The Bar

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:21 pm

Holy shit... the bar DID pass the Fuck! thread...

And I helped....

I feel like a part of the community... awww...

Now, get back to my spankings!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:23 pm

Okay, gimme back that oxygen and the bottle o' Beam. Where's that ladder. Oh bother, I'll just step up on my bucket.

Hold on a sec..

It's not my birthday, but....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:24 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Holy shit... the bar DID pass the Fuck! thread...

And I helped....

I feel like a part of the community... awww...

This thread was going no where fast until you walked in dah-ling!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:24 pm

step on your bucket? Doesn't that hurt?

And if it does, is it the good hurt, or the bad hurt?

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:26 pm

I've been told I have the ability to liven up any party. Perhaps it's my distaste for wearing clothing and/or my comfortability with my own (and others') nudity.

Or maybe it's because I'll sing, if asked.

Or maybe because I've got a laugh so loud it makes the windows shake.

Then again, who knows?

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:30 pm

Wait a minute I get a birthday swing too.

<smack>

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:31 pm

Of COURSE you do, Sputnik...

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:32 pm

But would you sing loundly to naked party goers while yourself dressed in a chainmail leotar... uhm, nevermind....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:34 pm

Absolutely NOT geekie... I can't believe you would even SUGGEST such a thing! I've found chainmail leotards to be restrictive as hell, and I won't touch one with a ten-foot pole...

I prefer a two-piece...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:34 pm

Although tunics provide for easier access...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:34 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Holy shit... the bar DID pass the Fuck! thread...

Oh FUCK, you're right!

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:36 pm

sputnik wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:Holy shit... the bar DID pass the Fuck! thread...
Oh FUCK, you're right!

No no, now you're cross posting...

back to my spankings.

D'ya think you could be a peach and pass me up a shot of jameson's?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:37 pm

sputnik wrote:
GuinivereElise wrote:Holy shit... the bar DID pass the Fuck! thread...
Oh FUCK, you're right!

This deserves a round of...

Adios Motherfuckers...

1/2 oz. Gin
1/2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Light Rum
1/2 oz. Blue Curacao
2 oz. Sweet and Sour Mix
Club Soda (Chilled)

Pour all the ingredients except the Club Soda into chilled glass filled with ice cubes. Top with soda. Stir gently

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:38 pm

*A dozen hands extend each holding Jameson's in tidy little glasses*

Here...here...here...here, etc...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:39 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:back to my spankings.

D'ya think you could be a peach and pass me up a shot of jameson's?

<spank> <spank> <spank>

And here's your drinkie

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:41 pm

Sandwichman wrote:This deserves a round of...

Adios Motherfuckers...

I'm buying :wink:

Drinks for all!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:46 pm

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:47 pm

I will have one of those ... just as soon as I can close my mouth to swallow ... in the meantime .... I think that other cheek needs a little attention ... gotta keep the redness balanced.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:50 pm

Thanks BHA... I needed those.

Geekie, thanks for tending to the aesthetic beauty of my red cheeks... I don't have a proper perspective to do it myself. You are now officially in charge of keeping them looking great and looking even.

Sputnik, don't forget to rub a little between smacks to soothe...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:51 pm

<chugs his drink>

Time to head on out of here folks. See ya later.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:52 pm

Well, I am outta here. Gotta job interviewee coming in a few minutes and want to make a decent impression.

Hope he doesn't smell all the virtual Beam in my bucket.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:52 pm

have a good day, Sputnik... thanks for makin' my birthday grrrrrreat!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:52 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:Sputnik, don't forget to rub a little between smacks to soothe...

<rub><smack><rub>

Now I gotta go. Sorry to have messed up the protocol. Have a great birthday!

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:00 pm

...holy shit....

Guinevere, you're hired.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:07 pm

buckethead alien wrote:

Let me have a shot at her!!! "Excuse me while I whip this out..."
*WHACK*
*WHACK*
... Wow... I've never been into this, but this virtual stuff is FUN!...
*WHACK*
*WHACK.... THWIP!!*
OWWWWW!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! MISSED!!!

... how ya' doing, little guy?....

Woodrow · Post by **Woodrow** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:09 pm

..SHIT!!SHIT!!!SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??? HEY, ASSHOLE.... PAY ATTENTION.... OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!

oh, and, happy birthday, Babe!! What cha' doing later?

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:15 pm

I was wondering how long until Woodrow wandered in. This is his type of day in the bar.

Jason

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:15 pm

hey, happy birthday.

oh god. sorry, woodrow, is that you under my boot? damn, i didn't realise you would squish like that. what, you want me to move? but i'm happy right here!

several drinks, please.
i think it's a bad sign that since saturday i've been drinking because i *need* to.
headlong freefall into alcoholism...

i'll keep it virtual for the moment....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:16 pm

Yay! Thanks Tish. You won't be disappointed...

What'm I doing later? We'll just have to wait and find out...

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:17 pm

You know something, This thread still has to pass "in 3 words."

in 3 words= 192 pages, 2868 replies
The Bar= 128 pages, 1915 replies

I know it's comming soon.

Can I have any kind of intersting drink please.