The Bar

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:52 am

Am I drinking solo tonight? Did I scare everyone away? I swear I showered today....

Jason

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:58 am

Zulegoona wrote:. Hey DVD you can make this a happy thread if you want at least till anyone else shows up to bring it back to normal.

another assumption......

Choose your pathe.......( Joel.....(sp))

I'm what you think I am...........usually wrong.........I'm acustomed to it......

Whatever.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 2:02 am

*stumbles in, raving and rambling*jj

my gawd! I had some rum tonight which apparently is somewhat illegal to own int hte united states... something to do with having to be the king of some fucking ridiculously small country to buy a bottle - but my roomate happens to have a friend of a friend of the king... whatever...

Black Cat Rum... or something like that (I could go check, but I'm naked and don't feel liek getting dressed again...)

It sat on the tounge like warm chocolate. It was smooth and lovely. You wouldn't dream of mixing some fruity atrocity with it. You wouldn't dream of doing anything but letting it rest in your mouth for awhile before swallowing and spreading the delicious heat throughout your body.

I remember liking cheap booze. It's for the young. Give me something ridiculously expensive and smooth, please.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:41 am

*whistle, whistle, whistle...strolls past open door...peeks inside...sees Zule's puke all over the place*

eeeeeew. maybe later

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 5:31 am

De dum de dum de doh!
(whistles a "whew" at the sight of the place)

Hello? anyone here?
(sets bucket of golf balls & driver in corner as gift)

I'll just grab a cup o' this joe.... what the? Smells like capers!
Hmmm. Tasty though.

ah geez, this riding crop again! Someone musta found it hanging on the ceiling fan.... the "automatic spanker". I like what Stuart said about the beatings... twas not the advent of pain, but mock bondage which engaged.

"pull my hair, harder!" (my favorite porno line.. she has "pretty" tat on belly). Tie me to a chair works well, too. Thanks, tisha2!

Gotta go to ~work~ sorry Zule!.

(screen door slaps ass on way out... come to think of it, why is there a screen door on the playa! no bugs... hmmm..)

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 7:58 am

La' Love wrote:

It sat on the tounge like warm chocolate. It was smooth and lovely. You wouldn't dream of mixing some fruity atrocity with it. You wouldn't dream of doing anything but letting it rest in your mouth for awhile before swallowing and spreading the delicious heat throughout your body.

Ahhh... it appears that good rum is like good scotch. Good scotch requires that it appear alone in the glass; unadorned, naked, and at room temperature... just like a good woman

She then wrote:

I remember liking cheap booze. It's for the young. Give me something ridiculously expensive and smooth, please.

Ahhh... that would be me, M'Lady. I may not be cheap, but I can be had... and I am definately not for the young .... speak for yourself!... Shut up!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 8:39 am

samtzu wrote:La' Love wrote:
It sat on the tounge like warm chocolate. It was smooth and lovely. You wouldn't dream of mixing some fruity atrocity with it. You wouldn't dream of doing anything but letting it rest in your mouth for awhile before swallowing and spreading the delicious heat throughout your body.
Ahhh... it appears that good rum is like good scotch. Good scotch requires that it appear alone in the glass; unadorned, naked, and at room temperature... just like a good woman

She then wrote:
I remember liking cheap booze. It's for the young. Give me something ridiculously expensive and smooth, please.
Ahhh... that would be me, M'Lady. I may not be cheap, but I can be had... and I am definately not for the young .... speak for yourself!... Shut up!

i'm gonna guess that reaching Zooo's standards is easier said than done .
I don't think I'd even attempt it.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 8:46 am

Little Yellow Chicken wrote:

i'm gonna guess that reaching Zooo's standards is easier said than done .
I don't think I'd even attempt it

My birthday (soon to be a national holiday) is August 22. The Secret Language of Birthdays explains very well just what my standards are.

Can you say "epicurian"? I like it when you say "epicurian".

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 8:56 am

Coffee ... black ... make it a double.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 8:57 am

oh, forgot .... PLEASE!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 8:59 am

samtzu wrote:Little Yellow Chicken wrote:
i'm gonna guess that reaching Zooo's standards is easier said than done .
I don't think I'd even attempt it
My birthday (soon to be a national holiday) is August 22. The Secret Language of Birthdays explains very well just what my standards are.

