Any good camps for a virgin, kinky, young, nude, nurse?
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Re: Any good camps for a virgin, kinky, young, nude, nurse?
You people are all sick fucks. I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed that I'm the OP on the originally referenced thread. My mother would be so proud.
Yeah though, the longer I'm on the board the more I get like the rest of you: look around before you ask! (said in a basically friendly manner at this point...I'm not THAT jaded yet)
In a total lack of seriousness....BM website lists all the theme camps, you can google eplaya + dirty kinky sex butt plugs (or whatever you're into), or you can look at the thread this sicko started on BDSM and kinky things. Which, after I thought more about it, I realized I don't like BDSM. People in pain brings images to mind of people in pain against their will and that kills my buzz.
I do like to pour hot candle wax on myself while I'm rolling though, is that ok?
Peace, love and flat tops
Yeah though, the longer I'm on the board the more I get like the rest of you: look around before you ask! (said in a basically friendly manner at this point...I'm not THAT jaded yet)
In a total lack of seriousness....BM website lists all the theme camps, you can google eplaya + dirty kinky sex butt plugs (or whatever you're into), or you can look at the thread this sicko started on BDSM and kinky things. Which, after I thought more about it, I realized I don't like BDSM. People in pain brings images to mind of people in pain against their will and that kills my buzz.
I do like to pour hot candle wax on myself while I'm rolling though, is that ok?
Peace, love and flat tops
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Re: Any good camps for a virgin, kinky, young, nude, nurse?
Oh yeah, that's right. Brought this byatch to page 2 with my post. You can thank me later, OP. B/c it's about to get good. REAL good.
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Re: Any good camps for a virgin, kinky, young, nude, nurse?
That's why My Dear Friend gets to camp in BDV for free.
Wait, that's Doc's territory. No one camps in BDV for free. Doc charges himself twice, in fact...
Wait, that's Doc's territory. No one camps in BDV for free. Doc charges himself twice, in fact...
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: Any good camps for a virgin, kinky, young, nude, nurse?
Earthwalker wrote:In a total lack of seriousness....BM website lists all the theme camps, you can google eplaya + dirty kinky sex butt plugs (or whatever you're into), or you can look at the thread this sicko started on BDSM and kinky things. Which, after I thought more about it, I realized I don't like BDSM. People in pain brings images to mind of people in pain against their will and that kills my buzz.
I do like to pour hot candle wax on myself while I'm rolling though, is that ok?
There is just enough of a similarity between Earthwalker and The Cryptofishist's avatar color schemes that I loaded this page on my phone and momentarily thought Fishy was saying the above, and was just . . . SO confused.
I need coffee.

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Re: Any good camps for a virgin, kinky, young, nude, nurse?
Is the young kinky nude nurse a VIRGIN or a BIRGIN??? It makes a difference.... 

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Earthwalker wrote:Oh yeah, that's right. Brought this byatch to page 2 with my post. You can thank me later, OP. B/c it's about to get good. tits REAL good tits.
Fixed
(this thread is full of fix)
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Re: Any good camps for a virgin, kinky, young, nude, nurse?
Dear, are you in your office looking at porn again?
What?!! No, I'm looking at all these Page 2 posts on ePlaya. I don't know, they just DO SOMETHING for me in that, you know, "special way"

What?!! No, I'm looking at all these Page 2 posts on ePlaya. I don't know, they just DO SOMETHING for me in that, you know, "special way"

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Re: Any good camps for a virgin, kinky, young, nude, nurse?
Earthwalker wrote:Oh yeah, that's right. Brought this byatch to page 2 with my post. You can thank me later, OP. B/c it's about to get good. REAL good.
I just, still, don't see what's so special about being past page one?? Lol. Also, BDSM is a about a lot more than pain, silly

Re: Any good camps for a virgin, kinky, young, nude, nurse?
TT120 wrote:Is the young kinky nude nurse a VIRGIN or a BIRGIN??? It makes a difference....
I assume Birgin is a BM virgin? If so, I'm that one, not the other. It'd be kinda weird declaring to everyone I hadn't been "deflowered" yet...Just me?

