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Post by Simply Joel » Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:03 am

Sensei wrote:
uBeRpLaYa wrote:...bEtTeR wAtCh oUt jOeL oR nO "fReE" nOoKiE fOr yOu
Welcome, uBeRpLaYa. Your 'ransom note' writing makes my eyes hurt, but I like the way you think, kiddo.
there is no free nookie... maybe the first one, yet after that....

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Post by Kristy Kreme » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:41 pm

You can be some fucking judgmental bitches for "SO CALLED" lovers of freedom.

I saw the burning of the man as a great symbolisim for the burning and ending to the all to often stereotypes that are killing our world. I had good campmates last year but I am looking to grow more with the freedom the playa can offer.

Yes I was at the last burn with an older guy and he was very sweet and still is one of my best friends. He knows I am not the kind of girl that will settle for the white picket fence, two kids and a dog. But he also knows I have alot of love to offer.

Kisses, Kristy Kreme

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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:12 pm

Right on Kristy! There are more people that love you than judge you....
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Post by Rob the Wop » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:28 pm

cowboyangel wrote:Right on Kristy! There are more people that love you than judge you....
And there are even more people that love to judge you. And very few judges that judge to love you. But there might be some judges that would love to judge you. Do you love judges that judge to love you or judges that love to judge you?

Right then! Mission accomplished...off to the bar now...
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Post by Sensei » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:32 pm

Isn't calling someone a "judgmental bitch" kind of, well, judgmental?

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Post by Kristy Kreme » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:46 pm

Sensei wrote:Isn't calling someone a "judgmental bitch" kind of, well, judgmental?

Dear Sensei,

You make a very good point. I would like to say sorry to uBeRpLaYa .

I was hurt that she couldn't look at an older guy as a human being. I would love to sit down and talk with her and get to know her much better. Again I'M very SORRY uBeRpLaYa.

With warm loving thoughts, Kristy Kreme

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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:51 pm

Hey time for don Miguel Ruiz (no Rob that's not a bar drink)

1) Be impeccable with your word
2) Don't take anything personally
3) Don't make assumptions
4) Always do your best

The Four Agreements



nice...now all I gotta do is master them
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Post by Rob the Wop » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:07 pm

cowboyangel wrote:Hey time for don Miguel Ruiz (no Rob that's not a bar drink)

1) Be impeccable with your word
2) Don't take anything personally
3) Don't make assumptions
4) Always do your best

The Four Agreements



nice...now all I gotta do is master them
And I counter with the Four Fucks of SantaCon:

1) Don't fuck with cops, you are dressed just like me.
2) Don't fuck with security, they like to call cops. See #1
3) Don't fuck with kids, they will need therapy after seeing a couple hundred drunken Santas.
4) Don't fuck with Santa, he/she can put a 'ho'-down on yer ass.

This way I don't have to agree with anyone- just get plowed and handy out naughty bits.
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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Oct 08, 2004 11:43 pm

oh...ok
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Post by Simply Joel » Sat Oct 09, 2004 3:39 am

Rob the Wop wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:Hey time for don Miguel Ruiz (no Rob that's not a bar drink)

1) Be impeccable with your word
2) Don't take anything personally
3) Don't make assumptions
4) Always do your best
The Four Agreements
nice...now all I gotta do is master them
And I counter with the Four Fucks of SantaCon:

1) Don't fuck with cops, you are dressed just like me.
2) Don't fuck with security, they like to call cops. See #1
3) Don't fuck with kids, they will need therapy after seeing a couple hundred drunken Santas.
4) Don't fuck with Santa, he/she can put a 'ho'-down on yer ass.

This way I don't have to agree with anyone- just get plowed and handy out naughty bits.
if i may, one more point should be made...
when asked "who is in charge?"
simply reply "no one"

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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Sat Oct 09, 2004 6:45 am

i am climbing off my rave chick box to accept your apology christi, only if you accept mine for being judgemental in the first place. i am sending you a private msg, i would like it if you read it. ruth anne

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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Sat Oct 09, 2004 9:27 am

Aw Shit, now I'm getting all misty eyed.......

I luv you betches....... alla youse......


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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Sat Oct 09, 2004 9:38 am

I'm thinking uber, kristy, and me in a pool of butterscotch pudding.

You guys can watch if you want too, but spectators will have to help the girls get the butterscotch off. And just for the safety of the girls, you will only be allowed to use tongues.


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Re: fuck fractal

Post by buckethead alien » Sat Oct 09, 2004 3:34 pm

buckethead alien wrote:I keep thinking about how cool it would be if -- picture a queen bee at the center of her hive -- someone (Kristy or Iso or Don Muerto or whoever) would become the center of a giant fuck fractal expanding out in all directions across the playa. Like the Porn Clowns' famous daisy chain only much, much huger and totally nonlinear.

Okay, so it'd be a glorified orgy. So what. Sex in the name of art, I always say. Well, sometimes.
I quote myself because I think this is a very fine idea. IMHO.

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Post by cowboyangel » Sat Oct 09, 2004 8:35 pm

Kristy is God...(me too)
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Post by Magikal » Sat Oct 09, 2004 9:12 pm

Kristy Kreme wrote:Yes I was at the last burn with an older guy and he was very sweet and still is one of my best friends. He knows I am not the kind of girl that will settle for the white picket fence, two kids and a dog.
WHAT?!? :shock: A Burner girl who doesn't want the house in the suburbs, the 2.5 kids, and the 30-year mortage(sp?) and the spouse w/ an ulcer?!? What a surprise!

