Decompression for singles

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 08, 2004 7:38 pm

Force wrote:Blessed is he who giveth slack, because he will receive the same amount of slack by and by...

Boy, have I gotta lotta slack comin' from you guys.

mars · Post by **mars** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:48 am

Rian,

Are you aure you didn't mean "citing"?

Mars

mars · Post by **mars** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:49 am

Meaning:

Rian,

Are you SURE you didn't mean "citing"?

mars · Post by **mars** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:52 am

Crap--I thought I was on page 7 and I was only on page 1! There I go...living in the past again!

Mars

Donita · Post by **Donita** » Sun Oct 10, 2004 2:51 pm

My, my, my, my, my...
I just tuned in and found sooooo much to read...
Observation: I've seen people get a little pissy after having to
come back to this default world after a month. I don't know about
you, but I think it's time we all go back to BRC for a dose of love, fire,
art and maybe roll around in the playa dust again.
Peace, peace, love, love...

Pssst.... Marie, you rock.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 7:54 am

i, for one, was ALWAYS pissy.
but i know you all love it that way.

i need a drink.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:49 pm

yep, this thread is STILL fuckin' hillarious!

Bitter, party of one, Bitter, party of one, your table is ready...

well i am cheerful as hell because suddenly it looks like i might actually get laid again before next year's burn, so things are lookin' up in the land of long lank, and i am no longer offended by anything anyone has said, or will say, or intends to say but will never say...so there.

pissy = horny = unhappy campers!

go get laid :)

oh, and for you coupled up flirters, i really am happy for you. i hope someday to find someone i can stand for longer than ten minutes, and live in anticipation of the two of us being able to be human and in a relationship at the same time. i know it can be done, i've seen it happen, just sadly not to me. but not to worry! i have not given up all hope (see previous statement of hope above) and have the feeling that one day i too will be a flirty coupled up girl once again. thanks for playing!

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 2:13 pm

regynalonglank wrote: thanks for playing!

Oh no.. thank YOU.

Force · Post by **Force** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:35 am

Well if you're a girl and you haven't gotten laid yet, it's your own fault...

I was just discussing with my wife the other night about how easy it is for women- I mean really, is there a guy out there who would say no to a woman if she just straight out told you she wants to suck your dick?

Of course not.

And yet she seemed so amazed by this.

Why do women make it so friggin complicated?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:35 am

Force wrote:Well if you're a girl and you haven't gotten laid yet, it's your own fault...

I was just discussing with my wife the other night about how easy it is for women- I mean really, is there a guy out there who would say no to a woman if she just straight out told you she wants to suck your dick?

Of course not.

And yet she seemed so amazed by this.

Why do women make it so friggin complicated?

sexism anyone?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 10:53 am

Force wrote:Well if you're a girl and you haven't gotten laid yet, it's your own fault...

I was just discussing with my wife the other night about how easy it is for women- I mean really, is there a guy out there who would say no to a woman if she just straight out told you she wants to suck your dick?

Of course not.

And yet she seemed so amazed by this.

Why do women make it so friggin complicated?

oooohhhhhh...................

#1. sucking your dick does not = me getting laid.

#2. believe it or not, most of us see getting laid as more than a 30 second thumping from some random dickhead...

#3. the complications are a natural selection tactic that seem to be working....

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:03 am

tisha2 wrote:
Force wrote:Well if you're a girl and you haven't gotten laid yet, it's your own fault...

I was just discussing with my wife the other night about how easy it is for women- I mean really, is there a guy out there who would say no to a woman if she just straight out told you she wants to suck your dick?

Of course not.

And yet she seemed so amazed by this.

Why do women make it so friggin complicated?
oooohhhhhh................... :evil: :evil:

#1. sucking your dick does not = me getting laid.

#2. believe it or not, most of us see getting laid as more than a 30 second thumping from some random dickhead...

#3. the complications are a natural selection tactic that seem to be working....

well, there diseases too

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:11 am

Force ... I know what you TRIED to say ... but dude, you really fucked it up. That is probably the reason you find it so "complicated".

First of all, lamenting to your wife how hard it is for a guy to get laid was MAYBE your first mistake, but it just gets worse from there.

Try not to focus so much on "the game" and it might become a little less complicated.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:13 am

[quote="geekster"]
First of all, lamenting to your wife how hard it is for a guy to get laid was MAYBE your first mistake, but it just gets worse from there.
quote]

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:24 am

First of all I just have to say that Tisha you are so great, i have been loving reading your posts...rock on grrl!

