Pershing County Jail Sucks!

[Foxfur]

When I go to jail, it's awful. Or sure--sometimes there's smoked salmon, fancy cheese and savory crackers . . . but sometimes it's just cold ravioli and it's like, WTF? And there's no heat at night, or air conditioning even during the heat of day, and I've generally had too much champagne to tell who the guards are.

Oh, wait.

Doesn't everybody get Camembert with toast points?
Your jail is doing it wrong.

[knowmad]

[BBadger]

I wish to thank the playa undercover cops--and especially the 40+ year-old "fake Cinderella"--for not only ridding the playa of the presence of the OP that night, but doing so the first night so that his effects were minimal for the rest of the week. Hopefully next time ePlaya, or maybe society as a whole, is spared his presence too.

I would also like to thank the OP for diverting policing resources away from other individuals who were less deserving of attention. Only a person with your ineptitudeexperience could have pulled off such an operation. Bravo! I hope you can repeat the act with the same success next time.

Overall, I think you two were a perfect match. I'm glad you found each other on the playa!

[knowmad]

Aww; Looks like you Found your Prince after all.

[tattoogoddess]

if the op is indeed not a troll, you really need to get some mental help to be able to learn some coping skills and fix your scewed view on the world.
The cops are just doing their job. Yes there may be a few bad apples but most cops are good people. One of my regulars at the bub I work at is a senator and also is a cop with the sheriffs office. He is prob. one of my favorite bar patrons. He is a really good guy and has bent over backwards to help me out a few times. Hell I got to meet obama because of him. The other cops that come into the pub are just as good. Another is the sheriff of a town up the road. I never laugh as much as when he comes in. They are good people just doing their job. Truth is most people would like to hug you not hurt you. YOU sir like to play the victim plane and simple. Thus why I said you need to get some coping skills in place. You have net apparently so use it. I wish I still had the packing on coping skills packet from when i went into mental treatment as a teen. It helped me so much. I will have to dig around online after work and see if i can find it.

[MacGlenver]

I would also like to thank the OP for diverting policing resources away from other individuals who were less deserving of attention. Only a person with your ineptitudeexperience could have pulled off such an operation. Bravo! I hope you can repeat the act with the same success next time.

Seconded.

[dontaskIwonttell]

Jeeze Louise, not only is this douchebag a drug addict, he's also a parasite on society who also happens to want everybody on this forum to know he's gay. A useless waste of protoplasm who thinks clearly all cops are "pigs" and that the rules of a civil society don't apply to him because he's gay and a drug addict. Time was a person of this Darwinian bent would be put out of their, and our, misery. Talk about your halcyon days of yore. Man up and quit being a friggin crybaby you loser. It's human debris like you that gives Burning Man a bad name.

And you call yourself a liberal?? More like a A**Hole.

And just for your information the police at BM weren't too fond of the event and regularly called attendees "dirty hippies" "queers" "fags" "losers" and other unflattering adjectives. But of course they would never say that to someone like yourself, never mind you just might be getting just a little bit old to be attending such a radical counter-cultural movement - as is completely obvious from reading some of the replies on this thread.

[Bob]

Jeeze Louise... {snip}

And you call yourself a liberal??....

{cough}

[graidawg]

Jeeze Louise, not only is this douchebag a drug addict, he's also a parasite on society who also happens to want everybody on this forum to know he's gay. A useless waste of protoplasm who thinks clearly all cops are "pigs" and that the rules of a civil society don't apply to him because he's gay and a drug addict. Time was a person of this Darwinian bent would be put out of their, and our, misery. Talk about your halcyon days of yore. Man up and quit being a friggin crybaby you loser. It's human debris like you that gives Burning Man a bad name.

And you call yourself a liberal?? More like a A**Hole.

And just for your information the police at BM weren't too fond of the event and regularly called attendees "dirty hippies" "queers" "fags" "losers" and other unflattering adjectives. But of course they would never say that to someone like yourself, never mind you just might be getting just a little bit old to be attending such a radical counter-cultural movement - as is completely obvious from reading some of the replies on this thread.

you ignorant fuck. no wonder the police chose to fuck with you.

[Savannah]

Hey everybody. Let's keep this about discussion rather than name-calling, so we don't have to edit personal attacks out of your posts.

[graidawg]

sorry, it was the

never mind you just might be getting just a little bit old to be attending such a radical counter-cultural movement - as is completely obvious from reading some of the replies on this thread.


bit that made me lose my temper. i completely retract the statement. the op is clearly neither ignorant (how could he be having been in prison on multiple occasions) nor a fuck (got to pay for the drugs somehow when you don't have a job)

[Simon of the Playa]

And just for your information the police at BM weren't too fond of the event and regularly called attendees "dirty hippies" "queers" "fags" "losers" and other unflattering adjectives.

guilty as charged.


Except, Im not a cop.

[Dr. Pyro]

Jeeze Louise... {snip}

And you call yourself a liberal??....

{cough}

As Bob will attest (along with almost everyone else), no, I do not call myself a liberal. I mean, now you're just getting nasty.

