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Good advice if you think you are being wrongfully arrested.

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Re: Good advice if you think you are being wrongfully arrest

Post by TT120 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:34 pm

That is excellent advice.
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Re: Good advice if you think you are being wrongfully arrest

Post by Token » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:11 pm

Let me sum that up:

Shut the fuck up!

You name and ID are pretty much all you have to provide if asked.

Then ....

Wait for it ....

Shut the fuck up!

Y'all have been learned.
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Re: Good advice if you think you are being wrongfully arrest

Post by BBadger » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:38 pm

It bears repeating:

Shut the fuck up!
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Re: Good advice if you think you are being wrongfully arrest

Post by Mojojita » Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:52 pm

Doesn't have to be a wrongful arrest - any arrest, SHUT UP!
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Re: Good advice if you think you are being wrongfully arrest

Post by illy dilly » Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:56 pm

So what you guys are saying, is that I should quietly explain to the officer why it is that I'm doing what I'm doing, and that I'm really not THAT guilty?
Then shut up and wait for him to understand right?
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Re: Good advice if you think you are being wrongfully arrest

Post by Token » Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:27 pm

Only if you do it in sign language.
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Re: Good advice if you think you are being wrongfully arrest

Post by Savannah » Thu Feb 21, 2013 2:28 pm

Token wrote:Only if you do it in sign language.
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Re: Good advice if you think you are being wrongfully arrest

Post by ygmir » Thu Feb 21, 2013 3:25 pm

Savannah wrote:
Token wrote:Only if you do it in sign language.
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Re: Good advice if you think you are being wrongfully arrest

Post by BurnerBunny » Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:37 pm

There are only 3 questions to choose from when responding to an officer of the law:

Am I under arrest? No, leave immediately

Am I being detained? No, leave immediately

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Re: Good advice if you think you are being wrongfully arrest

Post by Foxfur » Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:34 am

BurnerBunny wrote:There are only 3 questions to choose from when responding to an officer of the law:

Am I under arrest? No, leave immediately

Am I being detained? No, leave immediately

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