SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:49 pm

Good luck with the future endeavors of YOUR camp.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:29 pm

I think we need to talk about bacon.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:18 pm

I think you won't want to talk to me. Not after you read the PMs. But if you do, as long as it's not that Pork Loin stuff, or worse, that Vegi-b... (pardon me, ITIJTUIMMJAB) pseudobacon made of Asbestos, Plywood, and Axle grease... We can talk Bacon.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:32 pm

Dammit, Susanne! I wanna be bad chekist!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:41 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Dammit, Susanne! I wanna be bad chekist!

Czechist?

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:50 am

Checkmate czechmate.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Sep 28, 2012 10:58 am

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Fri Sep 28, 2012 6:40 pm

Well, Czech that out! Not sure about the prague noses, tho...

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Sep 28, 2012 6:47 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:I think we need to talk about bacon.

Orkpay Atinlay?

nilasnake · Post by **nilasnake** » Fri Sep 28, 2012 7:15 pm

we're getting alot of good ideas. if anybody else has any, share.

Major Krash · Post by **Major Krash** » Sat Sep 29, 2012 2:04 am

nice Avatar!

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sat Sep 29, 2012 7:45 am

Actually, yurz is prety good too!

World wide search underway for the motherload of red and white striped canvas.... got some, getting more

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:23 am

Will there be a wild ass rodeo? This is Nevada after all.

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Sun Sep 30, 2012 12:35 pm

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Sep 30, 2012 1:11 pm

where's Crusty?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Sun Sep 30, 2012 4:23 pm

Oh, I'm not sure I even want to know.

nilasnake · Post by **nilasnake** » Sun Sep 30, 2012 7:13 pm

we are on a good roll, alot of great energy, alot of fun brainstorming. keep the positive inputs coming.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Sep 30, 2012 7:23 pm

Damn. I wasn't drinkin' when I posted here... so where did it go?

Or was I?

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Sun Sep 30, 2012 7:30 pm

Box Burner wrote:Damn. I wasn't drinkin' when I posted here... so where did it go?

Or was I?

There are two threads that begin with "SIDESHOW" in caps. One under Theme Camps, and one under Art & Performance.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:08 pm

do these stripes make me look thin?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:34 pm

No, but it makes your Depends Underwear look big....

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:51 am

Kernul Killbuck wrote:

After 8 continuous blockbuster years in BRC, APOKILIPTIKA is evolving!

Strangely enough - a lot of the camp apparently didn't want to "evolve", the theme seemed to work quite well. How about... instead of raiding OUR camp (and starting a fuckload of drama so doing), you and your friends who want to jump ship start a new one with a different theme? Leave what works alone, and if you want to take your friends and start a new theme, well, we in Apokiliptika wish you the best of luck with that. Serious - you have the talent and the brains to do it. Just leave OUR camp out of it.

Thank you, and have a damn good burn in 2013. I know we will.

The Politburo and Tovarichi of Apokiliptika.

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:49 am

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:06 am

Popcorn??!! Hey - it's a circus. Where's the peanuts? Cotton Candy? (not to mention the fun one could have with Corn Dogs...)

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:14 am

I guess this is your chance to recruit new burners?

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:42 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:I guess this is your chance to recruit new burners?

I can think of a few I will let you have.

<edit> POST 3000! YEAH ME!

wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:43 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:I guess this is your chance to recruit new burners?
I can think of a few I will let you have.

<edit> POST 3000! YEAH ME!

Look at you doc, you have dedicated all your posts just to serve others!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:45 am

Go Doc! Go Doc! it's your birthday, it's your birthday!!

you'll be catching me soon..........

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:09 pm

Brainstorming

Meet Lars.

Lars lives on a Norwegian fishing boat. If he is lucky, he gets to swim in the sub-freezing waters of the Arctic until a Coast Guard helicopter picks him up – saving the life of the fellow who crawled inside Lars when the boat went down.

Lars is an Immersion Suit. An Ocean Survival Suit. He is made of some sort of spongy rubber, like a diver’s wet suit. Some years ago I rescued Lars from a flee market for ten bucks. Potential.

Now meet Butt Jiggler.

The two snapshots illustrate Butt Jiggler’s range of motion. The saddle and handlebar move in unison, up and together, down and apart, up and together, down and apart, interminably. And the pedals rotate, for good measure (though can be disconnected).

Butt Jiggler was invented as a physical therapy tool in 1932, and has been crippling healthy people ever since. Pristine specimens sell for over USD 2.000,-. I bought Butt Jiggler at the flee market for twenty bucks. Enormous potential.

Butt Jiggler runs on household 115 Volt AC. He draws 8,6 Amps. That’s 1000 Watts.

In 2010, Duane Flatmo – he of El Pulpo Mechanico – brought a Butt Jiggler to our Kinetic Cab Company camp. On it were attached two freaky creatures of burlap and straw and rags and whatnot in such a way that when the machine ran, the two creatures appeared to be… making a baby creature.

So I’m thinking…. What if we put Lars on this Butt Jiggler.

Maybe we could find him a girlfriend. Or just let him ride that bucking bronco on his own.

I ought to be able to build him a skeleton with the necessary hinges, and flesh him out. Rig up some sort of mask for a face. Paint him, of course. And I’m thinking it might be possible to install coarse hair by poking it thru from the inside.

I have a big red industrial momentary switch that visitors could push to activate him, just like in other fine scientific exhibits.

Potential.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:21 pm

Oh THAT Lars!!!!

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