The Yakov Law of Burning Man

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The Yakov Law of Burning Man

Postby maladroit » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:54 pm

All Yakov Smirnoff / Russian Reversal / most Russian jokes are merely factual statements if you replace "Russia" with "Burning Man" and "Russian" with "Burner" and "America" with "Defaultia".

Scientific proof:

In Defaultia you drive car. In Soviet Burning Man, car drives you!

In Defaultia you can always find a party. At Burning Man the party always finds you.

I like Defaultia women. They do things sexually Burner girls never dream of doing -- like showering.
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Re: The Yakov Law of Burning Man

Postby Sunbeam56 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:29 pm

Shouldn't that be ...the Party always finds you...?
Let GOOD win!
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