The Bar, Volume #4

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:59 pm

aserendipity wrote:.scary day Yggy ..tell you tomorrow
thanks for asking ..love the tweezer thought
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actually, the offender is just lucky he did not tangle with my ex.


she is the ONLY person i am afraid of.


i was merely sparing him the icy cold death that awaited him if he Fucked With The Ice Queen and her Mink.

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Aurelia » Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:02 pm

Yeah maybe so but I still like the first image best
we do all scare differently
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby graidawg » Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:59 pm

err guys I seem to have accidently killed a hippy, can you all help me come up with a good story?
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby FIGJAM » Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:04 pm

"I thought there was a bounty!" 8)
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Elorrum » Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:09 pm

G.D., you only need a story if somebody discovers the body, or traces it's disappearance back to you. Let's get rid of the evidence first.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:21 pm

GD:
How'd it happen?
can it reasonably be explained, you witnessed him hit himself repeatedly with a hammer?
Could he have shot himself several times?

or, take Elorrums advice:
is there a body of water nearby?
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby gyre » Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:56 pm

A lot of people disappear in super shredders.
Takes five seconds to run a bus through.

Here's some small ones.
http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/

http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/concrete_steel_drum.htm
http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/daytona.htm

This one has 10% of the power of a big one.
http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/the_monster.htm

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby BAS » Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:16 pm

Spiked cider sounds good, Savannah. I'll need to get the ingredients next time I get to the store. (Too bad food stamps don't cover the vodka...)

Hippies are preservative free, right? So they should be okay as feed and/or fertilizer. Or something.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Dr. Pyro » Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:30 pm

"...I swear to God officer, I tossed this poor soul a bar of soap and he didn't know what to do with it, so he ate it. From that point it only got worse..."

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:08 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:(... Why abandon an elevator shaft?)

Did you read the part about Guadalajara? I suspect that money was short or there was some sort of change and they lost some funding. All sorts of things could have happened.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:57 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:(... Why abandon an elevator shaft?)

Did you read the part about Guadalajara? I suspect that money was short or there was some sort of change and they lost some funding. All sorts of things could have happened.


in Mexican construction projects, all things are possible.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Bob » Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:12 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:hell hath no fury.


Funny how that shit sneaks up on you. Arg.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby FIGJAM » Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:49 pm

Happy holidays fuckos!!! 8)

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I could'nt figure how to get the whole thing posted! :cry:
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby gyre » Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:54 pm

They have no faces!!

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby FIGJAM » Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:58 pm

Fishy, Ygmir, Elliot, Simon, and AntiM.

They're there when I click on the link. :?
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:01 pm

I just get the home page.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby FIGJAM » Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:02 pm

I prolly screwed up, but it was some funny shit with you all "Rockin around the christmas tree"! :oops:
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:19 pm

dang...........well thanks anyway!!
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby graidawg » Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:56 pm

good reasons. forgot the auto stteing so its slightly delayed leaving this morning.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby Savannah » Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:06 pm

Mornin', Grai! :D
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby AntiM » Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:14 am

Luv ya Grai! :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby magicmarty » Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:49 am

Been AWOL and missed so much. Morning, and now back to bed
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:51 am

*strolls in*
Thanks for coffee, GD!
HI Anti M!
Hi Marty!

well, more welding and cutting steel for the "Hofstove" project.
sounds like no rain for some days to come. Wow, are the mushrooms coming up! with no freeze, mild temps, they are so happy ....now if only I knew which are good.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby lucky420 » Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:33 am

Psst Yggy, Look for the bluish colored ones :shock:
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:40 am

yeah, I wish I knew.....I see some, like I saw in a market in S.F. once, look like pizza on top.
but, hell, I'm not tryin 'em.......chicken me.
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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby gyre » Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:45 am

Oh, no.
Stick to heavy objects.

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby lucky420 » Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:56 am

Lol no Yg, I wouldn't either... :mrgreen:
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:57 am

gyre wrote:Oh, no.
Stick to heavy objects.

lets play log!!

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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby MacGlenver » Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:32 am

ygmir wrote:lets play log!!


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Re: The Bar, Volume #4

Postby ygmir » Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:45 am

haha one of my fav's on Ren & Stimpy.
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