Can you say "epicurian"? I like it when you say "epicurian".

do tell. i don't have the book here at work with me.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 8:59 am

p.s. epicurian

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:14 am

Morning,... coffee please,

buckethead alien wrote:*whistle, whistle, whistle...strolls past open door...peeks inside...sees Zule's puke all over the place*

eeeeeew. maybe later

That isn't mine, // proudly puffs up chest I made it most of the way home before I lost it. would have made it all the way but the guy driving the art car I was riding in started weaving in and out of the light poles.//

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:17 am

Zulegoona wrote:Back again

Sorry, had a little bout of self pity, all the other kids at the playground are getting jobs I want one too......

Knock over that horrible little snob in the white stockings and take his/hers.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:20 am

Zulegoona wrote:DvD had just realized the (Who conserved a baby at burning man) thread was likely to die a quick death. and I could use some " happy" right now.

I remember a baby preserving camp that was canning babies in rubarb, but not anyone conserving them.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:21 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:Back again

Sorry, had a little bout of self pity, all the other kids at the playground are getting jobs I want one too......
Knock over that horrible little snob in the white stockings and take his/hers.

To violent for this time of day.

Though we did used to joke about advancement through assassination. that might work I'm on the top of the call back list.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:23 am

I worked for a museum it was amazing what they could do in the conservation labs.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:24 am

Just give me some coffee and a playa danish.

Or is that the other cafe thread?

Oh, and please.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:28 am

Hey, Fishy ... I know someone that works in PR ... we might be able to get a press release out. What would be a good theme? Diversity? Double Vision? Smoke and Mirrors? Obscurity? If someone comes up with something really cool, we might be able to make it believeable. LOL

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:31 am

I love this project. Hm. Hm. I'll mull a bit.

Barkeep--Mulled Wine! Just the thing for the Santa Ana weather!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:47 am

The Amazing Disintegrating Droid wrote:

Though we did used to joke about advancement through assassination. that might work I'm on the top of the call back list.

It's been years, but give me a call. I don't work cheap, but I guarentee my work. If you don't advance, I go ahead and assassinate you, too. My version of "No customer left unsatisfied"

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:47 am

Your talking about the ticket futures thing aren’t you, I was thinking if you made the lots like a mutual fund including ticket from say time shares at the bottom in the small print. the futures would have some value so it wouldn't be fraud and there could be kick back money from the time share companies.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:49 am

Zulegoona wrote:Morning,... coffee please,

buckethead alien wrote:*whistle, whistle, whistle...strolls past open door...peeks inside...sees Zule's puke all over the place*

eeeeeew. maybe later
That isn't mine

Oh, sorry....lemmie just throw a little playa dust on it for the time being. Getting near lunchtime (Rian: don't look) How about someone pass some o' those pig knuckles down my way.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:50 am

Actually, we were talking about just announcing a theme for 05. What the heck, why wait for the org? They won't mind multiple themes, they are all for cultural diversity! We can even make our own alternative street signs.

Alt-BM

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:50 am

ouch...little early for that kind of talk, ZG...

did anybody make coffee???

ewww, shit! who's turn is it to clean up?? i'm going back to bed....

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:51 am

Now if I could just figure out a way to get a pink tutu on the man ...

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:51 am

tisha2 wrote:ouch...little early for that kind of talk, ZG...

did anybody make coffee???

ewww, shit! who's turn is it to clean up?? i'm going back to bed....

Back to bed sounds good. The repair man got here early.

I'll clean up since I am awake.

Jason

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:52 am

samtzu wrote:The Amazing Disintegrating Droid wrote:
Though we did used to joke about advancement through assassination. that might work I'm on the top of the call back list.
It's been years, but give me a call. I don't work cheap, but I guarentee my work. If you don't advance, I go ahead and assassinate you, too. My version of "No customer left unsatisfied"

I'll consider it an option, thanks, but I think I'll try some other things first,.. I do admire your dedication to customer satisfaction.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:56 am

Zulegoona wrote:I worked for a museum it was amazing what they could do in the conservation labs.

I had an internship once at the American Museum of Natural History and on the first day they sent me down to the basement where a WHOLE WALL shelf full of preserved sheep's brains had fallen over. The internship turned out to be great. Amazing place.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:00 am

speaking of sheep's brains it's the crack of noon and I need to get going.

later people, have wonderfully fun and productive days.