Theme Predictions for 2013

[lbhat]

I heard the Egress is just outside Point One... But for your safety
they collect your ticket stubs & clip all wrist bands before letting you go see it...

And then you also get a BLM Ranger as a escort...

[Ugly Dougly]

That's so thoughtful.

What kind of zoo exhibit would you like to see on the playa? Maybe a tourist trap?

[graidawg]

That's so thoughtful.

What kind of zoo exhibit would you like to see on the playa? Maybe a tourist trap?

didn't someone make one of those. a cage that closed when you went in and needed someone else to release you?

[TomServo]

Burning Man 2013 - Breakfast Cereal

Alpha Bits
Bran Flakes
Cap'n Crunch
Diamond Shreddies
E.T. Cereal
Froot Loops
Grape Nuts
Honey Comb
Ice Cream Cones
Just Right Cereal
Kix
Life

[Foxfur]

That's so thoughtful.

What kind of zoo exhibit would you like to see on the playa? Maybe a tourist trap?

didn't someone make one of those. a cage that closed when you went in and needed someone else to release you?

The 2011 Playa Gift Exchange.
Me & Sis picked up the lumber in Clackamas, drove it to Stumptown and slapped it together.

It was with Camp Lazy Evil People, 8:30 & H.
A basket of schwag (mostly glossy porn mags) was placed on a shelf at the rear with the trip plate right under your feet.
"Look! PORN! I think I'll walk in and get some!"
Snap!
"Well, at least I have something to do..."

One girl, who didn't have a traveling companion to release her, put on a "self-love" show while she waited for her freedom...

[theCryptofishist]

Pershing County Jail...

art car trap
b
cinderella
drug bust
entrapment
failure of survival skills
gay priveledge (I hope I don't get dinged for that!)
h
indecent exposure
j
k
lawyers for burners

[MacGlenver]

Pershing County Jail...

art car trap
b
cinderella

Lol, fishy. b is for "broad", remember?

[graidawg]

That's so thoughtful.

What kind of zoo exhibit would you like to see on the playa? Maybe a tourist trap?

didn't someone make one of those. a cage that closed when you went in and needed someone else to release you?

The 2011 Playa Gift Exchange.
Me & Sis picked up the lumber in Clackamas, drove it to Stumptown and slapped it together.

Playa Gift Exchange A.jpg

Playa Gift Exchange B.jpg

It was with Camp Lazy Evil People, 8:30 & H.
A basket of schwag (mostly glossy porn mags) was placed on a shelf at the rear with the trip plate right under your feet.
"Look! PORN! I think I'll walk in and get some!"
Snap!
"Well, at least I have something to do..."

One girl, who didn't have a traveling companion to release her, put on a "self-love" show while she waited for her freedom...

oh damn something else i missed

[Savannah]

Duchess of Fishington, let us collaborate.

Pershing County Jail...

art car trap
boo-hoo
cinderella
drug bust
entrapment
failure of survival skills forty-something broad
gay priveledge (I hope I don't get dinged for that!)
heroin
indecent exposure
jailbird
k-hole
lawyers for burners

[graidawg]

Duchess of Fishington, let us collaborate.

Pershing County Jail...

art car trap
boo-hoo
cinderella
drug bust
entrapment
failure of survival skills forty-something broad
gay priveledge (I hope I don't get dinged for that!)
heroin
indecent exposure
jailbird
k-hole
lawyers for burners

C'MON LARRY I DOUBLE DARE YOU STICKY NO RETURNS TO GO WITH THIS, YOU JUST AINT BRAVE ENOUGH. DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUS LETS HAVE A YEAR OFF OF SERIOUS THEMES. GO-ON BET YOU DON'T

[MacGlenver]

Duchess of Fishington, let us collaborate.

Pershing County Jail...

art car trap
boo-hoo
cinderella
drug bust
entrapment
failure of survival skills forty-something broad
gay priveledge (I hope I don't get dinged for that!)
heroin
indecent exposure
jailbird
k-hole
lawyers for burners

C'MON LARRY I DOUBLE DARE YOU STICKY NO RETURNS TO GO WITH THIS, YOU JUST AINT BRAVE ENOUGH. DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUS LETS HAVE A YEAR OFF OF SERIOUS THEMES. GO-ON BET YOU DON'T

People would stage constant fake drug busts and you wouldnt know a real cinderella from a "fake cinderella"!

[Savannah]

Aye. Constant fake drug busts, lascivious pat-downs, mock trials (with song & dance numbers) and an inordinate number of people wanting to camp on Forty-Something Broad Street.

Though I'd be chillin' on 7:00 and K-Hole. For hours longer than actually desired.

[MacGlenver]

lascivious pat-downs

Hmmmm....... I'm liking this idea more and more

[graidawg]

"busted by Savannah" oh that is whole chapter in my book of secret dreams. well it is now

[Simon of the Playa]

"the power of Pussy"


Ann Boleyn
Paula Broadwell
Camilla Bowles
Alexandra Dé Broussehan
Eva Braun
Fantine
Nell Gwynne
Sally Hemmings
Inanna
Angelina Jolie
Kay Von D.
Lewinski
Lucy Mercer

[ygmir]

[MacGlenver]

"the power of Pussy"

[Roberto Dobbisano]

[Ratty]

In the famous words of Carmen Miranda and Jim Henson, "I don't feel so good. I'm gonna lie down for a minute".

[theCryptofishist]

lascivious pat-downs

Hmmmm....... I'm liking this idea more and more

Let's not forget the constant change in sexual preference according to whom your tent/rv/yurt/cell-mate is.

[Savannah]

lascivious pat-downs

Hmmmm....... I'm liking this idea more and more

Let's not forget the constant change in sexual preference according to whom your tent/rv/yurt/cell-mate is.

I'm scribbling it down in the charter now!

[CapnJoe]

LOTTERY 2.0

[Simon of the Playa]

opposites attract.

[unjonharley]

Larry is not coughing up a theme until after the 21st.

He like the rest of us figure on not wasting brain cells until after the end.

[Ratty]

When DO we get to know next years theme?

[theCryptofishist]

May.

[Ratty]

Huuummm? I like the old system much better. It gives a whole year to plan and craft.

[theCryptofishist]

If we're lucky, he'll go back to doing it in January.

[Simon of the Playa]

until the check clears, NOBODY gets a theme.

[H.G.Crosby]

being and nothingness.