SIDESHOW Geeks, Freaks and Absurdities

dragonpilot · Post by **dragonpilot** » Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:59 am

Come spend a day with me in my tax office...you'll get all the freak you'll need for a year!

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sat Jan 26, 2013 12:15 pm

which division do you work for...

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:54 am

This guy is PERFECT!!!

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:56 am

Got naked, climbed onto the Lands' roof.

Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.

Ran into Lands' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor.

Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land.

Masturbated in the living room.

Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands' son's room.

Defecated on the floor in two places.

Drank the contents of the vacuum.

damn, it sounds like gigsville 2004.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:05 am

something wicked.

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Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:24 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:25 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:26 pm

oscillator · Post by **oscillator** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:29 pm

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Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:50 am

Each year, the management of SIDESHOW must replenish the supply of corndogs. Farm raised corndogs will not do-

they must be wild, free range stock.

This is a necessary yet dangerous endeavor. Wild corndogs are swift, cunning and if cornered, dangerous.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:51 am

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:05 am

sometimes i just think of a few words, and then google spits out the images.

it's still in beta...but here is the result.

undoctored, pure corn dog.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:09 am

That was no accident

dragonpilot · Post by **dragonpilot** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:26 am

So...camp dues is a case of PBR AND corn dogs?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 1:25 pm

i think michele bachmann should get in on her talent alone.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:16 pm

dragonpilot wrote:So...camp dues is a case of PBR AND corn dogs?

Hahaha! Well, the beer is optional, but a box of corn dogs? heck yeah!!!

Simon, I thought of posting that one, but I was overcome by a sense of creepy, so I'm glad you did.

oscillator · Post by **oscillator** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 5:53 pm

* Keep Sideshow Potentially Fatal *

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:12 pm

THE BRUTALITY!!!!!!!!

The poor corndog is ONLY trying to defend itself!!!!!

Major Krash · Post by **Major Krash** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:00 pm

Mustard everywhere!

oscillator · Post by **oscillator** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:03 pm

Well, Michelle would have you believe it is a Love Thing. Truth be told, these are Devilish Brutes. Slippery Devilish Brutes.

Major Krash · Post by **Major Krash** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:29 pm

Only the finest cuts go into Sideshow Corndogs...

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 7:33 pm

nilasnake · Post by **nilasnake** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:48 pm

thank gawd i have corndogs in the freezer, so when all these powers of suggestion become overwhelming....i am ready to indulge.

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:19 am

"here kid, pick a corn dog, ANY corn dog...."

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:20 am

can you force a corn dog like you can a card?

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:53 am

Is THIS your corndog?

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:12 am

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:48 pm

he wasn't always this tall.

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Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:57 pm

Ya know.... I don't think I have ever eaten a corn dog. I'll have to sneak in and pilfer a meal like I usually do.

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Feb 01, 2013 11:13 pm

Your Norwegian heritage.... If you like we can make Herring Dogs if you would prefer!!!

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