The person below me
- TomServo
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Re: The person below me
Close! Really want to move back to California. Funny thing is, its not the Iowa weather, but the temperature at work. Sometimes -20.
TPBM bought throwing stars at the local mall, dirt cheap.
TPBM bought throwing stars at the local mall, dirt cheap.
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..
- theCryptofishist
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Re: The person below me
Move to the land of junglesmacks and everglade draining? Why ever not?
More like throwing-up stars.
TPBM suddenly wants to become an anti-cdcp ninja, too.
More like throwing-up stars.
TPBM suddenly wants to become an anti-cdcp ninja, too.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- Sail Man
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Re: The person below me
Nah, but I do find the Mall Ninja rather humerous
tpbm has read the legendary stories of Gecko 45.
tpbm has read the legendary stories of Gecko 45.
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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- Box Burner
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Re: The person below me
doesn't he work for an insurance company now? Nah...never read them.
TPBM has skied naked.
TPBM has skied naked.
Dance in the heart of chaos. . . . .
ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
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ὁ δὲ ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
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Re: The person below me
No, back in my youth when I skied, it was actually too cold around here to do so without requiring hospitalization afterwards, and I figured I wouldn't be able to convince my parents to give me money, permission, or convince them to go to (without so much complaining from my Dad that it would ruin the fun) someplace where I could do so. In adulthood I was never financially stable enough to try it, and am not now either financially or physically healthy enough to try it.
TPBM lives somewhere where skiing naked is an option at least part of the year.
TPBM lives somewhere where skiing naked is an option at least part of the year.
"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
- theCryptofishist
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Re: The person below me
Oh. Yeah. Happy land with out annoying physics land.
TPBM can recite the Checkers speech.
TPBM can recite the Checkers speech.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- TomServo
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Re: The person below me
Don't think I've ever actually heard it...but my first multi-syllable word, as a child, was "Watergate."
TPBM remembers hearing about Jim Croce's death...even as a toddler.
TPBM remembers hearing about Jim Croce's death...even as a toddler.
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..
- Sail Man
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Re: The person below me
No, but I did weep uncontrollably over John Denvers death
tpbm thinks I'm full of you know what.
tpbm thinks I'm full of you know what.
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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- theCryptofishist
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Re: The person below me
Not as full as others I could name.
TPBM uses this thread as a randomizer for an elaborate code.
TPBM uses this thread as a randomizer for an elaborate code.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- maryanimal
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Re: The person below me
The moon is blue...
tpbm was called by the judge judy show.
tpbm was called by the judge judy show.
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
- Sail Man
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Re: The person below me
No, but I was on Romper Room when I was a little one
tpbm used to watch Bozo the Clown
tpbm used to watch Bozo the Clown
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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- theCryptofishist
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Re: The person below me
No. I grew up in a household that was aclownal, tipping perhaps into anti-clown.
TPBM grew up in a household that didn't believe in floors.
TPBM grew up in a household that didn't believe in floors.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- knowmad
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Re: The person below me
Sure! if Dad said "God said Floors are of the Devil!" Well then, We didn't believe in floors. I want the light of God, I want the sweet love of Jesus! I danced for the Devil; I saw him, I wrote in his book; I go back to Jesus; I kiss His hand. I saw Sarah Good with the Devil! I saw Goody Osburn with the Devil! I saw Bridget Bishop with the Devil!
PBM, what did you like better; The Scarlet Letter or The Crucible?
PBM, what did you like better; The Scarlet Letter or The Crucible?
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri

Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
Re: The person below me
I was supposed to have read the first one in junior high, and only made it partway through before giving up and skimming the rest (which was apparently better than most of the rest of the class), and have never even attempted to read the Crucible. Thus, I really can't answer the question.
The main saving grace of that class was that we were assigned to read To Kill a Mockingbird, which remains one of the best books I have ever read. (I do not recall if that was the same class where we were assigned to read Hound of the Baskervilles, and I figured out who had committed the murder shortly after Holmes arrived at the estate-- and promptly lost too much interest in the book to finish it.)
TPBM prefers the Classic Comics versions of classic novels to the original books.
The main saving grace of that class was that we were assigned to read To Kill a Mockingbird, which remains one of the best books I have ever read. (I do not recall if that was the same class where we were assigned to read Hound of the Baskervilles, and I figured out who had committed the murder shortly after Holmes arrived at the estate-- and promptly lost too much interest in the book to finish it.)
TPBM prefers the Classic Comics versions of classic novels to the original books.
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Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
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Re: The person below me
yeah I download them via 128k modem to my classic Palm Pilot.
Person below me would you lie on a bed of nails and be a public spectacle while I Magically remove your intestines and eat them?
(I'm looking for a sideshow assistant for Killbucks Side Show)
Person below me would you lie on a bed of nails and be a public spectacle while I Magically remove your intestines and eat them?
(I'm looking for a sideshow assistant for Killbucks Side Show)
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri

Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
- theCryptofishist
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Re: The person below me
My intestines belong to Stalin and Soviet peoples!
TPBM is itching to harsh on some newb for being a dj.
TPBM is itching to harsh on some newb for being a dj.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: The person below me
Nah, I'm soft and like to give them a chance not to screw up too hard, unless they're REALLY determined . . . in which case it's gonna happen anyway, isn't it?
The person below me had an awesome dinner (please supply menu).
The person below me had an awesome dinner (please supply menu).
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Re: The person below me
Uh, I went to Culver's and spent some money I don't really have. Anyway, I had a four piece chicken dinner (dark meat), with french fries and coleslaw (plus the generic roll which comes with the meal), Diet Mountain Dew (tm), and a large hot fudge and caramel shake. Unless you want to count the liverwurst on whole wheat toast I had as a snack (which is probably why I couldn't fall asleep and wound up back on-line.)
TPBM has at least considered crowd-sourcing to fund a theme camp. (And can probably guess what I have been thinking about doing to get back to TTITD.)
TPBM has at least considered crowd-sourcing to fund a theme camp. (And can probably guess what I have been thinking about doing to get back to TTITD.)
"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
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Re: The person below me
crowd-sourcing is so crass. It and digital panhandling are the biggest threats to my sanity.
But I am glad you are Planning To Return To TTITD. Perhaps we'll meet.
PBM; which holiday is more like independence day? Christmas or Thanksgiving?
But I am glad you are Planning To Return To TTITD. Perhaps we'll meet.

PBM; which holiday is more like independence day? Christmas or Thanksgiving?
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri

Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
- theCryptofishist
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Re: The person below me
Because there's a b in both.
TPBM is planning a very elaborate christmas display.
TPBM is planning a very elaborate christmas display.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: The person below me
Nope, I'll be putting up my 1951 aluminum tree that my daddy got me for my first Christmas. Low key .
TPBM has also obtained presents for their pet.
TPBM has also obtained presents for their pet.

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- maryanimal
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Re: The person below me
Not yet but they'll love what I'll get them! Snackies 'n scratching posts! A good time will be had by all.
the tpbm will bring the hors d'ouveres. (sp.) To the next party they go to!
the tpbm will bring the hors d'ouveres. (sp.) To the next party they go to!
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Re: The person below me
What, if anything, I bring will depend upon my financial situation. Normally, at my brother's New Year's Eve party, there is enough food and drink it won't make a difference, thankfully. (Plus, he makes a HUGE amount of chili!)
TPBM is going out of state for the holidays.
TPBM is going out of state for the holidays.
"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
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Re: The person below me
nope, Don't even think I'll leave the house.
PBM have we met in person?
PBM have we met in person?
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri

Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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Re: The person below me
no, much to my regret... MnG '13?
TPBM doesn't 'do' Christmas gifting...
TPBM doesn't 'do' Christmas gifting...
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Re: The person below me
yer on!
umm yeah although I am neither Christian or an adherent of MassCulture I do occasionally give gifts, usually to some one like myself that is not really part of the whole Christmas scene.
PBM what was the most resent thing you've lost?
umm yeah although I am neither Christian or an adherent of MassCulture I do occasionally give gifts, usually to some one like myself that is not really part of the whole Christmas scene.
PBM what was the most resent thing you've lost?
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri

Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
Re: The person below me
" resent thing"? I'm guessing you meant "recent thing", in which case I probably haven't figured out it is missing yet...
At some point I have lost my good tarot deck-- the Vision Tarot. I have not yet given up on finding it, though. (I just hope to Whoever that I didn't leave it in a restaurant or something!)
TPBM-- it is all your fault, isn't it? Whatever "it" is!
At some point I have lost my good tarot deck-- the Vision Tarot. I have not yet given up on finding it, though. (I just hope to Whoever that I didn't leave it in a restaurant or something!)
TPBM-- it is all your fault, isn't it? Whatever "it" is!
"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
- Simon of the Playa
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Re: The person below me
unless you have a current fully paid membership to BlameSimon.Com i'm afraid you are shit outta luck.
TPBM never even realized such a service existed.
TPBM never even realized such a service existed.
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Re: The person below me
I have long since lost track of your trans-globular empire, Simon.
TPBM is just another schlub like I am.
TPBM is just another schlub like I am.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: The person below me
You my dear fishy are no schlub!
Tpbm can't remember the last time they had a solid 8...sigh
Tpbm can't remember the last time they had a solid 8...sigh

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