The Bar

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:04 pm

Try the Blueberry! Try the Blueberry!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:04 pm

I wouldn't stand so close to that outside wall I think I hear the playa cruiser.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:07 pm

I herewith intend to retire to a more intimate abode to avail myself of some illuminating material. You may feel free to take my seat abreast the bar until what time as I shall deem appropriate to return.

Adieu.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:09 pm

Fair well. " sigh" he had me going with the chains.

RebA! · Post by **RebA!** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:19 pm

Ok.. how the heck is one supposed to find thier place in these threads that are 100+ pages long. Now I remember why I left (the eplaya) in the first place. Gosh this is just damn hard to navigate in.

Blah,... need more beer..

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:37 pm

its a bar, dont worry about what happened before you came in

Just take a seat, look at the last page and order up!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:44 pm

geekster wrote:its a bar, dont worry about what happened before you came in

Just take a seat, look at the last page and order up!

Yippee!!! That's the spirit my friend!!! (maybe that should be on the shirts, too!)

I'm at work, and not staying, just checking in. Thanks for keeping the place, um, interesting!!! Hey! how'd you find those stairs...!?

...shit! now i have to change the locks...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:47 pm

I do so hate to (once again) rub all your noses in it, but Sensei still has a sixer of RebA's finest in the fridge (from last week's soiree). If you're counting, and I am, there are three Blueberrys and three Playa Pale Ales. They stand zero chance of surviving the weekend.

Thank you, RebA!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:50 pm

We gotta be careful, this is how Bianca's got started.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:56 pm

That's silly, this ain't gonna turn into Bianca's...
Want a grilled-cheese?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:58 pm

uhm, I better not, I have seen what those things do to people. I do have this odd little truffle, though ...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:01 pm

Allow me to elaborate a bit ...

I am at home, everyone is asleep except me and the dog. If I were perchance to eat said cheese sandwich, I could loose my mind and the dog would never be the same. The kids would hate me, I would be ashamed, the neighbors would find out, and I would have to move. I'll pass on the sandwich, thanks.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:04 pm

Then how about some porn?

Who's servin' around here anyway? Geez Louize.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:06 pm

Ok, that's it!

* Sensei hops over bar *

Ah-so! Asahi in the giant bottle! Domo Arigato, Tish-san!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:09 pm

Hmm, what'll ya have? As for the porn ... I dunno, this is tisha's place. Oh, hey, The Hootchie Hut is right up the street on the left. They won't let you miss it.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:26 pm

Lydia pointed out that they don't call it 'Bianca's Smut Shack' anymore; just Bianca's.
Hmmm.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:30 pm

Back to the future, I guess. I think when I first ran into it ... must have been late 95 or very early 96, I think it was just called Bianca's too.

Anyway, I think I hear Rob coming. Let me check the bar stock.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:36 pm

Sensei wrote:Lydia pointed out that they don't call it 'Bianca's Smut Shack' anymore; just Bianca's.
Hmmm.

And it is a sad day indeed without midget porn coloring books. I'll have a grilled cheese sandwhich and a power drill. And whatever the voices in my head are having.

Plus a scotch with a beer back. Or a scotch with a hunchback. On second thought, I have a hunch I'll have scotch tape back at the office. Just don't out yourself out for my sake, kiddo. Have the bouncer put you out for heaven's sake. <sigh> Kids these days. How much are they? I'm famished...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:42 pm

Okay, okay! Here, a glenfiddich with ... lets see ... we have some Full Sail Ale, will that do ya? Oh, and here's some pancakes hot off the grill with scrambled eggs, cheese and salsa.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:43 pm

Well fuck all!

I'm just sitting here with a glass of absynthe and more pussy than I can get my hands on. And once I can keep my cats from running away from me, I'll start back to drinking the absynthe.

<Enter bar stupid bar joke mode>

Two tampons were walking down the street on the sidewalk. They passed within inches of each other without even glancing or in any way acknowledging each other. Do you know why?

Cause they were both stuck-up, bloody cunts.

<Now exiting stupid bar joke mode, you will now have to deal with reality on your own>

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:46 pm

Hehe, I like the one where the wolf tells Little Red Riding Hood to "Lift up your shirt, I am going to lick your titties" whereas and forthwith she produces as S&W .357, levels it right between his eyes and says "Bullshit, wolf, you're going to eat me just like the book says".

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:53 pm

I need stronger alcohol to deal with jokes like these...

Jason

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:53 pm

Let me see, I think there is some TaRd SpRay around here somewhere ...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:54 pm

when people get like this I always saunter over to the jukebox and look for Eretha

nother Jäger please

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:54 pm

What'll it be, Spinner? That last post wasn't aimed at you, BTW ... I was off in some other threads for a bit.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:55 pm

Jager for the Cowboy ... Spinner?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:08 pm

// comes in and quietly shuts door //

Is there any coffee on, the caffeine might help with this headache. Maybe with a little Irish cream.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:10 pm

Y'know. I really miss the edit button.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:11 pm

Bailey's and coffee up for Z ...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:12 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:Y'know. I really miss the edit button.

Yeah, whats up with that anyway?