The Bar

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:09 pm

buckethead alien wrote:I now plan to commence drinking Tecate from a can and not to decommence until much later this evening. You may keep your Jaegermaster and Commander and whatnot to yourselves. Barkeep please line them up and keep them coming.

Beer. The other white meat.

Tecate is like rattlesnake piss. Hell with cheap beers like Olympia. I need me a nice Newcastle. A MacTarnahans is always nice although a bit to light.

Jason

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:31 pm

Now that I think about it, I will interupt my beer drinking for a little rum, provided, of course that it is accompanied by copious quantities of sodomy and the lash.

<i>Sailors Carousing by Julius Caesar Ibbetson, 1802</i>

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:33 pm

Now THAT'S *exactly* how i picture this bar!!!

that's me in the back right with the deep cleavage surrounded by sailors...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:34 pm

we've got tecate left over from BRC. Light dusting of playa on the tops. Fully skunked but I still like to crack one every now and then.

<sigh>

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:35 pm

tisha2 wrote:Now THAT'S *exactly* how i picture this bar!!!

that's me in the back right with the deep cleavage surrounded by sailors...

<I>There</I> you are, you devil-lass. It's pay-day here in the Royal Navy and we tars are looking to celebrate!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:41 pm

stuart wrote:we've got tecate left over from BRC. Light dusting of playa on the tops. Fully skunked but I still like to crack one every now and then.

<sigh>

Sounds like some form of holy water--relics from the desert, that kind of thing... Put 'one on e(vil)bay and see what happens?

I believe that I read somewhere that Tecate is one of the most highly rated playa beers for general purpose hot-weather drinking. Rattlesnake piss, indeed.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:46 pm

Ice cold PBR is the *best* on-playa drinkable in my book.

hell, in the top-five off-playa too.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:55 pm

We are not going to have the debate on in here tonight, right?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 12:58 pm

nope. had the tv's wired to only show closed-circuit live feed of the playa sunset over and over and over

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:14 pm

Sweet. How about you sliding me one o' those PBRs ova he-ah?

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:17 pm

I like the PBR for daytime playa beer. Actually 3.2% PBR. Don't know where to find it around here. West Virginia sells 3.2 beer but that's on the other side of the country. You can't taste the difference and the lower (1/2) alcohol content would be better for ya in the desert.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:19 pm

geekster wrote:I like the PBR for daytime playa beer. Actually 3.2% PBR. Don't know where to find it around here. West Virginia sells 3.2 beer but that's on the other side of the country. You can't taste the difference and the lower (1/2) alcohol content would be better for ya in the desert.

Bite your tongue!!!!!!! I've half a mind to throw you out.....

...grumble grumble....lower alcohol...sheesh.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:21 pm

Only for DAYTIME. We can have a daily ritual of pulling out the good stuff at sunset with a special one on Monday if anyone is left around.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:36 pm

I don't see why I have to let my work interfere with my bar time... well, except for that whole "paycheck" thingy...

Double Glenmorange, please.... no ice, no water... neither shaken nor stirred... ahhhh... I'll just rest my tired ass on this stool and... shit! The phone's ringing... be right back...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:39 pm

Howdy Sam. What's with your 'tired ass?'

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:41 pm

samtzu wrote:I don't see why I have to let my work interfere with my bar time... {/quote]

Damn straight!! I'm with you!! I'll have a double!

samtzu wrote: well, except for that whole "paycheck" thingy...

oh...right.... i'll go back to work now....

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:49 pm

ahem Cookiepuss here

anyBody around who will buy an little ice cream cake a drinky-poo

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:56 pm

Cookie, what's yer fancy?

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:57 pm

aah reah-quiaure aah meent joooolippp.

hawld tha meent

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:05 pm

One non-mint julip, coming right up...

that's a helluva drawl there, cookie...

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:08 pm

Whoeva yooo aaah, aah haaaave aawlways dahpanded aaahn the kinedness of straangaaahs.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:09 pm

132-138 page since I was here last?

Man, this thread is doin great. Well seems some got their geek on and others since we haven’t heard from them yet just may have gotten blown up. (hope not....I like Badger even though he is a jerk to me most times.)

I think I'm caught up. and GuinivereElise I don’t believe I said happy Birthday yet but here it is........

Happy belated Birthday!

would have done it earlier but my week was rather busy.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:11 pm

DVD Burner wrote: (even though he is a jerk to me most times.)

the proverbial pot calling the kettle black it appears to me.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:13 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
DVD Burner wrote: (even though he is a jerk to me most times.)
the proverbial pot calling the kettle black it appears to me.

There alway 3 sides to every story....Your side....My side..... then the truth...

I know we have all heard it but it is fitting.

Jason

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:13 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
DVD Burner wrote: (even though he is a jerk to me most times.)
the proverbial pot calling the kettle black it appears to me.

Hey I always treat Badger good........dont I ?

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:15 pm

Oh deah Oh deah aah duely hope thaa aah weeel naat be seein' aah baar fayght while aah am aah quieetly drink' mah meeent joooolip

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:17 pm

DVD: thanks, though you missed a stellar party in here yesterday. I was disappointed that I didn't even get ONE birthday spanking from you...

maybe some other time...

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:19 pm

buckethead alien wrote:Howdy Sam. What's with your 'tired ass?'

My tired ass is just barely holding me up... this whole "work" thing has got to go. I'd live off the land, but the land pickin's have become extemely slim over the last century or two.

Maybe I'll raid an offshore bank or something...

HEY!! THAT'S IT!!! LET'S HAVE A RAIDING PARTY!!!! ARRRRGGGGHHH!!!

ALRIGHT, MEN!!! WHO'S WITH ME!!??

uh... oh yeah... and the women! Sorry... OKAY, MEN AND WOMEN!! WHO'S WITH ME!!??

oops... and non-gender specific humans... my bad... SO... MEN, WOMEN, UMMM... AND YOU OTHER GUYS... WHO'S WITH ME??!!

.. oh, and the sentient, non humans, too... uhhhh THIS IS IT!!! MEN, WOMEN, YOU OTHER GUYS, AND ALL YOU THINKING CREATURES OF THE MAMMALIAN, REPTILLIAN, ...uh... PICEAN... SINGLE CELLED VARIETY... uhhh... OH YEAH! AND THE BUCKETS... er... ALIENS AND OTHER LIFE FORMS... LET'S ALL CLIMB ABOARD THE BLACK BEAUTY AND SAIL HER... uhh... HERM... HISM? WELL, YOU KNOW... THE BOAT... AND SAIL TO FAR TORTUGA AND .... aw... nevermind...

(It's too much effort to be a pirate in this PC age...)

Another Glen Morange, por favor....

cookiepusss · Post by **cookiepusss** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:19 pm

The thing about Baadger ess thaat he aacts layke ahn aanimal, haas ahn aanimal’s habits! Eats layke one, moves layke one, talks layke one!

Take eet from me aah know whaat aah ahm talkin' about

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Wed Oct 13, 2004 2:21 pm

Ah! Pirating! My true calling....

but you know the code, Sam. He who falls behind...