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multiple · Post by **multiple** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 11:54 am

Never knew my body could let go and do such things......could it have anything to do with XXX marking the spot?????

jaywalker · Post by **jaywalker** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 12:05 pm

theshaman wrote:Wish I had a personal sex story to share but I didn't get laid once. Felt like a bit of a loser for not getting laid at burning man.

Shaman's not a troll. Actually a pretty good guy. Too bad he's a loser

Lots of sex in my camp but there is a rule among the family...

Oh that just sounds so wrong. Gonna start having genetically mutated Nukesters infiltrating the world.

Stop the inbreeding before it's too late <smirk>

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 12:34 pm

after all the busts and thefts in our village, our camp made a rule that during our friday party no one but the three of us was allowed in the R.V.. During the event I had to go in to tweak some AV stuff. I thought that when I was outside the air was relatively still but when I got in the RV it felt like it was bucking in the wind. I poked my head outside and sure enough it was calm but the RV was still bucking. My campmate, even though he was gettin' lucky, had obeyed the rules and instead took his date up on the roof of the RV for their frolick.

Borris · Post by **Borris** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 12:47 pm

I did get laid, once, but i was so drunk that time i can't say i remember much of it...

LuckyCharms · Post by **LuckyCharms** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 1:26 pm

I was riding my bike by the Feely Box and noticed a guy reaching in. I assumed someone was in the box so I wondered "who". So I stopped to reach in. I first put my hand in at shoulder level. It seemed I touched the back of a guy wearing a shirt. To find out more I put my hands in another side of the box. To my surprise I touched a totally different body type that was not wearing a shirt. So it seemed there were two people in the box. The guy already there was totally confused and could not figure it out (he told me he was confused--that was his story anyway). I reach in another hole and noticed that the two had their arms wrapped around each other in a full frontal hug. All the time I could hear the woman moaning (making pleased noise). That is when I felt the humping. They were totally humping while the original guy was feeling and then with me reaching in. Once I figured out what was going on I left, but afterwards wished I stayed and "played" more feely with them.

PetsUntilEaten · Post by **PetsUntilEaten** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 1:40 pm

that reminds me - - -

after our return my campmate & I had drinks with some friends we never saw out on the playa - but they told this story:

apparently in their large camp was a "madam" of sorts - she had all male hookers for women. there was four stages of service - each with their own payment. (like massage, massage with release, sex with cuddle afterward, lol) Payment ranged from cocktails to drugs or fruit drinks to hardware . . . and the hookers kept 100% of the take. The madam recruited from the playa & these guys stayed "on call" & nearby all week. Our friends said that these guys were hot - which I can believe. The madam also had plushed out van that they used.

when i heard this i was so damn sorry i missed it. i realise i was occupied the whole week - but it just sounds too good to have passed up a taste of it somehow.

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 9:09 pm

I didn't get laid on my wedding night. But I sure did get drunk. Does climbing up to see the Man in a duck hat count as foreplay?

After getting our cautery brands from Fakir, we chilled at ToA as people were eating dessert foods off of human platters and all sorts of interesting play was going on. We were so busy getting liquored by friends bringing wedding gifts that we probably missed a lot of what was going on.

Then we did our stag party in reverse. Missed out of the GCBEC, but made it to the Island of Misfit Strippers on the night of the Burn. Some twistedly wonderful friends there stripping to School House rocks, "Verb Song," "The Star Trek Theme," Motorhead, "Goody Two Shoes," etc. Kudos to the friend who did the straight jacket escape and magic tricks.

PJ · Post by PJ » Fri Sep 12, 2003 9:12 pm

III wrote:that great sex i was going to have last night? it was great.

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Animated .gif?

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 9:18 pm

Stormy wrote:I didn't get laid on my wedding night. But I sure did get drunk. Does climbing up to see the Man in a duck hat count as foreplay?

it depends - were you aroused?

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 9:18 pm

Stormy, you got a real cautery brand out there? How did it go, and is it healing up ok? The old e-playa had a discussion on this and tattos given on playa. You would be the first person I heard of that actually got something done out there. If you could share your experience, I'd like to know, as the branding is something I've been researching and might get done early next year.

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 9:20 pm

princess strych-9 wrote:
Stormy wrote:I didn't get laid on my wedding night. But I sure did get drunk. Does climbing up to see the Man in a duck hat count as foreplay?
it depends - were you aroused?

Um, yeah until the groom contributed to the gray water problem.

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 9:30 pm

Kinetic wrote:Stormy, you got a real cautery brand out there? How did it go, and is it healing up ok? The old e-playa had a discussion on this and tattos given on playa. You would be the first person I heard of that actually got something done out there. If you could share your experience, I'd like to know, as the branding is something I've been researching and might get done early next year.

This year Fakir did matching brands for Judge and I using a cautery pen and a design that I sketched. Last year he did little multi-strike Burning Men for quite a few people at Temple of Atonement. What would you like to know about branding?

A pic from the branding this year:
http://www.geocities.com/miz_stormy/brand

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 12:26 am

Last year he did little multi-strike Burning Men for quite a few people at Temple of Atonement

I've been wanting to get one of those for years now, but never heard where to go until it was too late. I'd love to do it on the playa, of course, but am very interested regardless of the venue. Any suggestions?

Also, I'd love to see your design! Do you have anything you can post?

Kinetic: I didn't know you were into that too! Lora (Das Bus) and I were talking about getting branded at BMan this year, but our one lead turned out to be bogus. Maybe while you're out here for Decompression we can do it?

