What's my conspiracy?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:44 am

trilobyte wrote:
Aliens will be landing at Burning Man next year. The government has been reaching out to the folks at BMHQ, apparently they feel they can't just let a ship land on the White House lawn, they need to ease people into the idea. Next year's theme is a cover, designed to help them 'blend in' and keep the population from freaking out. The black helicopters people have occasionally seen over BRC weren't hallucinations...

it's because burners TEND to be inclusive, welcoming and non-judgemental.

time will tell.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:32 pm

Leave me alone, go away, and damn you're ugly.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:08 am

thats what she said...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:13 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:Leave me alone, go away, and damn you're ugly.

Doc, you might want to see and exorcist: you seem to be channeling all my ex's at once!

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:48 am

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:03 pm

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Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:19 pm

On the same day as that bullshit massacre in Connecticut, one of the local schools in my hood was closed down. Threatening graffiti was the official word.

ALL RIGHTY THEN! Putting on tinfoil hat.
This was a backup plan in case the Connecticut psy-op - oh, sorry, tragic massacre - was somehow thwarted.

What say you from your bunker?

Gotta run, they're onto me.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:30 pm

i dont know nothing...

but it's as some pressure from above, and below is occurring.

just a wild guess.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:49 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:i dont know nothing...

but it's as some pressure from above, and below is occurring.

just a wild guess.

"just wild gees" I'd propose......yes, yes, some of the ops and operatives do get away. Like the bats the Japanese let go with incendiary devices strapped to them, to fly to the west coast and start fires.

and of course, if you can gain leverage, from a tragedy, by all means.

ruby ridge,
OKC
waco

oops, weren't those the ones where the gov. should not have had weapons?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:18 pm

you forgot stiller and meara in NYC

why did they ever break up?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:29 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:you forgot john and fred in NYC on 9-11....

huh? Who? Whom? Squares? Plumbs?

icksnay on the amesnay, ememberay, evenstay, 11th epstay

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:30 pm

oh, bob's your uncle....

i've seen the geneology.

^Rhino! · Post by **^Rhino!** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:05 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:you forgot stiller and meara in NYC

why did they ever break up?

They didn't. Their joint career declined, though they have started starring in Stiller and Meara on Yahoo. They're married, and comedian Ben Stiller is their offspring. Ann Meara converted to Judaism as a result of their marriage. I guess that marriage can have that effect on a career, especially when there's a lot of perfectly competent actors and actresses out there who need jobs.

Plus, why joke about your Jewishness when the 'Blue Collar Comedy Tour' is a bigger box-office draw, and has funnier jokes?

It's only a matter of time, though, before somebody rips Jeff Foxworthy's tag line, and changes it to "You know you must be a hippy if.........". That could get hilarious real fast.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:17 pm

How come Bob is your uncle and he's mine too. Does that mean that we are all related?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 6:11 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:How come Bob is your uncle and he's mine too. Does that mean that we are all related?

does your uncle Bob have breasts and a mustache, Dougly? if so and he's very square, yet level headed, we may well be related.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:07 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:How come Bob is your uncle and he's mine too. Does that mean that we are all related?

Haven't you ever heard of Mitochondrial Bob?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:22 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:How come Bob is your uncle and he's mine too. Does that mean that we are all related?
Haven't you ever heard of Mitochondrial Bob?

I'd like to have a tochondrial Bob, too.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:25 pm

Waco and Oklahoma was one event.

Noah's Ark was a period of time, and not a boat.

Aurelia · Post by **Aurelia** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:52 am

lovely forum ..thanks Fishy for entering their T world
Noah Project..shaman singer drums for men so I have no idea what they really do is open tomorrow for all.. hmm
although curious to check it out too much going on right now

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:32 am

gyre wrote:Noah's Ark was a period of time, and not a boat.

..because like.. you know and stuff?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:46 am

Exactly

Aurelia · Post by **Aurelia** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:31 am

Gyre, You are quite superb.
are you in Bay area today?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 1:46 am

O Gosh

Sadly no.
I have friends living both here and there simultaneously though.

Rice · Post by **Rice** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:53 pm

I do not believe that Bob is my uncle. I have a cousin named Bill - does that help??

Why is it that cute, interesting & available people only show interest in me when I am happily in a relationship?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:45 pm

Maybe because they prefer fucking with you to fucking you.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:50 pm

I'm looking for cute interesting and available people, Rice, just head them my way.

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:05 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Maybe because they prefer fucking with you to fucking you.

Rice · Post by **Rice** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:09 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Maybe because they prefer fucking with you to fucking you.

ouch....

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:11 am

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jan 05, 2013 7:05 pm

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