The Bar

[ygmir]

It was a Family member~ opens a deep freeze drawer under the bar~~~ painstakingly opens a crate to reveal 11 bottles of 100 year old Mackinlay's Scotch whiskey, wrapped in paper and straw to protect them from the rigors of a rough trip. pulls one ~ returns crate to deep freezer case below the Bar. Opens~ pours shot glasses until bottle is empty~ breaks bottle in fire place... takes one shot~ sips Whiskey~ nods to the .... well... what ever he is.... fluffiest bunny viking I have ever seen I'm telln ya. goes into the store room~ sits on a half wall next to the Irish style pot still. pokes at fire with stick.

*nods and takes a shot, slams it and throws glass into fireplace*
May you grief be intense, and short.

*saddles war rabbit and rides to fjord *

[Znobyzom]

Smiles~

[Lassen Forge]

I need a drink. Please.

Maker's Manhattan, white vermouth, bing cherry. Thank you.

Sus

[theCryptofishist]

*sets Bay Bridge up*
Always available here for you.

[ygmir]

*strolls in, sets up behind bar*



a Sue........our BBS ...........WTF? really.
and Fishy! dang..........

sure wishin there was a way to work things out......

*pours Pago Pago double.......Makers Manhatten, and a Becherovka, for the bartender (me)*

Drink up pals......there's gotta be an answer.
Your Soviet style, is too good, too strong, to just blow away in the wind...........

*dons thinking cap*

[Lassen Forge]

Yg, you hero of the playa, man of my lusty dreams, and stalwart harbringer of truth... There IS a way. It will be a year off, but by 2014...

WE, need to talk. I have a dastardly plan that will insure that our version of evil soviet truth and justice will NYET escape the playa.

Interested? You have the backroom addy of Dacha. Please to let Komrades know.

Spasibo, Do Svedoniya...
bb

[ygmir]

*rubs chin, pours cognac*

one must ponder.......*heads for ROS*

[piehole]

*stumbles in from The Bar, Vol # 4 with gin&tonic spilling out of cup*


*hiccups*

*sips drink*

Are we *hiccup* bar hopping or somethin*hiccup*g?

[Savannah]

IT'S A PUB CRAWL . . . .

[theCryptofishist]

Next thing they'll be crawling through the old Booby Bar threads...

[piehole]

*pours himself another gin&tonic*

I'll crawl with you Savannah, we'll go to the looney bin together, I don't give a fuck

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[ygmir]

I still have my "eplaya pub crawl" laminate, from I think 07.........when I first met Mozy Bonz and Risky.........they played jokes on me even before I knew them.

[trilobyte]

A crawl might be just the thing

[ygmir]

it was a great idea, back when Mozy, et al, came up with it. MV's and designated drivers.......and bikes or walking.
he went all out, made maps, laminates......., it was sort of all the bars, associated with eplayans, so was to go all over the city!!
I'll see if I can get hold of Mozy, or if any friend or surrogate, can, to see if he'd allow me to post the map and clock here.
I'd guess it's his copyright, etc. so permission is probably necessary, or at least polite.

[Lassen Forge]

Not only do I still have my original lam, but MB stopped by the Kantina and dropped me off a fresh one. I miss the map, tho!!!

[theCryptofishist]

I have my laminate. Not sure where it is. It's f ucking dark again.

[Znobyzom]

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic.php?t=23694

2008 pub crawl... playa time clock.

[ygmir]

yup, I found my stuff...........that was a brilliant Idea.........*tips hat to mozy* and thanks Znoby, for finding it.

*throws war ax into wall, hangs bunny fur vest on it*

* unsheathes sword and begins cutting salami, prosciutto and hard cheeses*

snacks anyone?

*twirls and pins fly to wall with scramasax*

[AntiM]

I have my laminate too...

[ygmir]

wow, what sparks could fly, what fun could be had, to try for a "reunion" of sorts? See who who shows up, and who won't...........

[Box Burner]

yup, I found my stuff...........that was a brilliant Idea.........*tips hat to mozy* and thanks Znoby, for finding it.

*throws war ax into wall, hangs bunny fur vest on it*

* unsheathes sword and begins cutting salami, prosciutto and hard cheeses*

snacks anyone?

*twirls and pins fly to wall with scramasax*

Ya know.... that sword has not been properly blooded until you have cut bacon with it. you are not serving up snacks with an un-blooded sword are you?

[ygmir]

yup, I found my stuff...........that was a brilliant Idea.........*tips hat to mozy* and thanks Znoby, for finding it.

*throws war ax into wall, hangs bunny fur vest on it*

* unsheathes sword and begins cutting salami, prosciutto and hard cheeses*

snacks anyone?

*twirls and pins fly to wall with scramasax*

Ya know.... that sword has not been properly blooded until you have cut bacon with it. you are not serving up snacks with an un-blooded sword are you?

Indeed, BB, it has cut the holy bacon..........and been "blooded" at tradition requires, as well.........
Would I do such a think? And, it has never been touched by a Mohel.


*breaks top off mead bottle, takes a draught and pours horns full for anyone who wants.* *leaves half filled broken bottle for the adventerous*

[burner von braun]

~~strides in, removes helmet, and grabs mead by the horn~~

Ahh.. thanks my friend!

~~drinks furiously, then sits down at grinding wheel to sharpen ax~~

You saved a few dragons for the rest of us right?

~~wields mace and bashes an opening in the wall to let in a little more light~~

[Ugly Dougly]

Drops a quarter into (EOMS) Eternal Orgy Machine System.

Dances to music that nobody hears.

[ygmir]

Drops a quarter into (EOMS) Eternal Orgy Machine System.

Dances to music that nobody hears.

[Znobyzom]

From the unseen in the shadows a white phosphorus type of composite fire arrow sticks then bends and pins the scramasax blade to the wall~ from the 5,000 degrees of heat from the burning white phosphorus the arrow and blade melts into a metal puddle medallion on the floor. Flickers of flame still on the wall~

[bigbluedoggy]

**Crawls in after a whirlwind couple of weeks in that horrid place called defaultia** ** Shakes off to acquire some fresh dust**

Laminate? Yup... a cherished playa treasure! Love the BM dreams I've had since I got back although they are a bit weird at times. Never knew there were so many trees in the old school breezeway where I pitched my tent... and why did I forget all of my clothes?

Mysteries of life to be pondered over a nice chilly Sarsparilla!

Happy October one and all!

*Dog circles three times and flops in a dusty heap on the hearth rug*

[ygmir]

Hey BBD!!
*sets our Sarsaparilla *

nice to see ya!!
dang defaultia, I know.......

*note puddle of unknown metal alloy on floor*

hmmm........this might make a fine blade............*hopes LeChat shows up to confer about re-forging*

dang, I liked that blade though.......gotta make another I suppose

*goes into store room, grabs 5 lbs of meteorite iron and heads to blacksmith shop*
Time to start heating, folding and quenching......a Vikings work is never done.

*notes smell of phosphorous and sulfur, not unlike brimstone.......smile a wry smile, slams a shot of cognac grabs hammer and heads out*

[Box Burner]

[littleflower]

one good bhang to go, please.