The Bar

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:20 pm

that's a size 34 smooch in case you didn't know

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:21 pm

stuart wrote:
Stuie the Poser
WTF?

raver scabies?

dust?

I am like, totally confused

I think either you or I are having blood sugar issues dumplin'.

Okay, okay. Tofu pie for all.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:23 pm

stuie wrote:
WTF?

as in, posing like a tough, grouchy mother fucker

raver scabies?

um, hello? think glitter sparkles, then you'll understand.

dust?

...pixie dust....

I am like, totally confused

I think either you or I are having blood sugar issues dumplin'.

and interestingly enough, it's not the one who's fasting.

love ya anyway, sweetheart.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:27 pm

...pixie dust...

at work, people look at me with a straight face and say shit like 'can you add some pixie dust to that?'

we call 'em faerie farts

grouchy mother fucker

I have great potential

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:27 pm

hahaha

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:28 pm

Tofu pie

will help me to reach that potential

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:32 pm

stuart wrote:
Tofu pie
will help me to reach that potential

I was going to offer steak and kidney pie in the great english pub tradition, but I can't keep track of the veggies. We need special typefaces for: vegan, vegitarian, omnivores, baby eaters, carnavores, playa carnivores and scary, scary fish eaters. I'll go ask Emily Sparkle and Techno.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:36 pm

I want a pastavore typeface

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:36 pm

Put me down as a "Multi-omni". If it's stopped clawing me, and it isn't crystaline, I can generally keep it down...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:43 pm

[aside]I forgot fruitatians and filter feeders. Oh and seed eaters. This is complicated.[/aside]

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:44 pm

<DVD Pops his head in>

Is it Happy hour yet?

<pops his head back out>

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:49 pm

cowboy pops in too, is overwhelmed at the quantity of stored conversations, grabs a quick Jäger, and heads back outside to continue with rain dance

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:50 pm

cowboyangel wrote:cowboy pops in too, is overwhelmed at the quantity of stored conversations, grabs a quick Jäger, and heads back outside to continue with rain dance

whatever floats yer boat

bleggle ffflp

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:53 pm

[aside] a liquid lunch typeface [/aside]

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:59 pm

samtzu wrote:Put me down as a "Multi-omni". If it's stopped clawing me, and it isn't crystaline, I can generally keep it down...

unless, of course, it's Woodrow.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:02 pm

*bangs head on bartop repeatedly*

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:05 pm

hea hea hea hea ...pokes head in quickly to sip more Jäger....hea hea hea hea

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:06 pm

Dang. I hope i"m not the percussion for the rain dance.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:07 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Dang. I hope i"m not the percussion for the rain dance.

um, yeah, we're doing a beach burn tonight, i hear......
no rain. not until after 12

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:11 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Dang. I hope i"m not the percussion for the rain dance.
um, yeah, we're doing a beach burn tonight, i hear......
no rain. not until after 12

hea hea hea hea ...rain dance is for Boston weather only...hea hea hea hea

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:12 pm

I am on my way out for the weekend....Talk to you all soon.

I will return with photographic evidence of the debauchery. Someone play some tunes for me while I am gone.

Jason

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:12 pm

cowboyangel wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Dang. I hope i"m not the percussion for the rain dance.
um, yeah, we're doing a beach burn tonight, i hear......
no rain. not until after 12
hea hea hea hea ...rain dance is for Boston weather only...hea hea hea hea

[whisper] Isn't that a plains indian style, not algonquin? [/whisper]

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:35 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote: um, yeah, we're doing a beach burn tonight, i hear......
no rain. not until after 12
hea hea hea hea ...rain dance is for Boston weather only...hea hea hea hea
[whisper] Isn't that a plains indian style, not algonquin? [/whisper]

yeeeep. it's freakin' pouring here - not all that far from boston as the crow flies - but we're burnin' on the beach sunday p.m. - you'll all be there, right?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:48 pm

geekster wrote:Yeah, I am trying too hard at this point. Need to relax ...

Okay about that theme ....

"Things Aren't Always What They Seem"
"Tricks of the Mind"
"If Only"

Next year will be the 25th anniversary of the death of Josep Broz. That would make a great theme.

If it weren't so dammned tasteless.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:49 pm

Jan. 19th, 1955--Board Game Scrabble debuts. Now I'm sure we can themize that.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:51 pm

Same year--Howl siezed as obscene by U.S. customs. Counter Culture ascendency, Golden Jubilee

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 5:19 pm

<i>I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,

dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,

angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the

machinery of night,

who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of

cold-water flats floating across the tops of cities contemplating jazz,

who bared their brains to Heaven under the El and saw Mohammedan angels staggering on tenement

roofs illuminated,

who passed through universities with radiant cool eyes hallucinating Arkansas and Blake-light tragedy

among the scholars of war,

who were expelled from the academies for crazy publishing obscene odes on the windows of the

skull,

who cowered in unshaven rooms in underwear, burning their money in wastebaskets and listening

to the Terror through the wall,

who got busted in their pubic beards returning through Laredo with a belt of marijuana for New York,

who ate fire in paint hotels or drank turpentine in Paradise Alley, death, or purgatoried their torsos

night after night

with dreams, with drugs, with waking nightmares, alcohol and cock and endless balls,

incomparable blind streets of shuddering cloud and lightning in the mind leaping toward poles of

Canada Paterson, illuminating all the motionless world of Time between,

Peyote solidities of halls, backyard green tree cemetery dawns, wine drunkenness over the roof-

tops, storefront boroughs of

joyride neon blinking traffic light, sun and moon and tree

vibrations in the roaring winter dusks of Brooklyn,

rantings and kind king light of mind,

who chained themselves to subways for the endless ride from Battery to holy Bronx on benzedrine

until the noise of wheels and children brought them down shuddering mouth-wracked and

battered bleak of brain all drained of brilliance in the drear light of Zoo [...]

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 5:35 pm

Who's that howling?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 5:37 pm

Rain Dancing Works! Here's to Allen!

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 5:39 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
geekster wrote:Yeah, I am trying too hard at this point. Need to relax ...

Okay about that theme ....

"Things Aren't Always What They Seem"
"Tricks of the Mind"
"If Only"
Next year will be the 25th anniversary of the death of Josep Broz. That would make a great theme.

If it weren't so dammned tasteless.

Yup, died in Ljubljana

And don't forget that his birth place is Kumrovec

"So, where are you camped?" "About 10:30, between Kumrovec and Ljubljana"...

The Bar

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