The Bar

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:50 am

Happy thread? Them's fightin' words...

* Sensei tears off bar towel and hops back over bar *
* flies out the door and runs down the street *

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:50 am

Sounds Cool Jason

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:52 am

* Sensei re-enters and tosses the keys to tish *

Thanks for the brandy, tish. Gotta go...

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:53 am

you guys are *actually* sitting around talking about work and drinking til you puke..???

Damn! This place gets more like a real bar every day!!

Thanks for watching the bar, Sensei!! And thanks for the help with the liquor license!! Hey! Where ya goin'?? ...Sensei..???? I warmed some sake for you..!! Sensei???

hmph.

like i said - <in her best Mae West voice> What'll it be, boys?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:54 am

DvD had just realized the (Who conserved a baby at burning man) thread was likely to die a quick death. and I could use some " happy" right now.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 12:56 am

speaking of happy How about a little Ice for my jar of Black Velvet.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:00 am

My how about a round to celebrate our bartender.....

Fucking Hot

1 1/2 oz. Absolut Peppar Vodka
1 1/2 oz. De Kuyper Cinnamon Schnapps

Pour into a metal cup and shoot

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:01 am

Zulegoona wrote:DvD had just realized the (Who conserved a baby at burning man) thread was likely to die a quick death. and I could use some " happy" right now.

would that mean; didn't eat all of them???

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:04 am

and i'd be happy to serve up a little ice fer yer velvet

*scoosh* *tinkle*

anything else??

Sandwichman wrote:My how about a round to celebrate our bartender.....

Fucking Hot

1 1/2 oz. Absolut Peppar Vodka
1 1/2 oz. De Kuyper Cinnamon Schnapps

Pour into a metal cup and shoot

awwww, damn! *smooch*

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:05 am

don't pick on the guy with a mason jar of whisky in one hand and a metal cup of Fucking Hot in the other and has already been talking about puke

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:07 am

Zulegoona wrote:don't pick on the guy with a mason jar of whisky in one hand and a metal cup of Fucking Hot in the other and has already been talking about puke

I think someone needs a cement mixer....

Cement mixer

1 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
1 oz. Lemon Juice (Or lime)

Swish lemon juice in your mouth then swallow. Take the shot of Irish Cream and let it sit in your mouth. Have someone shake your head and try to swallow.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:08 am

tisha2 wrote:awwww, damn! *smooch*

Another please it is getting cold over here

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:10 am

So does the Irish cream curdle in your mouth .
no, no I don’t want to find out for mmawawh, naw,nan,awna ,gulp.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:11 am

oooh, sorry ZG! didn't read back far enough...nursing some self-pity, eh?

(want me to call in the lap dancers?)

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:15 am

I'm over it for tonight,

but hey you know Sandwichman is now gainfully employed , so like I'm the biggest loser in the bar and with your history and all how about coming over here and sitting on my lap .

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:17 am

Oh come on I was just Kidding

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:20 am

* Sensei re-enters bar, yet again, with fresh pack of American Spirits *

Now, where was I? Oh yeah. Thanks for the sake, tish. Believe I'd like to follow that up with a Sapporo. Bottle please...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:29 am

Zulegoona wrote:I'm over it for tonight,

but hey you know Sandwichman is now gainfully employed , so like I'm the biggest loser in the bar and with your history and all how about coming over here and sitting on my lap .

I would sit on your lap but the bartender might not be happy.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:29 am

tisha2 wrote:... thanks for the help with the liquor license!!

Licensing can sometimes be a problem, but I think we can say it was thoroughly licked.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:30 am

Sensei wrote:
tisha2 wrote:... thanks for the help with the liquor license!!
Licensing can sometimes be a problem, but I think we can say it was thoroughly licked.

Says the dog running down the street.....

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:34 am

I had better at least get started on my way home before
// stumbles to feet // could some one help me out here and give me a little push towards to door... one of those.. points at wall by the door //

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:35 am

Zulegoona wrote:I had better at least get started on my way home before
// stumbles to feet // could some one help me out here and give me a little push towards to door... one of those.. points at wall by the door //

I'll stop the next art car for you.

Jason

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:35 am

Dog? Fine. I'll just take my Sapporo and go read the FUCK thread.

* Sensei leaves yet again *

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:36 am

Thannnk, you’re a real pal,....... Night

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:36 am

Sensei wrote:Dog? Fine. I'll just take my Sapporo and go read the FUCK thread.

* Sensei leaves yet again *

Sorry man I am honery tonight.

Jason

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:36 am

Zulegoona wrote:Thannnk, you’re a real pal,....... Night

Night, and be sure to watch out for the cuddle puddles on the floor of that car.

Jason

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:39 am

Zulegoona wrote:I'm over it for tonight,

but hey you know Sandwichman is now gainfully employed , so like I'm the biggest loser in the bar and with your history and all how about coming over here and sitting on my lap .

history?? what history?? who's been talking??

Sensei!!!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:44 am

<knock knock knocn knock on the back door.....DVD sneaks in.......>

"what's this about a happy thread?"

DVD walks back out the back of the bar with the hink of a person......male??????female???????? what was it?

DVD seems to be a little bit too fucked up.........

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:48 am

Time for another round....

Pissed Off Japanese Minnow Farmer

1/4 oz. Vodka
1/4 oz. Gin
1/4 oz. Rum
1/4 oz. Tequila Silver
1/4 oz. Chambord Raspberry Liqueur
1/4 oz. Midori
1/2 oz. Sweet and Sour Mix

Shake vigorously all the liquors with ice and strain into a highball glass over ice cubes. Add the sweet and sour and stir.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:51 am

And another drink in the same vein....

Angry Fijian

1/2 oz. Banana Liqueur
1/2 oz. Malibu Rum
1/6 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

Mix liqueur and Malibu in a shot glass and float the Bailey's on top