Julie · Post by **Julie** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 11:22 am

Great story LuckyCharms!

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 12:01 pm

Flux wrote:
Last year he did little multi-strike Burning Men for quite a few people at Temple of Atonement
I've been wanting to get one of those for years now, but never heard where to go until it was too late. I'd love to do it on the playa, of course, but am very interested regardless of the venue. Any suggestions?

Also, I'd love to see your design! Do you have anything you can post?

From the pic that I posted you can see it faintly on my arm. When the pics come back from our official photographer, I'll post some.

For next year, please keep in touch, and I'll be sure to let you know when and where the branding is happening.

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 1:53 pm

Flux: I'm not sure about decompression now...the KC Regional BM coordinator moved to Brooklyn, MY and guess who e-mailed ActionGrl about stepping into the role. I'm not sure what all is involved in the screening process....I don't have the deepest of pockets but I have contacts galore, so this is going to get interesting. Anyway if I get into that, I won't make it out West as I'll be pulling together a KC Decompression.

Back to the thread, BM was fun but I was talking to a woman online before I left and she let things slide while I went to BM. so I could have fun...and I did. Now that I'm back and we've went out, the chemistry is unreal. Now she's not Miss America...I mean she doesn't look like Precipitate or Tiara or Ivy, but she's cute and everything else is like kindred spirit / soulmate type connections. I've got a feeling that when I come back to BM in 04 we'll both make the trip and with rings.....and who knows maybe a new burner addition to Kidsville besides Dragontear! It's really crazy I'm even saying it. But definitely a possibility at the moment. We'll have to wait and see what happens though.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 10:44 pm

Kinetic,

Wow, that's very cool! As much as we'll miss you, becoming the regional coordinator and doing a KC Decompression sounds like a worthy -- and very fun! -- endeavor.

Congrats on your new love! And believe me, after 22 years of marriage, I can tell you that connection and soulmatehood is WAY more important than looks -- although by that I'm not in any way casting aspersions upon my lovely wife!

Someone once said, "When you see a beautiful woman, remember that, somewhere, some guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit."

[disclaimer] The same could, of course, be said about beautiful men, about not-so-attractive people of either gender, and even, according to my wife, about me, if you can believe that! [/disclaimer]

Desert Wind · Post by **Desert Wind** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 11:07 pm

i got my brains fucked out by a pink cowgirl with a fuzzy bike and hooker jacket
underneath the fallen chandelier during the red dawn and all i got was this used condom...

Angry Butterfly · Post by **Angry Butterfly** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 7:10 pm

[quote="Flux"]Kinetic,

Someone once said, "When you see a beautiful woman, remember that, somewhere, some guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit."

ME! THIS IS QUOTE IS ABOUT ME!
HAHHAHAHAHHA! I LOVE IT!

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 9:34 pm

Someone once said, "When you see a beautiful woman, remember that, somewhere, some guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit."

ME! THIS IS QUOTE IS ABOUT ME!
HAHHAHAHAHHA! I LOVE IT!

Oh babe, we might come to blows over this one...it's clearly about me.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 9:37 pm

sorry girls, but it's got to be me.

they don't call me queen bitch for nothing

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 9:38 pm

multiple wrote:Never knew my body could let go and do such things......could it have anything to do with XXX marking the spot?????

Maybe it was just an enabler for a latent ability?

Kinetic · Post by **Kinetic** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:02 pm

Women are the bane of my existance right now. I have one who moved to Colorado and came back into town, for 3 days now she's been talking to me and yet I have my girlfriend who is also talking that she wants to get serious. And then an ex girlfriend calls and we talk and she asks me back out. All in one day at that.

This is just too much!

PetsUntilEaten · Post by **PetsUntilEaten** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:05 pm

damn bylslv!

I checked this thread when I saw you posted here - thought it might be sometime good!!?!?!

jeez . . . .

Sobretta Franjipan · Post by **Sobretta Franjipan** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:05 pm

"Your mother wears combat boots" while working double shifts at Jiffy Lube.

And your dad is slipping his dipstick into Uncle Dick.

nymphgonebad · Post by **nymphgonebad** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:06 pm

Kinetic wrote:Women are the bane of my existance right now. I have one who moved to Colorado and came back into town, for 3 days now she's been talking to me and yet I have my girlfriend who is also talking that she wants to get serious. And then an ex girlfriend calls and we talk and she asks me back out. All in one day at that.

This is just too much!

you must have that glow. it's a universal law - when you're gettin some, they all come crawling out of the woodwork.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:25 pm

Kinetic wrote:Women are the bane of my existance right now. I have one who moved to Colorado and came back into town, for 3 days now she's been talking to me and yet I have my girlfriend who is also talking that she wants to get serious. And then an ex girlfriend calls and we talk and she asks me back out. All in one day at that.

One word, bro: Polyamory

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:28 pm

Flux wrote:
Kinetic wrote:Women are the bane of my existance right now. I have one who moved to Colorado and came back into town, for 3 days now she's been talking to me and yet I have my girlfriend who is also talking that she wants to get serious. And then an ex girlfriend calls and we talk and she asks me back out. All in one day at that.
One word, bro: Polyamory

Because sometimes having the stress of dealing with one partner is not enough.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:31 pm

stress of dealing with one partner is not enough

No kidding.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:31 pm

Stormy wrote:Because sometimes having the stress of dealing with one partner is not enough.

That's right! You'll never have a boring relationship again, guaranteed!

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