The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:16 pm

Tish,

just tell me where and when... or maybe I'll have some great photos from the San diego decom... Until then, you'll just have to use your imagination...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:44 pm

hi bardudes and dudesses. Too nervous to think about tomorrow where I will be in a real bar watching the yankees get trounced. Love to you all, and I'll have a rockstar please

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:40 pm

please put a double of Nemerov Vodka in that thing too while you're at it.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:43 pm

Hey cowboy!

I'm needing some more of that scotch.

Hmm...seems like the barkeep isn't around, so I think I'll find some myself...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 5:46 pm

mMMMmmmmmmai tai

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:21 pm

Zule's the tender...he's become completely cybernetic by now....and this is indeed good for him. We need somebody standing up for AI rights too.
More Nemerov....what is Scotch?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:22 pm

Intelligence can be artificial but stupidity is ALWAYS real!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:24 pm

I know...just ask george

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:40 pm

cowboyangel wrote:I know...just ask george

Or a Sox fan

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:43 pm

Hello fellow patrons,
Thank for the sentiment Cowboyangel, but unfortunately I can't claim to have a fully AI statues. I'm sort of a trans-cyber hybrid.
In other words I have a squishy center. After the 31st my skin should be ready to be reapplied. I'm waiting for the UPS [universal parcel service] delivery of my grow it yourself humanoid skin kit.

It can't get here to soon either, I'm starting to corrode without it.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:52 pm

The sorry thing is George's folkie ( sure I fuck up I'm just like you ) style has a good chance of getting him reelected.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:13 pm

So has anyone found out if Badger I the guy who was flamed by the machine?

"Electric 'fireball' injures worker at Stanford Linear Accelerator"

His last post on e-playa was 10:23 an today.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:14 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:I know...just ask george
Or a Sox fan ;)

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nasty.oooooooooooooooooo

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:20 pm

------------Here's another-----------------

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Boston Red Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Red Sox fans, too.

Not really knowing what a Red Sox fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a Red Sox fan."

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"Why I'm proud to be a Yankees fan.", boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Yankees fan.

"Well, My Dad and Mom are Yankees fans, and I'm a Yankees fan, too!"

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Red Sox fan."

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:21 pm

Zulegoona wrote:So has anyone found out if Badger I the guy who was flamed by the machine?

"Electric 'fireball' injures worker at Stanford Linear Accelerator"

His last post on e-playa was 10:23 an today.

There are a LOT of people that work there so chances are probably slim that it was him. Still, I thought of him as soon as I read the article. I hope whoever it is makes a speedy recovery.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:29 pm

Oh, and now that I think about it, I got the impression from his web page that Badger works for Stanford in which case one would think he would have been taken to Stanford hospital. Valley Medical is the county hospital and an electrical contractor might be taken there depending on his employers insurance (or lack thereof). BUT ... sometimes it just depends on the quality and current load on the various burn units.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:35 pm

HELLO! (Hello .. hello ... hello)

Hmm ... guess I'll clean up around here a bit.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:46 pm

I almost never hang out in bars...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:47 pm

okay ... let me take these sleeping bags outside and shake them out. Hmm, whose fishets? I will hang them up over here ... whoever belongs to them will claim them. Oh, wow! There is a TARP under all this playa dust! Screw the broom, let me get that leaf blower ... open the door and I pitty the fool that walks in about now.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:47 pm

Damn, sorry Skipper.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:48 pm

Hey Geekster, where is everybody? I miss seeing the ladies around here.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:51 pm

Captain, How'd you do with fixing your rig today?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:52 pm

Tisha said something about a sick mouse. Hope it gets better soon. If she would PM me a addy, I would send her a nice optical one. Don't know where the rest of them ran off to. Was it something we said?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:56 pm

I blame Cowboyangel for bringing the specter of sports in here once a place gets a sports bar reputation every thing goes to hell.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:58 pm

Yeah, well, I keep ripping down the campaign posters and sports pennants as fast as people put them up.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:02 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Captain, How'd you do with fixing your rig today?

Pulled a second crane truck right next to it and took the hydraulic supply and return lines off... then ran some long lines over to the disabled one, and folded up the crane and outriggers using hydraulic pressure from the second truck.
Then back at the garage, bolted in new $2000 pump. Then, tomorrow, it's off to the hydraulic shop to do some tests to find out why it exploded, maybe a bad pressure relief valve that will blow up the new pump too... ain't firing it up 'till I know.

That's how that went.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:03 pm

okay, we have ...

Hot Coffee
A nice 98 Merlot
4 bottles of Crown Royal
4 bottles of Jameson's
2 bottles of Glenfiddich
1 bottle of Bailey's
1 pot of tea
Various cordials.
Assorted beers and mixers.
A box of cheap cigars
A few packs of various brands of cigs.

Order up!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:03 pm

I suppose we could consider the possibility that some people have fun productive lives that might not need to include socializing with the likes of us.

Naw,.. maybe they've been kidnapped by by evil alien women, That sounds a lot more likely to me.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:05 pm

Sorry was out for a bit and on the phone for a while...

I will try to leave the sports out of this bar I will just harass CA elsewhere.

Tisha's mouse is working again but her monitor is dead.

So now I would love it if someone would line up a strong whiskey and coke for me.

Jason

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:07 pm

It's the time of night I really like a bailey's and coffee.

Captain,
Sounds like it went better than I would have thought it could have gone.