PANTIE CANNONS

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:37 pm

Pantie cannons are fairly common at events like Burning Man.

They propel an article of clothing about 15 - 25 feet at a relatively low velocity similar to having thrown the article of clothing.

Is the act of propelling a pair of panties or other cloth in someones direction or at them from about 20 feet away considered assault?

If it hits them?

Drawingablank · Post by **Drawingablank** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:26 pm

EspressoDude wrote:Is the act of propelling a pair of panties or other cloth in someones direction or at them from about 20 feet away considered assault?

If it hits them?

Only if they have skid marks.

Post by **Savannah** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:30 pm

Not if you . . .

Test it on yourself and own camp members first, to make sure the panty velocity is not injurious and your aim is true.

Fire only new pairs. (Gotta keep it classy).

Be emotionally ready to deal with someone assuming you really, really want her/him to put some clothes on (if you're cool with that for any multitude of reasons, including providing a mere philosophical counterpoint to Pants Cannons for Shirtcockers, please proceed).

Comply with state and federal laws re: scanty-flingin'.

(If you will have DKNY bikinis, please give me your camp address, in case I should run out.)

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:01 am

Savannah wrote:Not if you . . .

Test it on yourself and own camp members first, to make sure the panty velocity is not injurious and your aim is true.

Fire only new pairs. (Gotta keep it classy).

Be emotionally ready to deal with someone assuming you really, really want her/him to put some clothes on (if you're cool with that for any multitude of reasons, including providing a mere philosophical counterpoint to Pants Cannons for Shirtcockers, please proceed).

Comply with state and federal laws re: scanty-flingin'.

(If you will have DKNY bikinis Victoria's lace thongs, please give me your camp address, in case I should run out.)

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:03 am

If it's not dangerous, then why bother?

Post by **Savannah** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:12 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:If it's not dangerous, then why bother?

I'm glad you feel that way. I need a human target for my Semi-Automatic Pantie Range.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:37 am

I'm free on Saturday and Sundays!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:46 am

*scampers into line, target circle on forehead*

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Oct 25, 2012 9:45 pm

hmmm, didnt homer kill his neighbor with a similar cannon? a t shirt cannon... test it out first.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 1:35 am

? these are real. i am willing to risk an assault charge!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:02 am

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Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:30 am

Savannah wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:If it's not dangerous, then why bother?
I'm glad you feel that way. I need a human target for my Semi-Automatic Pantie Range.

As long as you're inside your panties when you shoot at me. That way, it'll be safe, and you know how important that is to me.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:09 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:
Savannah wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:If it's not dangerous, then why bother?
I'm glad you feel that way. I need a human target for my Semi-Automatic Pantie Range.
As long as you're inside your panties when you shoot at me. That way, it'll be safe, and you know how important that is to me.

see...right here......you bait me like this!! my poor little warped mind, goes to a "oh so funny but oh so innapropriate" joke, and I feel like I'm always the one taking that road, so I step back, hoping someone else does. And, where's SImon? Sailman? Sham?.......etc........but oh no....it just floats out there, and I have to giggle alone.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 11:06 am

Savannah wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:If it's not dangerous, then why bother?
I'm glad you feel that way. I need a human target for my Semi-Automatic Pantie Range.

I'm confused.
Is that some sort of cookstove?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:12 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Savannah wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:If it's not dangerous, then why bother?
I'm glad you feel that way. I need a human target for my Semi-Automatic Pantie Range.
I'm confused.
Is that some sort of cookstove?

"meal in a minute"........ I had to

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 3:32 pm

Oh, sorry about letting you hang out to dry Ygmir, I was busy setting up my double barreled bra gun, but something seems to be sticking and causing the rounds to be ejaculated prematurly.

Could be a problem with the piston, or the bore stroke. More hands on work needs to be done.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:03 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Savannah wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:If it's not dangerous, then why bother?
I'm glad you feel that way. I need a human target for my Semi-Automatic Pantie Range.
I'm confused.
Is that some sort of cookstove?

like a bun warmer or a hot dog roaster?

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:38 pm

I believe the original pants cannon was driven by a couple of bungee cords. Get a quick & dirty spring constant and work out the ballistics, motherfuckers.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:47 am

So why is this not a reality already? My panties will fit inside a ping pong ball, which should be a fairly simple launch, am I right?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:42 am

MyDearFriend wrote:So why is this not a reality already? My panties will fit inside a ping pong ball, which should be a fairly simple launch, am I right?

PVC blowgun?........

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:16 am

I think you should yell "Hey!" or "Heads up, Nude!" first.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:21 pm

IDK Elorrum, asking them to bend over and pick up a ten spot should present with an inticing target. Provided you are a fast runner of course

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Sun Oct 28, 2012 11:46 am

Sail Man wrote:IDK Elorrum, asking them to bend over and pick up a ten spot should present with an inticing target. Provided you are a fast runner of course

The original release of "Quest for Fire" started out with just that type of shot. It was soon deleted and is not even present in the extended edition.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:28 pm

Box Burner wrote:
Sail Man wrote:IDK Elorrum, asking them to bend over and pick up a ten spot should present with an inticing target. Provided you are a fast runner of course
The original release of "Quest for Fire" started out with just that type of shot. It was soon deleted and is not even present in the extended edition.

OMG! I remember that part, we had gone off base to see the movie in Fairfield Cali since the base theater was for shit.

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:18 pm

If you're worried about it being lethal just use some less than lethal ammo

Snow · Post by **Snow** » Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:23 pm

Box Burner wrote:
Sail Man wrote:IDK Elorrum, asking them to bend over and pick up a ten spot should present with an inticing target. Provided you are a fast runner of course
The original release of "Quest for Fire" started out with just that type of shot. It was soon deleted and is not even present in the extended edition.

LOL I told my girlfriend about this part the other day before we watched the movie, then we thought I was crazy cuz it wasn't like that at all anymore. Now we just think I'm crazy for all the other reasons we think I'm crazy.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:28 am

That looks lethal, Snow. Them panties would do in, that's for sure.

What about a bra bomb, in order to round out the arsenal?

Post by **Savannah** » Sat Nov 03, 2012 6:28 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:That looks lethal, Snow. Them panties would do in, that's for sure.

What about a bra bomb, in order to round out the arsenal?

MACHINE GUN JUMBLIES.

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