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robsmiley · Post by **robsmiley** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:09 pm

This is the 5th time I've lost my virginity. The first time I didn't have a clue what I was doing. The second time, the sand got into crevices I didn't know existed. The third time, I thought I knew what I was doing, but it turned out I didn't. The fourth time, the other guy won, we laughed for hours, and I had bruises on my arms for weeks. May I be blessed to lose my virginity with ever increasing frequency, until every morning I shout at the sun in joyous tones "I AM A VIRGIN" and have the decency and gratitude to act like I mean it.

Damned hippies

Anyway, my name is Rob and I live in London, and you're all wonderful. Or scary. Depending how paranoid I am at the time.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:55 pm

wanker...

Post by **Elderberry** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:38 pm

Hey there, welcome to eplaya!

Roark · Post by **Roark** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:41 pm

Welcome!

And just because you are paranoid does not mean we are NOT out to get you...

robsmiley · Post by **robsmiley** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:58 am

Roark wrote:And just because you are paranoid does not mean we are NOT out to get you...

That's the terrifying thing. Still, trust everyone, believe no-one - that's what I say.

Simon of the Playa wrote:wanker...

Hi Simon, yes maybe it was a bit of a "gushy" introduction...

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:39 am

seriously if live in london you are in trouble. I suggest giving me your airfare (from gatwick not heathrow) so i can go in your place and give you detailed guide on how to lose your virginity. because burning man is shit don'r go

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:35 am

i give mr smiley my whole hearted endorsement as Swell Guy, and a Burner for Life.

i suggest the two of you cause trouble together...

Roark · Post by **Roark** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:17 pm

H.G.Crosby wrote:i suggest the two of you cause trouble together...

I don't think it can be avoided now.

Post by **Savannah** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:33 pm

robsmiley wrote:This is the 5th time I've lost my virginity. The first time I didn't have a clue what I was doing. The second time, the sand got into crevices I didn't know existed. The third time, I thought I knew what I was doing, but it turned out I didn't. The fourth time, the other guy won, we laughed for hours, and I had bruises on my arms for weeks. May I be blessed to lose my virginity with ever increasing frequency, until every morning I shout at the sun in joyous tones "I AM A VIRGIN" and have the decency and gratitude to act like I mean it.

Damned hippies

Anyway, my name is Rob and I live in London, and you're all wonderful. Or scary. Depending how paranoid I am at the time.

We are both wonderful AND scary.

Welcome to the board.

Roark · Post by **Roark** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:39 pm

Savannah wrote:We are both wonderful AND scary.

Welcome to the board.

But Savannah is mostly wonderful. And MDF. And... and... well... LOTS of others!!!

But stay away from Ygmir and FIgJam. They're just evil. (((-kidding!-)))

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:46 pm

Roark wrote:
Savannah wrote:We are both wonderful AND scary.

Welcome to the board.
But Savannah is mostly wonderful. And MDF. And... and... well... LOTS of others!!! But stay away from Ygmir and FIgJam. They're just evil. (((-kidding!-)))

missprism · Post by **missprism** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:19 pm

hi rob!

i hope to run into lots of english people on the playa. i miss england terribly and had to put off my annual trip last year and likely this year again.

welcome

Roark · Post by **Roark** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:22 pm

OK, I take it back. You can add Ygmir to your "love 'em" list. Just understand he may look like an advertisement for a diaper company.

(I am SO going to owe him a brewski or six when we finally meet on the Playa!)

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:27 pm

i may or may not have witnessed rob and some crazy black man in the thunderdome.....i vaguely remember him screaming something about "reparations"...

edgy says hi BTW, and promises to kick your honky ass back to gerlach in next years match.

robsmiley · Post by **robsmiley** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 2:54 am

Ygmir, you're making me all broody.

MissPrism, you can't miss us, we're the ones with burnt faces finding inappropriate things funny

Graidawg, I was thinking of going by yacht and bicycle

That way, I can spend a month in a Nevada, and eleven months getting there and back.

And thank you Savannah, Jkisha, Roark, and H.G. Crosby. May I offer you all a nice cup of tea, and some cookies? I have cushions.

And Simon, I sure hope so. Why else would I come all the way to the desert, other than to have my white ass handed to me? Please tell Edgy that I haven't forgotten about the food idea, and also that I'll kick HIS ass to Wadsworth.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:40 am

[quote="robsmiley"

Graidawg, I was thinking of going by yacht and bicycle

That way, I can spend a month in a Nevada, and eleven months getting there and back.

[/quote]

ok I'll come on the yacht and drive the support vehicle (don't cycle the 447 or you will get squished) i am currently at a loose end

missprism wrote:hi rob!

i hope to run into lots of english people on the playa. i miss england terribly and had to put off my annual trip last year and likely this year again.

welcome

pop by BDC&WB then, there were a few Brits there

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:51 am

rob, since i am Totally transparent

, you should know that Roberto Dobbisano, Simon, and I are all one and the same.

just so you have a proper grasp...

Post by **trilobyte** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:59 am

Hello and welcome to ePlaya!

robsmiley · Post by **robsmiley** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 3:44 am

H.G.Crosby wrote:rob, since i am Totally transparent , you should know that Roberto Dobbisano, Simon, and I are all one and the same.

just so you have a proper grasp...

the mind boggles. the heart is on board.

trilobyte wrote:Hello and welcome to ePlaya!

nice to meet you

robsmiley · Post by **robsmiley** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:47 am

graidawg wrote:ok I'll come on the yacht and drive the support vehicle (don't cycle the 447 or you will get squished) i am currently at a loose end

I confess this is far far far more an aspiration than an actual scrap of a concrete plan, but the moment my life allows it I need to do this. Just once. It would be totally awesome. I'm sure we could get a scurvy crew of pirates together.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:54 am

Welcome.

robsmiley wrote: Why else would I come all the way to the desert, other than to have my white ass handed to me?

I will happily spray your ass with sunscreen. It won't be white for long.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:47 am

Hi Rob! welcome to eplaya!

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