Come to think of it, I don't want those things either... tho a house would be nice.
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Re: ......Ole, Ole Oxen.... Free Free Free..............

Post by Magikal » Sat Oct 09, 2004 9:17 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:I'm thinking uber, kristy, and me in a pool of butterscotch pudding.
AHEM! Why just you 'n uber? What about the rest of us?!?

Tho I approve of the "You can only use your tounges to remove the butterscotch" thing... :wink:
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Post by Rob the Wop » Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:10 pm

Simply Joel wrote:
Rob the Wop wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:Hey time for don Miguel Ruiz (no Rob that's not a bar drink)

1) Be impeccable with your word
2) Don't take anything personally
3) Don't make assumptions
4) Always do your best
The Four Agreements
nice...now all I gotta do is master them
And I counter with the Four Fucks of SantaCon:

1) Don't fuck with cops, you are dressed just like me.
2) Don't fuck with security, they like to call cops. See #1
3) Don't fuck with kids, they will need therapy after seeing a couple hundred drunken Santas.
4) Don't fuck with Santa, he/she can put a 'ho'-down on yer ass.

This way I don't have to agree with anyone- just get plowed and handy out naughty bits.
if i may, one more point should be made...
when asked "who is in charge?"
simply reply "no one"
Or, more accurately, Santa.
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]

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Post by Lestat » Sun Oct 10, 2004 5:04 pm

I like her style. And I am not afraid, because I am Immortal!
Oh Baby! Your neck looks so Yummy!

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Re: fuck fractal

Post by Prometheus » Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:06 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:I keep thinking about how cool it would be if -- picture a queen bee at the center of her hive -- someone (Kristy or Iso or Don Muerto or whoever) would become the center of a giant fuck fractal expanding out in all directions across the playa. Like the Porn Clowns' famous daisy chain only much, much huger and totally nonlinear.

Okay, so it'd be a glorified orgy. So what. Sex in the name of art, I always say. Well, sometimes.
I quote myself because I think this is a very fine idea. IMHO.
Actually, that image has haunted me ever since you did the post. I think it is an excellent idea, except someone has to get is recorded with an aerial camera.

x = x*x + c
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Post by SilkenTofu » Sun Oct 10, 2004 9:52 pm

Prometheus wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:I keep thinking about how cool it would be if -- picture a queen bee at the center of her hive -- someone (Kristy or Iso or Don Muerto or whoever) would become the center of a giant fuck fractal expanding out in all directions across the playa. Like the Porn Clowns' famous daisy chain only much, much huger and totally nonlinear.

Okay, so it'd be a glorified orgy. So what. Sex in the name of art, I always say. Well, sometimes.
I quote myself because I think this is a very fine idea. IMHO.
Actually, that image has haunted me ever since you did the post. I think it is an excellent idea, except someone has to get is recorded with an aerial camera.

x = x*x + c
and it's all good..until you get home..guess what can survive on the playa...CRABS. The gift that keeps on giving.
I am a bit tied up at the moment...but if you leave your name and number.....

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Post by SilkenTofu » Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:23 pm

Sorry guys, I didn't intend to piss in the punch bowl.
Don't worry nobody at Burningman had crabs this year, all of my crabs were removed at the gate and forced to buy tickets.

carry on
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Post by Zulegoona » Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:32 pm

SilkenTofu wrote:Sorry guys, I didn't intend to piss in the punch bowl.
Don't worry nobody at Burningman had crabs this year, all of my crabs were removed at the gate and forced to buy tickets.

carry on

I don't think so.
Crabs are notorious for not carrying any id that tells their age.

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Post by cowboyangel » Wed Oct 13, 2004 3:15 pm

where are ya when a guy needs ya B girl?????
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Post by uBeRpLaYa » Wed Oct 13, 2004 4:54 pm

I hOpe mY cRaPPy rEsPoNsE dId nOt cOnTrIbUtE tO cHriSTi LeAvInG tHe bUnCh. nOw I fEEL tErRiBLe.

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Post by Sensei » Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:34 pm

If I don't get any 'free nookie' on the playa in '05, it's all your fault, uBeRpRaYa.

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Post by cowboyangel » Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:36 pm

uBeRpLaYa wrote:I hOpe mY cRaPPy rEsPoNsE dId nOt cOnTrIbUtE tO cHriSTi LeAvInG tHe bUnCh. nOw I fEEL tErRiBLe.
Don't worry uBeR. Kristy is very forgiving.
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Post by Rian Jackson » Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:08 am

Sensei wrote: uBeRpRaYa.
are you trying to comment on her spirituality?
surlier than thou

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Post by cookiepusss » Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:26 am

Sensei wrote:If I don't get any 'free nookie' on the playa in '05, it's all your fault, uBeRpRaYa.
hey sensei! I got all the free nookie you are going to need right here baby!
Eat me

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Post by Sensei » Thu Oct 14, 2004 12:34 pm

uBeRpLaYa, uBeRpLaYa, uBeRpLaYa, uBeRpLaYa, uBeRpLaYa, uBeRpLaYa, uBeRpLaYa, uBeRpLaYa, uBeRpLaYa, uBeRpLaYa.

Ok, ten repetitions should do it. All apologies.

At least I didn't start a thread about "wingeing", whiner.

And cookiepusss? Guess who just bought a case of Heshey's Chocolate Topping? You & me 4ever, you hot little ice-cream cake you!

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