat. It's pretty sweet to see everyone get along - sing shout scream!

Ring the bell like hell when someone steps up to suck a cock! Suck one cock, two cock, three cocks please! And a certified cocksucker you will be!

Oh this place you shall see get down on your knees, strapped to a bed, a cross and let us tickle your fetish to tease, because we aim to please!

Nice rear! See you next year! We're done here! But have no fear, Camp Frolic will be back again next year I hope.

By the way, pick up some MOOP! All walks of life are appreciated here. Be yourself! Let your inner freak out and burn all year!

Thanks again!!!

With so much love"

-M. Foster

This is what makes it all so worth the effort!

[Savannah]

Nice rear! See you next year! We're done here!

(That's my favorite excerpt.) @#$% beautiful.

[piehole]

BEST:

The Inconvenience Store my friends the Miscreants put on.

I came by their camp one day and they had all this stuff they gave to people who forgot things and I thought to myself hey, I could use a pack travel wet wipes so I asked em for one.

They made me take a shot of the worst, spiciest, warmest tequila ever out of a pee funnel and then do 10 jumping jacks.
Almost threw up.

So awesome.

[BBadger]

Best: people not caring if they're doing it "right."

Worst: people accusing others of doing it "wrong."

[theCryptofishist]

Best: Discovering the depths of understanding of BBadger.
Worst: Learning how cowardly supposed friends are.

[Simon of the Playa]

best: the drama



worst: the drama.



next year, everyone gets oxytocin.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxytocin

[Roberto Dobbisano]

vanilla guys

listen Tutti-Frutti, i don't appreciate the sexual slurs.


Vanilla and Proud™

[theCryptofishist]

I didn't see "vanilla" as a sexual slur. I saw it as a detail in a sweet story about friendships across identity boundaries.

[Simon of the Playa]

it was the way he said it.


it's all in the inflection.

[Trishntek]

it was the way he said it.


it's all in the inflection.

Would "French" vanilla be more soothing to your tender feelings?

[Trishntek]

I didn't see "vanilla" as a sexual slur. I saw it as a detail in a sweet story about friendships across identity boundaries.

Thank you Fishy,,, that was exactly how it was meant,,, all inclusive and shit,,,

[Oldguy]

Hasn't it always been, FUCK you or fuck YOU ?

[Simon of the Playa]

Ok, now you've done it...


i am NOT FRENCH!



Je Suis Suisse.



it's a matter of purity, and quality.


something the french have no clue about.

[Lonesomebri]

Best - I had a choice of frozen ice cream flavors made before my very eyes using nitrogen. I chose a coconut milk, coffee liquor, and mocha as ingrediants; I probably chose that concoction because I am a french canadian vanilla hating racist fuck. And I may be sexist.
Another unexpected best - Realizing just how fun being a bigot can be.
Trucker cuts me off on the highway; "Damn hippie."
Skinny Chinese kid has hot girlfriend; "Damn hippie."
RV runs generator all night; "Damn hippies."
Dog shits in my yard; "Damn hippie."
Beer too warm; "Damn hippie."

[EmilyD]

One of many Bests:

Cherry snowcones made by AntiM's MyLarry at the Barbie Death Camp Meet & Greet!

[Simon of the Playa]

Best - I had a choice of frozen ice cream flavors made before my very eyes using nitrogen. I chose a coconut milk, coffee liquor, and mocha as ingrediants; I probably chose that concoction because I am a french canadian vanilla hating racist fuck. And I may be sexist.
Another unexpected best - Realizing just how fun being a bigot can be.
Trucker cuts me off on the highway; "Damn hippie."
Skinny Chinese kid has hot girlfriend; "Damn hippie."
RV runs generator all night; "Damn hippies."
Dog shits in my yard; "Damn hippie."
Beer too warm; "Damn hippie."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjK9OAm6oN8

[EmilyD]

Another BEST:

The last thing I did on Playa was use one of the 5:30 portojohns. Not only was it clean (on Monday night) but had toilet paper, AND...best of all a poem by either Figjam or Ygmr (sorry can't remember which) posted on the inside door.

[theCryptofishist]

Actually, Figmyr is a new product that will be rolled out in time for xmas holiday.

[Elorrum]

need some help here... there's a fig type called Calimyrna. Who's got my play on words?

[ygmir]

Another BEST:

The last thing I did on Playa was use one of the 5:30 portojohns. Not only was it clean (on Monday night) but had toilet paper, AND...best of all a poem by either Figjam or Ygmr (sorry can't remember which) posted on the inside door.

robbidobbs said she put some of my pooetry up this year.........but Figjam is a genius, so............do you remember it?


*still working on Elorrums word play*

[EmilyD]

Ygmir,

I remember it was very tasteful, witty, and yet about potties. I was pretty fried having been packing for 8 hours and finally about to head to Reno. It made me really happy to read as my last bit of BRC art so thank you!

[ygmir]

Ygmir,

I remember it was very tasteful, witty, and yet about potties. I was pretty fried having been packing for 8 hours and finally about to head to Reno. It made me really happy to read as my last bit of BRC art so thank you!

that may well leave me out..........

[FIGJAM]

(Looks at Ygmir) She CAN'T be talking about us.

[ygmir]

(Looks at Ygmir) She CAN'T be talking about us.

did you submit any Pooetry to Robbidobbs?

*puts arm around FJ*

nope, old buddy, if it's tatsteful, I'm fearing we're out............lets go drink to it, though, and pretend.

[Sham]

(Looks at Ygmir) She CAN'T be talking about us.

did you submit any Pooetry to Robbidobbs?

*puts arm around FJ*

nope, old buddy, if it's tatsteful, I'm fearing we're out............lets go drink to it, though, and pretend.

Dirty limericks pasted up in porta potties, don't count as poetry.

Oh wait--"pooetry". That's a different story.

[EmilyD]

(Looks at Ygmir) She CAN'T be talking about us.

did you submit any Pooetry to Robbidobbs?

*puts arm around FJ*

nope, old buddy, if it's tatsteful, I'm fearing we're out............lets go drink to it, though, and pretend.

It was signed by one of you...just can't remember which. And I guess my level of poetic judgement is in the shitter...oy!

[ygmir]

(Looks at Ygmir) She CAN'T be talking about us.

did you submit any Pooetry to Robbidobbs?

*puts arm around FJ*

nope, old buddy, if it's tatsteful, I'm fearing we're out............lets go drink to it, though, and pretend.

It was signed by one of you...just can't remember which. And I guess my level of poetic judgement is in the shitter...oy!

hhmmm.......well if you could remember any of it.........or, it might be in the "potty project" thread, where some are submitted.

[FIGJAM]

Yg has to be the culprit as I did'nt send any of my obaminations to robbidobbs.