my mind begins to hum...

[Simon of the Playa]

be multi-faceted.

[media]

[H.G.Crosby]

[media]

[Simon of the Playa]

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[Roberto Dobbisano]

"AND THE WORDS OF THE PROPHETS ARE WRITTEN ON THE PORTA POTTY'S WALLS"

[H.G.Crosby]

go ahead.

shoot the messenger.

i double dog dare you.

[BAS]

My mind began to hum, then it started whistling, clapping, tap dancing, and singing at the top of its lungs. It was then that I knew I wasn't going to get any sleep, and thus I spent the whole night cruising the Internet looking for prairie-squid/human dating services.

[H.G.Crosby]

[media]

[H.G.Crosby]

best.cover.ever.

[media]

[Roberto Dobbisano]

and then this happened.

[Simon of the Playa]

[media]

[FIGJAM]

[media]

[FIGJAM]

0:0.1 In the minds of the mortals of Urantia—that being the name of your world—there exists great confusion respecting the meaning of such terms as God, divinity, and deity. Human beings are still more confused and uncertain about the relationships of the divine personalities designated by these numerous appellations. Because of this conceptual poverty associated with so much ideational confusion, I have been directed to formulate this introductory statement in explanation of the meanings which should be attached to certain word symbols as they may be hereinafter used in those papers which the Orvonton corps of truth revealers have been authorized to translate into the English language of Urantia.

0:0.2 It is exceedingly difficult to present enlarged concepts and advanced truth, in our endeavor to expand cosmic consciousness and enhance spiritual perception, when we are restricted to the use of a circumscribed language of the realm. But our mandate admonishes us to make every effort to convey our meanings by using the word symbols of the English tongue. We have been instructed to introduce new terms only when the concept to be portrayed finds no terminology in English which can be employed to convey such a new concept partially or even with more or less distortion of meaning.

0:0.3 In the hope of facilitating comprehension and of preventing confusion on the part of every mortal who may peruse these papers, we deem it wise to present in this initial statement an outline of the meanings to be attached to numerous English words which are to be employed in designation of Deity and certain associated concepts of the things, meanings, and values of universal reality.

0:0.4 But in order to formulate this Foreword of definitions and limitations of terminology, it is necessary to anticipate the usage of these terms in the subsequent presentations. This Foreword is not, therefore, a finished statement within itself; it is only a definitive guide designed to assist those who shall read the accompanying papers dealing with Deity and the universe of universes which have been formulated by an Orvonton commission sent to Urantia for this purpose.

0:0.5 Your world, Urantia, is one of many similar inhabited planets which comprise the local universe of Nebadon. This universe, together with similar creations, makes up the superuniverse of Orvonton, from whose capital, Uversa, our commission hails. Orvonton is one of the seven evolutionary superuniverses of time and space which circle the never-beginning, never-ending creation of divine perfection—the central universe of Havona. At the heart of this eternal and central universe is the stationary Isle of Paradise, the geographic center of infinity and the dwelling place of the eternal God.

0:0.6 The seven evolving superuniverses in association with the central and divine universe, we commonly refer to as the grand universe; these are the now organized and inhabited creations. They are all a part of the master universe, which also embraces the uninhabited but mobilizing universes of outer space.

[Simon of the Playa]

suckers...

[media]

[Ugly Dougly]

[Ugly Dougly]

8. Then God said: When thou hast made the picture of a spear, behold it is a spear. And when thou desirest to show which way a man goeth, thou shalt add to the graven image the likeness of a spear; and the way it pointeth, shall show the way man goeth. Even so shalt thou express the going of everything on earth and in heaven.

[knowmad]

8. Then God said: When thou hast made the picture of a spear, behold it is a spear. And when thou desirest to show which way a man goeth, thou shalt add to the graven image the likeness of a spear; and the way it pointeth, shall show the way man goeth. Even so shalt thou express the going of everything on earth and in heaven.

I'd like to change my key brd so it types those images.

[Simon of the Playa]

.

[Simon of the Playa]

Now Shut The fuck up and get Your Nephilim OverLord a Drink.

[Ugly Dougly]

[media]

[Simon of the Playa]

excellent choice Dougly!

how about some new age Ass-Trology...

[media]

[Ugly Dougly]

excellent choice Dougly!

Vimeo is crawling with good stuff.

[Simon of the Playa]

yes...

been playing video pachinko in vimeo for the past few days.

much more "artistic" than you-tube as a whole...

[media]

[edbrez]

[media]

[Simon of the Playa]

.

[TomServo]

Almost ready

[Simon of the Playa]

keep burning man temporarily psychotic.

[media]

[Ugly Dougly]

yes...

been playing video pachinko in vimeo for the past few days.

much more "artistic" than you-tube as a whole...

Yes, more boobies you mean.

[Simon of the Playa]

yes...

been playing video pachinko in vimeo for the past few days.

much more "artistic" than you-tube as a whole...

Yes, more boobies you mean.

so true.

[Ugly Dougly]

[media]

[Ugly Dougly]

[media]