COUNTDOWN to the APOCALYPSE

Post by **trilobyte** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:52 am

Now it'll be all about the post-apocalypse parrties...

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:55 am

http://www.jibjab.com/originals/2012_th ... rce=JibJab

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:08 am

[quote=]"thisisthatwhichis" No one has kissed my ass yet......... Go Figure..........WTF........

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Uhm, are you going to wash that first...?

Aurelia · Post by **Aurelia** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:35 am

Knoweverything is mad go for it
not interested
Sirius A is visible yes but Sirius B is not

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:39 am

I don't believe that. You can't be Sirius.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:44 am

You probably shouldn't promote commercial radio.

Sirius

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:30 am

I think the fuse just got lit yesterday, fireworks to come

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:18 am

I bet some people made a ton of money on yesterday.

A while back I read a novel where one of the characters was a full-time shyster, the kind who sells fake college diplomas and such. He made himself into a television preacher and every few months he announced the end of the World. His customers then sent him extra money to buy their way into heaven, and when "Doomsday" arrived the shyster invented a "reprieve". This went on indefinitely. So I figure yesterday was a huge payday for some such charlatans!

(The amusing part being the fact that there really are people so gullible. Schadenfreude, you know.

)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:15 am

knowmad wrote:yeah, that's why I underlined it.

I was adding to what Doc said, not correcting you.

clocksnmirrors · Post by **clocksnmirrors** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 1:42 pm

i'm eating a bowl of post-apocalipton soup.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:06 pm

Put it on the shelf with your Y2K and Harmonic Convergence memorabilia.

Aurelia · Post by **Aurelia** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:19 pm

Impressive !

Post by **Savannah** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:52 pm

My post-apocalyptic clothes are much cleaner than I expected.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:54 pm

Savannah wrote:My post-apocalyptic clothes are much cleaner than I expected.

damn!! *kicks dirt, shuffles off pouting*

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 8:24 am

like a thief in the night, she will come...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:12 am

Printers are a little shady, too.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 9:32 am

How apocatypical.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:39 pm

Once again, I am pleased to note that we did not get wiped out again.

Here is a picture of what didn't happen yesterday:

More news as it becomes available.

Post by **Sham** » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:01 pm

The apocalypse is so yesteryear.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:36 am

Day before yesterday

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:26 pm

"Many call Apophis the doomsday asteroid because it was initially believed there was a small 2.9-percent chance of it hitting Earth in the year 2029. That information was later refined, with the asteroid actually passing by at a distance of about 22,000 miles. Apophis will near Earth again in the year 2036, but no one knows how close it will come to our planet."

That's about where we have our geo-stationary satellites.

Okay, go ahead and panic.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:01 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:"Many call Apophis the doomsday asteroid because it was initially believed there was a small 2.9-percent chance of it hitting Earth in the year 2029. That information was later refined, with the asteroid actually passing by at a distance of about 22,000 miles. Apophis will near Earth again in the year 2036, but no one knows how close it will come to our planet."

That's about where we have our geo-stationary satellites.

Okay, go ahead and panic.

those measurements, IIRC, don't allow for gravitational distrubances anywhere in it's orbit. or even the effect of this pass with Earth.

It'll be the EOW and I'll be too old!!!
if here at all.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:34 am

Not even allowing for the Yarkovsky effect.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:15 am

i dont think this has been thought all the way through...

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