[Mojojita]

There is just too much this troll has said that we all know to be patently untrue. His opinions and responses are just too cliche' to be anything but manufactured for sport.

[Simon of the Playa]

i don't know...

it is quite possible that the OP is as prissy as he claims to be.

[dontaskIwonttell]

if the op is indeed not a troll, you really need to get some mental help to be able to learn some coping skills and fix your scewed view on the world.
The cops are just doing their job. Yes there may be a few bad apples but most cops are good people. One of my regulars at the bub I work at is a senator and also is a cop with the sheriffs office. He is prob. one of my favorite bar patrons. He is a really good guy and has bent over backwards to help me out a few times. Hell I got to meet obama because of him. The other cops that come into the pub are just as good. Another is the sheriff of a town up the road. I never laugh as much as when he comes in. They are good people just doing their job. Truth is most people would like to hug you not hurt you. YOU sir like to play the victim plane and simple. Thus why I said you need to get some coping skills in place. You have net apparently so use it. I wish I still had the packing on coping skills packet from when i went into mental treatment as a teen. It helped me so much. I will have to dig around online after work and see if i can find it.

Theres a good book you should read called Stolen Lives - it details just a few of the innocent people killed by the police. And yes virtually all cops are bad b/c even the "good ones" know who the bad ones are and would never tell in a meaningful way. That doesn't mean they cant do their job occasionally.

I basically felt the same way about police before I first went to jail. I thought the stories i heard were ridiculous (police beating inmates for petty things) until I saw it time and again. And the reason they do it is simple - b/c they can. It was common knowledge in Los Angeles that the USC hospital was kept nearly full with victims of police brutality. From the LA Times

"One commenter described "brutal beatings of prisoners on a daily basis" at the jail ward of the Los Angeles County-USC Hospital. The other, a self-described emergency medical services provider, recalled frequently being called to jail facilities to "pick up the sheriff's assault victims.""
http://articles.latimes.com/2011/sep/25 ... s-20110925

I saw it first hand, the slightest infraction would set the cops off (like not addressing a officer as "sir" or some other petty b.s). And if you were to exercise your 1st amendment right and talk back - ITS GAME OVER!!!

But of course outside of jail they are just the sweetest people ever. LOL

[ygmir]

Jeeze Louise, not only is this douchebag a drug addict, he's also a parasite on society who also happens to want everybody on this forum to know he's gay. A useless waste of protoplasm who thinks clearly all cops are "pigs" and that the rules of a civil society don't apply to him because he's gay and a drug addict. Time was a person of this Darwinian bent would be put out of their, and our, misery. Talk about your halcyon days of yore. Man up and quit being a friggin crybaby you loser. It's human debris like you that gives Burning Man a bad name.

And you call yourself a liberal?? More like a A**Hole.

And just for your information the police at BM weren't too fond of the event and regularly called attendees "dirty hippies" "queers" "fags" "losers" and other unflattering adjectives. But of course they would never say that to someone like yourself, never mind you just might be getting just a little bit old to be attending such a radical counter-cultural movement - as is completely obvious from reading some of the replies on this thread.

screen wipes please...........BBBWWWHAAAHAHAAHAA

[gyre]

Dirty cops know who they can't trust and stay away from clean cops.

Any cop that does maintain a criminal code of silence, is a criminal.

Honest cops deserve your support and respect.
They are out there.

TG, you don't really have to do anything to annoy bad cops.
The psychology of power is well known.
Power will tend to corrupt anyone without intervention, from within or without.
You can see it in the most minor of social hierarchies, even online.

Before you get too misty, I have zero patience with bad cops.
I have filed a lot of complaints, and though punishment is usually watered down, almost all of my complaints are sustained.
A criminal is a criminal, and no criminal is more dangerous than a bad cop.
None.

Jailers are usually a separate group, and have more issues all around.

I'm looking at a place with a cop living on the road.
His wife said not everyone wants to live that near a cop.
I told her that if he's a good cop, I'm thrilled.

Most cops I have no problem with.
Oddly, I never seem to run into jerks on the nightshift.
I wonder if that's a pattern?

[Ugly Dougly]

You could build a cage for you and your fave drugz.

[theCryptofishist]

I have no problem believing that jail, any jail, sucks.
And certainly, one of the many problems with our justice system is that once you've been in, it's very hard to get back into the regular world of employment and renting apartments and all sorts of stuff. (Why is that a problem, you may ask. Because it creates a permanent underclass/alienated class that is going to oppose society rather than support it. The huge amount of petty crap all over the place is partially a result of that.)

Somehow, I still don't really "feel" the op. Possible troll, I've thought that for a couple of days... Really poorly socialized so he cannot avoid insulting the people he's trying to influance could be the issue as well.

Or maybe he gets off on having dozens of--wait, that's troll again.
Troll? Idiot? Idiot? Troll?

Asperger's?

I dunno...

[Rice]

I am sorry you need to escape from your life! Maybe you should do something to change it so that you don't feel the need to escape??

