The Bar, Volume #4

[joel the ornery]

Oh, no.
Stick to heavy objects.

lets play log!!

is there anything you don't do in a BIG way?

[ygmir]

skinny dip in cold water............

[FIGJAM]

OK, I think I got it!

Even got Yg to fall off a ladder without hurting himself!

Although Simon may kill me.

http://www.jibjab.com/view/ULJ8mwcDTXmorVZgSkPm_Q?mt=1

[Simon of the Playa]

it's perfect...


except i wear green lederhosen...



seriously.

[ygmir]

BBBWWHSAHAHAHAHAA oh FJ.......that's great!!! hahhaaa

[graidawg]

those are the ones you want yggi. they look like they have a nipple on top.

thanks for the love everyone. work is kinda weird nobody seems to have clue what is where, with whom or how to get that done or that work needs to be done and stuff. it's like a blind man describing translucent clouds in the sky while underwater to a martian rock. however i havent crashed the van or killed anyone yet (lets not mention hippies) however i havent been paid yet so lets wait and see before i order the online .303

however FUCKING OUTRAGE!!!!! i come home all happy and stuff got home fairly quick the hall has been painted and everything is done (by someone else yay!) (in fact YAY! i hate painting) but the FUCKER has used my best putty knife


to stir the gloss paint! AAAARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! it's roont i tell yer roonT


so Barman pehaps a drink and tales of logs and deadmice?

[FIGJAM]

Knowmad, hit it!!!

http://www.jibjab.com/view/54ccgNIJSHiY9NvU6RIodA?mt=1

[Savannah]

Figjam, I watched those out of order (since I'm scrolling upwards) and laughed during the 2nd one, then damn near cried during the first.

Oh, my God.

[FIGJAM]

Thanks!

If people will PM me more head shots, I can do bunches of these!

[Elliot]

Fabumolus! Even with no sound card in my computer, those films are obviously hilarious! Thank you, Figjam!

[Savannah]

:lol:
Fabumolus! Even with no sound card in my computer, those films are obviously hilarious! Thank you, Figjam!

Your enjoyment may be slightly enhanced by knowing that the first song is "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" in chipmunk voices!

And the 2nd one is a punk version of "Winter Wonderland".

[knowmad]

Drinking hot chocolate eating bacon.

[Bob]

...however FUCKING OUTRAGE!!!!! i come home all happy and stuff got home fairly quick the hall has been painted and everything is done (by someone else yay!) (in fact YAY! i hate painting) but the FUCKER has used my best putty knife


to stir the gloss paint! AAAARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! it's roont i tell yer roonT....

Bummer. My best putty knife for nail holes is an old bone-handled butter knife.

BTW, over here we call it "finger-fucking canaries".

[theCryptofishist]

(... Why abandon an elevator shaft?)

Did you read the part about Guadalajara? I suspect that money was short or there was some sort of change and they lost some funding. All sorts of things could have happened.

in Mexican construction projects, all things are possible.

There's a functioning Klein bottle in Matamoros.

[littleflower]

fuck you *are* good, figjam!

[gyre]

There's a functioning Klein bottle in Matamoros.

Instead of making me look up more stuff, why not just tell me where I can get a Klein Bottle Opener?

[pink]

Thank you Figgy! I needed those soooooo bad!

[Aurelia]

took a driving test today and miraculously passed
whew!

[gyre]

I'm glad you passed, but 'miraculously' caught me off guard.
Not real reassuring.

I hope you're kidding?

[trilobyte]

lets play log!!

That's Yggy alright, sporting wood whenever he gets a chance

Sorry to hear about the putty knife, Graidawg. Give it a wash-off and use it to mix cocktails to make it (and you) feel better).

Congrats on the driving test, aserendipity.

[magicmarty]

Congrats on the driving test, aserendipity! Grai, a putty knife is a minor perturbation compared to some of the stuff you"ve been through recently. Trilo has the right idea. It will make a fine cocktail mixer. I was witness to YG's pictured mighty log lift as a small part of his on site manufacturing of a bunch of amazing furniture at the Hof a couple of years ago. All made of logs of similar dimensions and heft. His other name is Bunyan, Paul!!! Where's MDF, she is often here about now. Too early, gotta get back to bed, or maybe dive into the NEB and hope for a bit of snuggle company. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

(((LF)))

[Aurelia]

Good morning all !
legal to drive so I am going to town early
had practiced parallel parking only to find they no longer require that one..good thing too
did we do well with Artumnal , Trilo ?
I did not get to sit and eat but it seemed uber impressive

[ygmir]

*wanders in, starts ECM*
yay for asd............keep that licence current.

Yeah Marty.......we gotta do that this summer......dang it was fun. and I have more logs, so we can make more furniture!!! Although that stuff seems to be holding up pretty good.

Oh Trilo.....you card!

[magicmarty]

I'm there, YG!!! That furniture will last a lot longer than we will. That was a fun weekend! Hey, it is Friday! Lot's of stuff going on this weekend, including tennis (of course), a luncheon in Mill Valley, a party in SF and my youngest daughter and her kids visiting on Sunday. Not too bad, I'd say. So, have a great one kiddies. Today is the first day of the rest of your life!

[maryanimal]

OK, I think I got it!

Even got Yg to fall off a ladder without hurting himself!

Although Simon may kill me.

http://www.jibjab.com/view/ULJ8mwcDTXmorVZgSkPm_Q?mt=1

LMAO!! HAHAHAHEHEHE I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! that is so fucking funny! Thanks Figjam!

[pink]

*Wanders in*

Up way way too early suffering from heartburn. I don't even want to try lying down again, it was hurting so bad. Having cats crawl on my chest isn't helping. Ouchie.

[lucky420]

Sorry to hear that pink...heartburn truly does suck!

I'm up way to early too. Gonna burrow back under the blanket again soon and try to sleep in a it. Hope your heartburn subsides soon sweetie.

[BAS]

I feel like crap this morning, too. I need to go and take a State employment exam at 8:30AM Central time, and, for some reason, my apartment is too hot to sleep anyway (WTF? *I* haven't been messing with the thermostat, and no one else lives here!), so I am staying up.

No heartburn, but I have a nasty tension headache, and my shoulders are tense and aching as well.

[Elorrum]

Sounds like coffee is a no go for you early risers... warm milk and bi carb then are on the sideboard. I'm brewing a large pot. Got a box of parts for audio projects yesterday to compliment other boxes received. I'm bummed my ipod only recognizes one at a time of the (I thought) identical little bluetooth receivers I found. I'm trying to make a wireless scaleable multi-unit boombox system.

I'll. be clearing a little space in the garage today... finding good homes for my mother's. Furniture. Little by little, by slowwww.

[Aurelia]

Are you pregs , Pink ? That is when I got heartburn..now they are grown up heartburning selves.
off to get some exercise on another beautiful day.