The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 12:42 am

teehee!! guess whose mouse and monitor decided to co-operate!!!

May I have a little glass o that??

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 12:45 am

I think we have the bar to ourselves. But oh I seem to have dropped my napkin would you mind getting that for me.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 12:52 am

Sandwichman wrote:I think we have the bar to ourselves. But oh I seem to have dropped my napkin would you mind getting that for me.

Jason

but of course! - right after you pour me that shot of Crown Royal I asked for... *coy smile*

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 12:53 am

tisha2 wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:I think we have the bar to ourselves. But oh I seem to have dropped my napkin would you mind getting that for me.

Jason
but of course! - right after you pour me that shot of Crown Royal I asked for... *coy smile*

I will pour into the morning.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 12:56 am

Sandwichman wrote:
tisha2 wrote:
Sandwichman wrote:I think we have the bar to ourselves. But oh I seem to have dropped my napkin would you mind getting that for me.

Jason
but of course! - right after you pour me that shot of Crown Royal I asked for... *coy smile*
I will pour into the morning.

Don't you mean the 'crack of Dawn'?

Wait, where is Dawn? Dammit, she was here just a minute ago!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:00 am

Oh! Hi Rob - didn't see ya there...Dawn? Haven't seen her.

Can I getcha a drink? Maybe some o this neverending Crown Royal?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:36 am

tisha2 wrote:Oh! Hi Rob - didn't see ya there...Dawn? Haven't seen her.

Can I getcha a drink? Maybe some o this neverending Crown Royal?

Time for more CR please. This must be some biblical CR it is lasting for some time.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:37 am

Time for a smoke break be right back

Jason

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:38 am

*CRASH CRUNCH BOOM Tinkle clunk...*
[25 foot cabin cruiser enters bar through doorway intended for normal-sized people]

Hey, I've still got margaritas blendin'! Gettin' low on ice! Do we have any ice donations? All ice will be immediately returned to sender in the form of a margarita!

*RRRMMMmmm...Crunch crunch...*
[Captain Goddammit backs boat into position aside bar]

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:39 am

One more CR comin' up...oh! and I never did get that napkin...there it is...let me just turn around and.....there! got it!

nother smoke?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:44 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:*CRASH CRUNCH BOOM Tinkle clunk...*
[25 foot cabin cruiser enters bar through doorway intended for normal-sized people]

Hey, I've still got margaritas blendin'! Gettin' low on ice! Do we have any ice donations? All ice will be immediately returned to sender in the form of a margarita!

*RRRMMMmmm...Crunch crunch...*
[Captain Goddammit backs boat into position aside bar]

HEY!!! What the fuck with smashing up my bar?!?!?! You broke all the mirrors!!!!!

*FUCK!!* DPW will be pissed for sure...!!!!

...better make some *wicked* fucking margaritas...right pronto...fuck!

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:47 am

I got the ice. How about some cucumber margaritas?

Oh and that napkin seems to have fallen again

Jason

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 1:53 am

If you got the cukes I'll toss 'em in the blender! We got napkins aboard the vessel. Extra wicked margaritas on deck! Hey Tisha! Let's do some cruising! Let's put Sandwichman at the helm. Just go easy when you turn, and don't worry about bikes, this thing's flattened a few in it's time.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:05 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:If you got the cukes I'll toss 'em in the blender! We got napkins aboard the vessel. Extra wicked margaritas on deck! Hey Tisha! Let's do some cruising! Let's put Sandwichman at the helm. Just go easy when you turn, and don't worry about bikes, this thing's flattened a few in it's time.

It seems I dropped all of your napkins. I am so sorry.

I appreciate the offer to drive but I would rather be able to share the wonderful margarita with Tisha.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:05 am

Captain Goddammit wrote:If you got the cukes I'll toss 'em in the blender! We got napkins aboard the vessel. Extra wicked margaritas on deck! Hey Tisha! Let's do some cruising! Let's put Sandwichman at the helm. Just go easy when you turn, and don't worry about bikes, this thing's flattened a few in it's time.