Life is not always fair! The only person who can make your life better is YOU!

It is hard to feel sympathy towards someone who has no intention of changing their situation...

Good luck with that!

Oh, breaking the law and then getting caught ... rules suck sometimes. Sympathy = 0.

[Aurelia]

NOT Aspergers
this is a person missing intelligence not one exceeding normal

[mgb327]

Green Jeebus! I call Bullshit! I get so tired of the "entitled".

[Dr. Pyro]

I have to come clean. I was in jail once.

I was arrested in Willard, Ohio in 1973 for selling Bibles without a permit. They called them Green River Laws. (Hay, Jews can sell Bibles too you know.) I was placed in jail and released within about two hours after posting $35 bail. Not harassed, not threatened, never had a feeling that my safety was compromised. So I guess I now understand this guy's pain. My bad. I should have reflected back on the dark times in my life and been more sympathetic. And, now that I understand his point of view better, I should have said I was gay and had them put me in the other cell. My roommate for those long two hours had an unpaid speeding ticket and he too was clearly a major threat to society.

How could I ever have been so heartless to dontaskiwonttell?

[graidawg]

Doc! you bad boy.

[wh..sh]

I was arrested in Willard, Ohio in 1973 for selling Bibles without a permit.

How could I ever have been so heartless to dontaskiwonttell?

Don't be too hard on yourself doc. I have just the perfect way you could redeem yourself for selling bibles without permit as well as for being heartless to dontaskiwonttell.

I have decided to start a new website and smart phone app for Jail and Prison reviews. This way convicts can help each other out but sharing their experiences at various jails.
I am sure every convict dreams of a ★★★★★ rated prison. By sponsoring this project with lots of money, you will attain salvation for your conscience.

Note: Patent pending

[graidawg]

I was arrested in Willard, Ohio in 1973 for selling Bibles without a permit.

How could I ever have been so heartless to dontaskiwonttell?

Don't be too hard on yourself doc. I have just the perfect way you could redeem yourself for selling bibles without permit as well as for being heartless to dontaskiwonttell.

I have decided to start a new website and smart phone app for Jail and Prison reviews. This way convicts can help each other out but sharing their experiences at various jails.
I am sure every convict dreams of a ★★★★★ rated prison. By sponsoring this project with lots of money, you will attain salvation for your conscience.

Note: Patent pending

sorry i had this idea, like minutes before you did. for uk jails you can licence it off me say lots of money/2thereby assuring your salvation too

[tamarakay]

Thank GOD, there is at least one person that WON'T be camping with BDC on eplaya! WOot!

[tattoogoddess]

if the op is indeed not a troll, you really need to get some mental help to be able to learn some coping skills and fix your scewed view on the world.
The cops are just doing their job. Yes there may be a few bad apples but most cops are good people. One of my regulars at the bub I work at is a senator and also is a cop with the sheriffs office. He is prob. one of my favorite bar patrons. He is a really good guy and has bent over backwards to help me out a few times. Hell I got to meet obama because of him. The other cops that come into the pub are just as good. Another is the sheriff of a town up the road. I never laugh as much as when he comes in. They are good people just doing their job. Truth is most people would like to hug you not hurt you. YOU sir like to play the victim plane and simple. Thus why I said you need to get some coping skills in place. You have net apparently so use it. I wish I still had the packing on coping skills packet from when i went into mental treatment as a teen. It helped me so much. I will have to dig around online after work and see if i can find it.

Theres a good book you should read called Stolen Lives - it details just a few of the innocent people killed by the police. And yes virtually all cops are bad b/c even the "good ones" know who the bad ones are and would never tell in a meaningful way. That doesn't mean they cant do their job occasionally.

I basically felt the same way about police before I first went to jail. I thought the stories i heard were ridiculous (police beating inmates for petty things) until I saw it time and again. And the reason they do it is simple - b/c they can. It was common knowledge in Los Angeles that the USC hospital was kept nearly full with victims of police brutality. From the LA Times

"One commenter described "brutal beatings of prisoners on a daily basis" at the jail ward of the Los Angeles County-USC Hospital. The other, a self-described emergency medical services provider, recalled frequently being called to jail facilities to "pick up the sheriff's assault victims.""
http://articles.latimes.com/2011/sep/25 ... s-20110925

I saw it first hand, the slightest infraction would set the cops off (like not addressing a officer as "sir" or some other petty b.s). And if you were to exercise your 1st amendment right and talk back - ITS GAME OVER!!!

But of course outside of jail they are just the sweetest people ever. LOL

Omg your right! You want some super crazy stories to read? You should check out http://www.theonion.com/ I mean because everything you read on the internet is true and what people say is truthful to! papers are not biased or bend the truth. Right?

Thank GOD, there is at least one person that WON'T be camping with BDC on eplaya! WOot!

Hey now thats not nice. I will be near you guys though lol tee he he

[ranger magnum]

This whole thread makes me want some heroine too. But make mine blonde, blue eyes, 5'7""....