The person below me

[lucky420]

Not at all. I'm surprised you don't have ladies beating down your door.

TPBM really doesn't like the spelling/word auto correct on their device but still hasn't turned it off

[theCryptofishist]

I do like it, but of course it's on a laptop, not a phone... Still, it keeps my prose much more readable.
TPBM has a crush on a fellow eplayan.

[OregonRed]

At least one...

TPBM wants to know who.

[theCryptofishist]

I won't dignify that with a response.
TPBM thinks that parakeets grow on trees.

[Sail Man]

Only if they are in the same family as mone
tpbm kills everything they try to grow

[theCryptofishist]

Yeah, you should see the consternation it causes in my boyfriends.
TPBM wishes eplaya weren't quite so vulgar.

[Box Burner]

No. Never really thought about it as being vulgar. The things that are considered proper, or not, vulgar or not, in the default, are a real part of the problem there.

TPBM - is only going to have 1 drink tonight.

[Savannah]

Not unless--in a curious case of bad luck, or felonious firebuggery--two separate house parties burn to the ground.

The person below me doesn't like champagne.

[jella]

Uh...I'm going to have to say false on that one my dear Savannah as we have polished of a bottle or two together


TPBM is planning to buy some of those obnoxious little noise makers just for fun !

[Savannah]

Hi Jella! Thanks for the reminder. I'll admit that I don't actually need to leave home in order to dig up enough of those for a small crowd.

The person below me has a NYE resolution they don't mind admitting to.

[theCryptofishist]

I don't make them. On the other hand, I seem to be winning at Little Drummer Boy.
TPBM is back on eplaya after an absence of at least two weeks.

[OregonRed]

At least. Of course, I started posting again a few days ago. Does that still count?

TPBM doesn't care about NYE, because they know the real NYE is the night the Man burns.

[Eric]

Nope, all my calendars start on Jan 1, so this is still NYE. And I'm getting paid to be drunk and make out with boys at my favorite club* (oh, and I guess technically to take pictures... ), so I care enough to get decked out & have a great time.


TPBM is going somewhere they've never been in the next month







*also my full-time job. Love that.

[theCryptofishist]

That would be nice.
TPBM is going to an old haunt this weekend.

[OregonRed]

Nope. I expect to be moving into a shiny, new apartment somewhere in the wilds of the San Fernando Valley. It will be the first time in my life that I have lived somewhere besides Salem, OR.

TPBM has something exciting going on today.

[MisaBlue]

I have no idea what is old haunt...so I am probably not going there...
On the other hand I am going somewhere I've never been before...but I wanted to

Jeeez, and before I posted OR posted...so to answer her...I am moving my stuff and hopefully will be sleeping in my new home

TPBM spent great NYE.

[theCryptofishist]

No. But it wasn't horrible. Keep your expectations low, so you won't be disappointed.
(

I have no idea what is old haunt...so I am probably not going there...

"Old haunts" are places where you used to hang out a lot. Why haunts? I think you yourself is the ghost in question. Damn idioms. I use them so carelessly, and cannot give an explanation when called on them.)
TPBM thinks that to be strong you must be flame retardant.

[maryanimal]

Not at all.

tpbm is very curious about the tickets sales info coming up.

[ygmir]

nope, and to also fall back to Fishy strong/flame retardant issue: I'm still testing.

TPBM knows someone who is lonely.

[TomServo]

I would guess the president of Syria...but he isn't helping himself.

TPBM pays 3.05 for gasoline.

[Eric]

Don't have a car, don't have a drivers licence (and haven't in 20+ years), don't buy gasoline...


TPBM really wishes they could be asleep right now

[Savannah]

I wish I were responsible enough to go to sleep; true.

The person below me is also an incurable night owl.

[MisaBlue]

Yes, and the fact that lot of my friends live in different time zone which is -9 hours from my time doesnt really help to prevent staying up until 4am.

TPBM needs just 4 hours of sleep a day.

[TomServo]

Not per day. I do sleep in 4 hour increments. After work and before work.

TPBM remembers their dreams.

[Asherbeez]

Almost every night! Though doing so does occasionally put a damper on reality.

TPBM wishes they capable of lucid dreaming.

[illy dilly]

O man I wish! I've read a few things on how to start practicing, but have had no luck.

TPBM wishes that 'dream sharing' like the movie Inception was a real thing.

[Kenkeknem]

Totally true ... and that I wish had a device like Alexander Hartdegen had in the movie The Time Machine.

TPBM is hoping that 236 days pass quickly rather than drag on ...

[TomServo]

No. I have too many plans to realize. And the faster we get to the burn, the faster its over.
Plus...the dragging on makes it soo much sweeter.
TPBM thinks of BM as a yearlong event.

[ygmir]

yup:
September: smoking a cig, napping, whatever.......Oct. to Aug.:
dinner, dancing, small talk, kissing then heavy petting.

[Eric]

tpAm didn't ask a question, so I'm going to assume it's was about kissing and heavy petting.

Of course I did.


tpbm has great plans that have nothing to do with the Burn