The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this year.

[Simon of the Playa]

i think it's the stench of trailer trash.

kinda makes you gag a little, like when you're cleaning cat litter.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

thats it, play the Iowa Card....

[H.G.Crosby]

now now,


you can take the sow out of the barnyard, but you cant take the barnyard out of the sow.

[junglesmacks]

you can take the sow out of the barnyard, but you cant take the barnyard out of the sow.

AAAAHHHHHHH.... the off season on eplaya. How I (didn't really) miss you.




Work on your art, fuckers.

[knowmad]

I heard a rumor that If you fall for one stupid meme after anouther and start spreading it around like it is so funny and awesome. Other people around you start getting annoyed as fuck and start talking behind your back then they just stop talking to you all together and start talking about you. Seriously take JS advice go work on your own Art, quit spreading feces on your face and calling it Preformance art. It's been done and you are doing it wrong.
and yeah
Plonk.

[Simon of the Playa]

anyway, i heard that if you buy your ticket BEFORE the apocalypse, you get 2 free chai latte's at the cafe, and early entry VIP passes.


and valet parking in Gerlach.

[moonrise]

Not a rumor...

How about you quit dragging rednecks into the burn/eplaya, leave them in their swamps where those BIGOTS deserve to be left and hopefully eaten by alligators.

????
Moony, there's something bugging you. Something in particular????

Nothing serious I stopped using the term 'redneck' ever since bigot became attached to the meaning of redneck.
No biggie and thanks for asking!

[Simon of the Playa]

i JUST saw this on Facebook so it MUST be true and relevant.


SANTA will be distributing this years Burning Man Tickets on a Naughty / Nice Criteria.


the decision as to whether or not to go with Naughty or Nice won't be made until Dec 20th though.


Good Luck Campers, Hope you choose Wisely!

[Elorrum]

will be allowed without DMV registration:

... they said we could be anything, so we decided to be pillows.

[Bob]

[media]

[Simon of the Playa]

http://www.secretsinplainsight.com/2012 ... rning-man/

[Ugly Dougly]

These repetitions of sixes also remind me of how the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem is 666 nautical miles from the Kaaba in Mecca.

My, my, my, what a mysterious world we live in.

[knowmad]

http://www.secretsinplainsight.com/2012 ... rning-man/

uggg!
Thanks for killing brain cells I was going to kill with Alcohol Simon!

[BAS]

I heard that there were no rumors going around about Burning Man.

[knowmad]

John Frum is coming back! I say we deflower all our virgins, hide our gold, and play dumb.

[knowmad]

"3. Fires Attract Slutty Women
A burning fire excites a woman’s natural irrationality. Hypnotized by the bright flashes of color, she will confuse her emotional neediness with lust. The licking flames and the mounting heat become a call to action in the feminine mind, a call that she will recklessly follow into the darkness and lick and mount with delirious intent until the early dawn."

This and 9 other outrageous claims by a "Award winning Christian Investigative Author"
what was that verse about bearing false witness against your neighbor?
What the Fuck?

[Ugly Dougly]

Blaspheme all you want, brother, but it will not obscure the Truth! (Works for me, anyway.)

[gyre]

"3. Fires Attract Slutty Women
A burning fire excites a woman’s natural irrationality. Hypnotized by the bright flashes of color, she will confuse her emotional neediness with lust. The licking flames and the mounting heat become a call to action in the feminine mind, a call that she will recklessly follow into the darkness and lick and mount with delirious intent until the early dawn."

This and 9 other outrageous claims by a "Award winning Christian Investigative Author"
what was that verse about bearing false witness against your neighbor?
What the Fuck?

"Motivational Children's Party Entertainer'\

"Six foot walls of burning man" ?

Hysterical!

[H.G.Crosby]

first the transit of venus...

[media]

[AntiM]

John Frum is coming back! I say we deflower all our virgins, hide our gold, and play dumb.

We have virgins?

[ygmir]

John Frum is coming back! I say we deflower all our virgins, hide our gold, and play dumb.

We have virgins?

define virgin.

[knowmad]

first the transit of venus...

Then the Transit of Man.

define virgin.

Venus was the first defiled Virgin...

John Frum is coming back! I say we deflower all our virgins, hide our gold, and play dumb.

We have virgins?

Who gave birth to a "pure and blameless Virgin Man"

Who gave rise to the Conceptual Noble Benevolent Ideal Man That Raped The Mother for Coveted Riches.
The Cargo Is Knowledge
Riches are weights
Hope Floats.

[BAS]

The Daily Bleach is either some sort of humor web-zine or frighteningly lunatic fringe.

[Gonzo Frothwood]

The Shiite Muslim "Death to Infidels" camp is combining with the Mormon "We can kill anyone not of our faith" camp and form "Fireworks on the ground with lots of wives" village. Young virgin women are encouraged to join.

[theCryptofishist]

First Camp has gone down in flames, and Larry's looking for a new place to sleep.

[Simon of the Playa]

Larry Harvey is one half of Daft Punk.

[Simon of the Playa]

Carpe Diem, Bitches.

[Foxfur]

The Shiite Muslim "Death to Infidels" camp is combining with the Mormon "We can kill anyone not of our faith" camp and form "Fireworks on the ground with lots of wives" village. Young virgin women are encouraged to join.

Holy fuck on a hibachi, that's brilliant!

[knowmad]

There will be chocolate Sphincters for all walk-in campers molded from Larry's Ass.

[Simon of the Playa]

the "TALL WHITES" will make a guest appearance.