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haleigh wrote:Earthwalker wrote:Oh yeah, that's right. Brought this byatch to page 2 with my post. You can thank me later, OP. B/c it's about to get good. REAL good.
I just, still, don't see what's so special about being past page one??
It's board history. There's references upthread if you really want to work it out.
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: Any good camps for a virgin, kinky, young, nude, nurse?
Well then I'd love to learn more about this whole BDSM thing that you young wippersnapers are in to. But you're not coming for five years!
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haleigh wrote:Earthwalker wrote:Oh yeah, that's right. Brought this byatch to page 2 with my post. You can thank me later, OP. B/c it's about to get good. REAL good.
I just, still, don't see what's so special about being past page one??
People here usually try to avoid the super snarky replies till page two so that the OP has a better chance of getting at least a little information before the wolves show their teeth. It doesn't always work out like that...
In the case of this thread, the snark started right from the start. Kudo's to you for sticking around though and showing you have thick skin. You'll fit right in here and make some friends.
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Re: Any good camps for a virgin, kinky, young, nude, nurse?
As there tends to be a fair amount of churn within camps (both the registered theme camps and unregistered stuff that just shows up at the gates) from year to year, it might be premature to look at joining a camp. Camps rise, camps fall, camps take the year off and sometimes camps disband completely. Your best bet would be to simply connect with your local regional group and stay tuned for things happening in your area over the course of the next two years. Meet some people, make some friends. Join a camp in the runup to the year you guys plan on going.
Aside from connecting with a regional group, for early planning I'd recommend familiarizing yourself with the survival guide and first timer's guide, then get a handle on some of the basic camping supplies and maybe costumes/playawear/clothing you'd like to wear when you do make it out.
Aside from connecting with a regional group, for early planning I'd recommend familiarizing yourself with the survival guide and first timer's guide, then get a handle on some of the basic camping supplies and maybe costumes/playawear/clothing you'd like to wear when you do make it out.
Re: Any good camps for a virgin, kinky, young, nude, nurse?
trilobyte wrote:
Aside from connecting with a regional group, for early planning I'd recommend familiarizing yourself with the survival guide and first timer's guide, then get a handle on some of the basic camping supplies and maybe costumes/playawear/clothing you'd like to wear when you do make it out.
Trilo, you are telling her to find some sunblock and sensible shoes, and we want to see some tits. There must be some middle-ground here.
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Not like she's going to wear shoes on her tits. She could if she likes, but it isn't super-comfortable, I'd think.
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Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Re: Any good camps for a virgin, kinky, young, nude, nurse?
junglesmacks wrote:
Fixed that for you.
I have a little bit of Savannah with me. Shhh...
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theCryptofishist wrote:That's why My Dear Friend gets to camp in BDV for free.
Wait, that's Doc's territory. No one camps in BDV for free. Doc charges himself twice, in fact...
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How the hell did I ever get dragged into this?
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Ropes and a harness?
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Dr. Pyro wrote:How the hell did I ever get dragged into this?
something about boobs
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Boobs are troublemakers. Don't make eye contact, that's how they get ya.
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TT120 wrote:Boobs are troublemakers. Don't make eye contact, that's how they get ya.
Apparently the ones I've seen were brought up right. None of them have ever caused me any trouble.
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Re: Any good camps for a virgin, kinky, young, nude, nurse?
TT120 wrote:Boobs are troublemakers.
I beg to differ boobs are the perfect condiment. You take anything, add boobs , it gets better.
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Lowz wrote:TT120 wrote:Boobs are troublemakers.
I beg to differ boobs are the perfect condiment. You take anything, add boobs , it gets better.
Thats true. Don't get me wrong, I love the little rascals but they have gotten me into trouble in the past.
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Is it okay to say men are idiots or is that hate speech?
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Lowz wrote:TT120 wrote:Boobs are troublemakers.
I beg to differ boobs are the perfect condiment. You take anything, add boobs , it gets better.
What about male chests?
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Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
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