You're right Force...if what a woman wants is to have sex with a man then men are pretty dang easy. Most of them are pretty suggestable, and it doesn't take much time or effort to get them into bed...if that is the entire point, and usually with that sort of thing it is, whether you like it or not. The problem comes in when you like a particular man, as in a certain man, or a man that is particular. Believe it or not some men aren't interested in just having sex and getting their heart broken, some men actually want a relationship, and in that case there is time and effort involved, and a certain amount of proving that you want them and only them, because guys like that feeling. of being the only one.

now on the other hand if what a woman wants is to have sex with another woman then she is faced with the same thing a man is when he wants to have sex with a woman - a great deal of time and effort are required. most women want you to woo them...call them, talk to them, take them out to dinner, and act like you care, and are interested in them as a person. i know, call us crazy, but women are just like that. most women...most of the time. there are general exceptions of course, but i haven't met many of them, at least not ones that make my knees go weak and blow my mind...those girls are gonna require some work my friend. but believe me, they're well worth every moment invested!

Women don't make it complicated, it just is. if you're a woman and you have sex you could get pregnant, so that pretty much complicates things right from the get go...at least for the mind of the female...and the act of taking someone into your physical body, whether your mouth or other orifice, is different in every way, you have to let someone into your soul to do that...it's not the same for a man. well, for some men...but i digress. unless Force is a modern metrosexual, which from the name alone i just don't get that vibe, i doubt that he is up for any pegging never mind anything less than hetero...so the point cannot be proven on him, but it is different for the one who is penetrated...it just is. it's complicated. trust me. unless you want to try it for yourself and find out...in which case, let me know what you think!

You're right, I could probably get laid any day of the week Force...it's earth shaking, soul crushing, mind blowing sex that makes you want to eat the person alive that I am missing having in my life. but that's just me :) I just don't meet people that I connect with that way every day...it's kind of a special thing. so when it happens i get pretty excited about it. it just so happens that it did happen for me at burningman. which was fabulous. but now i am back home, and i am single again...at least until the next love tsunami hits. and as for you, i hope your wife reads this and kicks your ass for being such a dork! just kidding...but seriously. you need to upgrade your friends if you really think all guys would say yes to a blow job from random whoever girl. std's aside not every male wants a hummer with no repeats. ask your friends, i bet you'll be surprised...

guys, am I way off base here? what's the lowdown on the hummers?

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:30 am

Hey! I got some ideas! Wanna' hear...? Wanna' hear?

First... I like the 'warm' wet spot... no matter what warm, wet spot it is!! Feels great!! And when the big guy lets ME do the thinking and talking, we wind up in the wet spot everytime!! Well, except for the times he wound up getting in fights with husbands, boyfriends, girl friends, and pets... but otherwise, when he follows my advice he always... uhhh.... oh, yeah... he gets bitched slapped now and then... and there were those restraining orders... but otherwise... ummm... wait a minute! He has pretty much tuned me out lately! Bastard!! And life has been peaceful and quiet...

Hmmm... TOO quiet.... Need to see what I can do about that....

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:32 am

is there a guy out there who would say no to a woman if she just straight out told you she wants to suck your dick?

guilty

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:45 am

On the one hand, I'm all in favor of freedom of association -- on the other hand, the whole single-burners-seeking-same concept creeps me out so much I wish they'd tag themselves so perhaps I could avoid them.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:46 am

Well, I disagree with Woodrow and I agree with regynalonglank. Relationships are much more satisfying than just plain old annonymous sex. Sex within that relationship is also satisfying. Wild, animal sex, within that relationship, swinging from the trees in a thunderstorm in the mountains while she is dressed in her cute little racoon outfit, and you have your goat outfit on is... oh... ummmm... Nevermind.

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:51 am

Quite the picture you paint there Sam! Funny...now if I could just erase the images from my mind!!!!! And to think the cute raccoon girl was lookin for a goat! Whoda thunk it!?!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:51 am

oooohhhhhh...................

#1. sucking your dick does not = me getting laid.

#2. believe it or not, most of us see getting laid as more than a 30 second thumping from some random dickhead...

#3. the complications are a natural selection tactic that seem to be working....
_________________

Hee hee hee!

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:04 pm

Top Ten Better Names for whatever this is...

10. Space Noodles
9. Peepless in Seattle
8. Want Tacoma down to my boat, baby?
7. ....

Oddly, every time I see the Space Noodle close up I think about getting laid, and badly.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:06 pm

Oddly, every time I see the Space Noodle close up I think about getting laid, and badly.

Wow.

Ouch.

And now, so will I. Too bad I live 2 blocks from it...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:11 pm

regynalonglank wrote: guys, am I way off base here? what's the lowdown on the hummers?

1. I used to hang around with some guys who lived in Brooklyn who would get all excited if someone happened to have the use of a van. They would immediately if not sooner head for the Meat Packing District to get blowjobs.

