Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

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Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Post by Rice » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:16 pm

Yup, you read that right!!
Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:05 pm

Doesn't this go into Dick's "Shave Your Balls Now" thread?
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Post by Rice » Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:10 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Doesn't this go into Dick's "Shave Your Balls Now" thread?
Isn't that "Don't need to shave your balls now"??
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Post by Token » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:30 pm

If they fix the "chafe" and "bed wetting" I call this a medical breakthrough.

Sign me up for the oral assfro depilatory pill.
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Post by Rice » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:42 pm

Token wrote:If they fix the "chafe" and "bed wetting" I call this a medical breakthrough.

Sign me up for the oral assfro depilatory pill.
Once you get to a certain age - Isn't bed wetting is a right?? ;)
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Post by unjonharley » Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:50 pm

If it works so good, Where dose that leave waxing????
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Post by unjonharley » Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:52 pm

stretch80 wrote:
Once you get to a certain age - Isn't bed wetting is a right?? ;)
Watch that certain age shit.. And it's the bed.. It's the pants.. So there..
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Post by Rice » Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:08 pm

unjonharley wrote:
stretch80 wrote:
Once you get to a certain age - Isn't bed wetting is a right?? ;)
Watch that certain age shit.. And it's the bed.. It's the pants.. So there..
LOL

pretty defensive ... Got something to hide??? ;)
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Post by Token » Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:21 pm

Depends
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Post by mdmf007 » Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:57 pm

Many people pay for waxing - this is cheaper.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:58 pm

And hurts less.


Although, I understand some men are looking for inflammation in that area.
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Post by unjonharley » Thu Jan 03, 2013 7:48 am

theCryptofishist wrote:And hurts less.


Although, I understand some men are looking for inflammation in that area.
I'm sure some thing will come up.
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Post by Gonzo Frothwood » Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:41 pm

Is it pattern baldness? Does it start on the sides and leave you with an exclamation point or does it part the Red Sea? do women get it? Where can I get some seeds? I'm sick and tired of shaving my balls more often than my face!
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Post by Foxfur » Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:50 am

The problem is not unique to Monsanto cukes. The use of any produce without proper lubricant will cause hair loss through yanking and subduction.
Peeling might help.
Peeled bananas, after use, make dandy fixins for baking banana bread to bring to work, gifting to neighbors, etc.
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Post by Nipple » Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:33 pm

No Merkin?

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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:54 pm

Nipple wrote:No Merkin?

Gherkin.
Sly, sly, sly... It almost got past me.

and funny.
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Post by EspressoDude » Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:58 pm

Token wrote:Depends
my 94 year old mom wears those
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Post by EspressoDude » Sat Mar 16, 2013 6:03 pm

it's not the cucumbers a person has to worry about; it's the corn cobs... "Oath of Office" by Michael Palmer
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Re: Monsanto Cucumbers Cause Genital Baldness

Post by knowmad » Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:25 am

EspressoDude wrote:it's not the cucumbers a person has to worry about; it's the corn cobs... "Oath of Office" by Michael Palmer
are you shure it's not Michael Pollan?

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