What a *fabulous* idea!!! Let's take The Bar on a playa cruise!! yippee!! Gimmee one o' those extra wicked margies!

I don't know if Sand-man should drive, though...he's a little distracted...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:07 am

tisha2 wrote:
Captain Goddammit wrote:If you got the cukes I'll toss 'em in the blender! We got napkins aboard the vessel. Extra wicked margaritas on deck! Hey Tisha! Let's do some cruising! Let's put Sandwichman at the helm. Just go easy when you turn, and don't worry about bikes, this thing's flattened a few in it's time.
What a *fabulous* idea!!! Let's take The Bar on a playa cruise!! yippee!! Gimmee one o' those extra wicked margies!

I don't know if Sand-man should drive, though...he's a little distracted...

I don't know if distracted is the right term maybe I am more engulfed in thought.

Jason

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:08 am

here's to the Red Sox! Samuel Adams today!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:43 am

Zulegoona wrote:Mine was State funding cutbacks, I'm hoping to turn it into a positive and see what else in the world I can do, I've been making Exhibits for 10 years and it is time to do something else.

Exibits? What kind of exhibits? Dang, can we set up a phony "Natural" History Museum on the playa next year. You know, th e sort of place that will make a Jackalope look as mundane as a tree squirrel.

(Fishy brain hiccup)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:45 am

geekster wrote: Guess I will leave them this Crown too.

I crown myself Queen Fishy, god bless me and all who sail on me.

(How can I possibly be this silly before I've had anything to drink and where are my coronation robes anyway?)

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:17 am

cowboyangel wrote:here's to the Red Sox! Samuel Adams today!

if i didn't know you any better, i would report you to the admin.

scotch for me and the angel.

beer chasers too.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:18 am

Damn someone line up the Bushmills

Jason

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:19 am

They can't see me under this sleeping bag, it got all covered with playa dust in the big blow last night. Think I will just hang out and listen. GROOOOWLLLLL oops, should have eaten something.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:21 am

geekster wrote:They can't see me under this sleeping bag, it got all covered with playa dust in the big blow last night. Think I will just hang out and listen. GROOOOWLLLLL oops, should have eaten something.

Here you are hash browns and eggs. I won't tell anyone I saw you here.

Jason

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:27 am

AWESOME, thanks, Spinner! (hope you don't mind if I call you Spinner).

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:29 am

geekster wrote:AWESOME, thanks, Spinner! (hope you don't mind if I call you Spinner).

I have so many names to go by feel free to call me what you would like.

Sandwichman
Argon Knot
Jason Philips
Underdog
J
J-Sin
Jas
Spinner

And many more

Jason

robbidobbs · Post by **robbidobbs** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:33 am

You just inspired me...I'll work some of that up back at my camp.

Eggs are just an excuse to eat salsa. .. a vehicle, if you will.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:35 am

robbidobbs wrote:You just inspired me...I'll work some of that up back at my camp.

Eggs are just an excuse to eat salsa. .. a vehicle, if you will.

I will not argue with you there. There is nothing better than a good salsa

Jason

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:48 am

okay, off to work I go. Can't "work" from home with this ankle-biter showing me something new he can do every 5 minutes. Hope they don't notice the dust.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:49 am

geekster wrote:Hope they don't notice the dust.

I think you are safe for now.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:51 am

Weeelllll....good morning, kids!!! Hell of a duster last night, eh??

and look at this wreck...fucking Captain slammed his cruiser right into the goddamn bar!! ...but then he made some *wicked* cucumber margaritas, and then we headed out onto the playa on the cruiser, and then, ah...um, and then - i don't seem to remember anything after that... umm....anybody seen the Captain?
or the cruiser?
hey - what the hell am I wearing??!!

oh, shit...is there coffee on?