2. Some bikers apparently say it doesn't matter <i>what's</i> sucking your dick. Useful philosophy in prison.

3. Most guys are fairly discerning about who they let near their tater, but see point 2.

calicowboy925 · Post by **calicowboy925** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:24 pm

OK....now I read this in a book..er, I have this friend who said...REG....guys are dogs, yeah, yeah, I know some will claim to be the exception...but unless they are afraid of getting caught, or are on some type of sedative...every guy would love the anonomous/ no strings hummer. Even if the provider is so ugly she could make a train take a dirt road! And dont think that cuz a guy has a great squeeze who is kind and understanding and could suck the chrome off a trailerhitch he would turn down the offer...Guys also like strange...again, I heard this from a friend, my lilly white self would NEVER take part in such behavior!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:48 pm

regynalonglank wrote:guys, am I way off base here? what's the lowdown on the hummers?

Well, I have only known two women in my life to date that loved giving them so much that they would just come right out and ask if they could in a more or less unsolicited fashion. But that they loved it so was obvious in both their zeal and skill. There is something to be said for the serious hobbyist in search of perfection.

That having been said ... I am not always walking around in the state of arousal required to receive said acts and some, uhm, buildup to the moment is often required. The situation must also be examined in its context. Standing in line at the DMV would probably not be a great place to indulge and I would probably decline a furtive offer being "shout whispered" from behind a dumpster in an alley. In a more intimate setting, I would probably be willing ... a suggestion of tit for tat would probably pass my lips (say, does anyone know what tat is?) but alas ... said offerings are few and far between.

So ... the story on hummers is ... unsolicited offers of hummers from women are rare though have been quite delightful when discovered. Kinda like a little gold nugget ... but you gotta get through a lot of gravel first, though.

regynalonglank · Post by **regynalonglank** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:19 pm

ok, well maybe I underestimated the draw of the anonymous hummer. my bad...I guess the blow job just "blows" away the everyman. well there you go, just one more thing I didn't know...not having permanent possession of a penis it's just something i can't understand!

now hummers in general i understand. hummers, overall, are hot. at least for me. having never really applied one anonymously I can't say what the heat index would be, girls? any feedback? worth the time, so sublime, make it rhyme?

seems like the "doesn't matter who gives it" philosophy would sure help with getting anonymous hummers...from what I hear it's much easier to get that to fly in boytown. in fact you could work up quite a fan club, from what i hear. i won't pretend to be lily white, but i am nobody in boytown!

mars · Post by **mars** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:04 pm

Guess I should specify first: I am female. And I think one thing that's hard for us female-types to get and remember is that male-types are so utterly different from us. I think that guys are really clear on this. But, as women, we have some kind of denial about how different we are from men, especially, but not exclusively, when it comes to sex.

So in answer to your last question, RegLL, I'd say that women who are over the idea that sex means love, generally don't go for anonymous sex except when extremely horny due to long dry spells. Women who are still trying to fill an emotional hole, say from being unloved or from being unable to love themselves, will often try to fill the hole, by having sex, (thereby trying to fill an emotional hole by filling a physical hole).

Mars

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:41 pm

Bob wrote:Oddly, every time I see the Space Noodle close up I think about getting laid, and badly.

I hate getting laid badly.

Then again, on the other hand, I suppose it's better than not getting laid at all.

Silver 2 · Post by **Silver 2** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:40 pm

I think that one of the most telling statements in this thread and one that really points out the differences between how most men and women view sex is:

Believe it or not some men aren't interested in just having sex and getting their heart broken, some men actually want a relationship

"their heart broken"

I would say that most men view sex as a recreational activity rather than an emotional one. As far as that goes, the few men that I have either known or heard about that became emotinally envolved after a 'one night stand' were ahhh, not relationship materal. For most of my life I have been one of those people that folks come to with their troubles, so I have heard both sides; women that cannot shake a guy who, for whatever reason, they went to bed with once and even more so from women that were troubled that the guy never called again, the numbers are much lowrer with men that wanted to continue a one night 'relationship'. Note that in the course of my life most of my friends have been women; something that gives my current GF problems 'don't you have any men friends'. My take on it is that most women engage in casual sex because: they hope that something long term happens, biological pressure, they feel sorry for the guy or because its fun. Guys engage in casual sex when they can.

That said, I personally believe that repeated sex with the same person is the best. You learn what to do and when and so does she. About 30 years ago I had one of the best relationships of my life, a bi-woman whose main focus was women but who liked me well enough and did not worry about 'where are we going' or 'will you love me forever'; we were friends. She fell in love with a women who did not want to share and that was the end of the sex but the three of so us continured to hang out and have fun. There was emotional investment on both our parts but without the baggage that many women bring to the table.

Again, my opinion; making love/having sex with a friend is optimal.

I was at PDF this weekend and one of my female friends was complaining that she had not gotten laid lately and I said "Well, look around, find someone that you like, take them by the hand and lead them back to your tent, it willl work out". From the sounds coming from her tent it did. No drama.

Decompression for singles

Some thoughts about hummers