"It's news to me!"

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:39 am

FIGJAM wrote:Outsource your job so you can read eplaya ALL day!
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/timst ... st-moment/

Another claim (Gizmodo) was that he'd taken on a few other work-at-home developer jobs, and outsourced those to the same outfit... pulling in 300K, paying 50K to those doing the work.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:04 am

Yup, and if he had done it all on a home server, he would'nt of got caught.

Lazy!

BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:50 pm

Canoe wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:Outsource your job so you can read eplaya ALL day!
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/timst ... st-moment/
Another claim (Gizmodo) was that he'd taken on a few other work-at-home developer jobs, and outsourced those to the same outfit... pulling in 300K, paying 50K to those doing the work.

I'm surprised they didn't promote him to the role of CEO to help them kill off more positions.

BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:52 pm

BBadger wrote:
Canoe wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:Outsource your job so you can read eplaya ALL day!
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/timst ... st-moment/
Another claim (Gizmodo) was that he'd taken on a few other work-at-home developer jobs, and outsourced those to the same outfit... pulling in 300K, paying 50K to those doing the work.
I'm surprised they didn't promote him to the role of CEO to help them kill off more positions.

FIGJAM wrote:Yup, and if he had done it all on a home server, he would'nt of got caught.

You missed an opportunity to use a double-contraction: wouldn't've!

Sunbeam56 · Post by **Sunbeam56** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:02 am

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/1 ... s-headline

Woman smothers boyfriend with her large breasts.
Can;t make this stuff up...

Roark · Post by **Roark** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:14 am

I say it can't be done. Feel free to prove me wrong. All in the interest of science, of course!

9ah · Post by **9ah** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:31 pm

Apparently middle class is $80-234k in Manhattan... That's news to me!

http://nyti.ms/WsUwKC

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:48 pm

sushi is now available in Day-Glo

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:22 am

"Steampunk! Introducing Britain's latest fashion craze"
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style ... 58861.html

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:48 am

http://news.cnet.com/8301-1009_3-575648 ... picks=true

the more i discover, the more i am convinced he was danny casolaro-ed....

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:35 pm

the race is on...

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:06 am

Irish County Council Votes To Issue Drunk Driving Permits To Rural Citizens
http://www.geekosystem.com/ireland-drun ... g-permits/

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:22 am

Rochester NY....Dead Last in the country, even worse than detroit and washington DC public school systems.

we graduate 9% of our black males through High School.

9 fucking percent.

you cannot solve this problem unless you solve the underlying ills.

and that aint gonna happen, trust me.

i have got to get the fuck out of here.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:34 am

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archi ... ie/267322/

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:25 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:Rochester NY....Dead Last in the country, even worse than detroit and washington DC public school systems.

we graduate 9% of our black males through High School.

9 fucking percent.

you cannot solve this problem unless you solve the underlying ills.

What a fucking mess...

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:38 pm

Since I grew up in Norway and love goat cheese....

Maybe an idea for the next Norwegian CORE Burn? (Kidding.)

27 tons of goat cheese on fire for four days!
http://news.yahoo.com/norways-roads-no- ... 36150.html

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:46 pm

I can't find verification on this one...

Drunk Guy Gets Frostbite On His Junk... After Trying To Have Sex With A Snowman
Habitual drunkard was found half-naked and screaming in agony next to the remains of the five-foot snow sculpture.
http://www.thebuzz.com/pages/jessica.ht ... e=10716885
--According to the hospital where he was treated, there's a chance that Kenneth's junk may have to be amputated, but so far, quote, "[he] is still in one piece."

Sunbeam56 · Post by **Sunbeam56** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:40 am

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_t4#/vi ... ne-network

Goat in court for eating flower.

Sunbeam56 · Post by **Sunbeam56** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:58 pm

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/01/23 ... vandalism/

The goat got off. Love the hat!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:52 pm

If that goat had been caught having sex with a man, it would have been executed.

This is the middle ages, isn't it?

Roark · Post by **Roark** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:17 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:If that goat had been caught having sex with a man, it would have been executed.

Naw. They'd just give it its own YouTube channel or a pay-per-view website.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:19 pm

Build a snowman, there chaps, 'twill help stop the flooding, eh wot?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/uk ... lp-1551250

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:41 pm

It's Fox, so it must be true.

A professor of genetics at Harvard’s Medical School believes he’s capable of bringing the long-extinct Neanderthal back to life -- all he’s lacking is the right mother.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/01/ ... z2Irg3TaUD

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:30 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:...all he’s lacking is the right mother....

He's calling the report “entirely untrue” and suggesting the confusion comes from a poor translation of something he told Germany’s Der Spiegel magazine. “The real story here is how these stories have percolated and changed in different ways... I’m sure we’ll get it sorted out eventually.” “I’m certainly not advocating it…I’m saying, if it is technically possible someday, we need to start talking about it today,”

But that story doesn't sell as well as the first report...

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:55 pm

Burglar was caught after breaking into a flat - he was wearing an electronic anti-crime tag that recorded his movements.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -flat.html

Aurelia · Post by **Aurelia** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:57 pm

Harvard and Genetics ?
of course it's true

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:37 am

policeman from Brasil gives an interview and saying one of the criminals name was Davidson, Harley, due to hat left at scene...

[media]

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:56 am

Norway goat cheese fire closes tunnel:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21141244

About 27 tonnes of caramelised brown goat cheese - a delicacy known as Brunost - caught light as it was being driven through the Brattli Tunnel at Tysfjord, northern Norway, last week. The fire raged for five days and smouldering toxic gases were slowing the recovery operation, officials said.

Hate when that happens.

Aurelia · Post by **Aurelia** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:49 pm

best forum ever !

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:16 am

It sold out!!!

I have more, so step right up!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/shortcu ... cd-silence

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