The Bar

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 3:28 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
buckethead alien wrote:Rian.........you still with me?

(been busy cooking dinner and sippin' chardonay with my non-whip hand)

*wind-up and a swing*

zzzzzzzzz-ZAP!

now I'm getting my grove on

))))thinks: who'll do me next?((((
do you have dinner and chardonnay for me, too?
can i have it after sundown?

youch.... (rubs ass)

well, despite the whole 'hurting those you love' bit, i DO deserve this....

Every stroke it with the utmost love and adoration, of course...you do deserve this and more.

Dinner? sure, right after your next

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffwap!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 3:39 pm

a lot of kissing.......

I used to play oboe

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 3:39 pm

stuart wrote:
a lot of kissing.......
I used to play oboe

Isn't the Oboe the instrument kind of shaped like a........Oh he he

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 3:43 pm

english horn?

why yes

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 3:46 pm

stuart wrote:english horn?

why yes

I thought it was the one more like an erect building and having had your lips on this for years in school.

Here you be the judge.

So I am guessing you know how to use your hands and mouth at the same time.

Jason

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 3:52 pm

the oboe

Before you play: Grip the bell of the oboe in your right hand. Next take the lower joint in your left hand and join it to the bell. Hold the lower joint where there are no rods or keys. Use a gently, rotating, twisting motion to put the oboe together. The pieces should assemble easily. If there is any difficulty, grease the corks. Finger the keys in the upper joint when joining the upper and lower joints. Be careful not to bend the keys. Be sure the bridge keys are positioned correctly: the bridge key on the upper joint should be raised. The lower bridge key is inserted under the raise bell key. Place the reed in the instrument.

rife with inuendo don't ya think

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 3:53 pm

stuart wrote:the oboe

Before you play: Grip the bell of the oboe in your right hand. Next take the lower joint in your left hand and join it to the bell. Hold the lower joint where there are no rods or keys. Use a gently, rotating, twisting motion to put the oboe together. The pieces should assemble easily. If there is any difficulty, grease the corks. Finger the keys in the upper joint when joining the upper and lower joints. Be careful not to bend the keys. Be sure the bridge keys are positioned correctly: the bridge key on the upper joint should be raised. The lower bridge key is inserted under the raise bell key. Place the reed in the instrument.

rife with inuendo don't ya think

Damn it got me blushing.....

Jason

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 3:54 pm

Sandwichman wrote:
stuart wrote:the oboe

Before you play: Grip the bell of the oboe in your right hand. Next take the lower joint in your left hand and join it to the bell. Hold the lower joint where there are no rods or keys. Use a gently, rotating, twisting motion to put the oboe together. The pieces should assemble easily. If there is any difficulty, grease the corks. Finger the keys in the upper joint when joining the upper and lower joints. Be careful not to bend the keys. Be sure the bridge keys are positioned correctly: the bridge key on the upper joint should be raised. The lower bridge key is inserted under the raise bell key. Place the reed in the instrument.

rife with inuendo don't ya think
Damn it got me blushing.....

Jason

No kidding. I'm so glad my sweet, innocent nephew plays the chaste, chaste clarinet.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 3:54 pm

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:19 pm

alas, dinner will have to be a raincheck... i'm a veg head.

piano players are great at massage, and the airheads...
although, bone players will probably rival reedists in the strength and suppleness categories.
that said, i've never done an intensive study.

i loooove english horn......

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:21 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:alas, dinner will have to be a raincheck... i'm a veg head.

piano players are great at massage, and the airheads...
although, bone players will probably rival reedists in the strength and suppleness categories.
that said, i've never done an intensive study.

Good, you were beginning to sound like somebody's weakly comedic novel about an orchestra groupie.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:22 pm

we string players were more or less ok on the innocence scale until 'Red Violin' came around and showed the masses how it's really done.

though i'm not entirely sure how he managed to play and fuck at the same time.....

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:24 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:though i'm not entirely sure how he managed to play and fuck at the same time.....

Lots of discipline.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:25 pm

play and fuck at the same time.....

way too distracting

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:27 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:alas, dinner will have to be a raincheck... i'm a veg head.

piano players are great at massage, and the airheads...
although, bone players will probably rival reedists in the strength and suppleness categories.
that said, i've never done an intensive study.
Good, you were beginning to sound like somebody's weakly comedic novel about an orchestra groupie.

no, no, my dear.... the groupies don't play. us geeks do.

we knew all the good ones...
how do you tell which room the first violinist is in?
it's the one with the practice room door open
what's the difference between a cello and a bass?
a bass burns longer on a long winter's night
et al.

btw, that's not 'bahss' it's 'bays'
not a fish.
please don't get your fishy heartrate raised for nothing.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:29 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:alas, dinner will have to be a raincheck... i'm a veg head.

ah, that's actually a little bbq stingray from a little place I know in Singapore. So I guess the clam and oyster chowder I just made is halal as well.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:32 pm

Rian Jackson wrote: btw, that's not 'bahss' it's 'bays'
not a fish.
please don't get your fishy heartrate raised for nothing.

Lost cause, I fear. I've been doing that mispronunciation for years. Must be a processing anomally in my pisciean carapace.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:33 pm

buckethead alien wrote: ah, that's actually a little bbq stingray from a little place I know in Singapore.

Dang, I know some little stingrays as well. Mostly from places about twenty feet from shore. . .

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:45 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
buckethead alien wrote: ah, that's actually a little bbq stingray from a little place I know in Singapore.
Dang, I know some little stingrays as well. Mostly from places about twenty feet from shore. . .

*impressed*

Wow. Is there a fishy you haven't met?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:51 pm

It's all just one great big oceanic melting pot. . .

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 4:53 pm

sorry I missed it initially,

but,

best of luck with the rest of the process velvet

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:01 pm

FUCKING DRINKS ON THE HOUSE I GOT A JOB!!!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:07 pm

congrats

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:29 pm

nice Jason now hold onto it (unlike your pin stipe friends)

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:30 pm

Oh BTW, here's a bottle of champagne for ya...to cel and drink with,
I'll have the usual

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:31 pm

cowboyangel wrote:Oh BTW, here's a bottle of champagne for ya...to cel and drink with,
I'll have the usual

Actually I'll split some Jaeger with ya.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:32 pm

cowboyangel wrote:nice Jason now hold onto it (unlike your pin stipe friends)

2-0 need I say more...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:36 pm

<i>More to decorate The Bar

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:59 pm

*walks around with -still- empty glass*

So Stuart how'd you know I've been craving wine lately? Damn household budget... I'd rather drink mediocre beer than cheap wine, so I've been imbibing too much of the former lately.

Hmm, I'm pretty sure I've got a shiraz on the rack... maybe it's time to pop that sucker.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 6:48 pm

Just popping in to wish Sandwichman well in the new job.

Hip, hip, hooray!

And a shot of jaeger please.