The Bar

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:45 pm

Thanks for the brew ... need to duck out for a bit, I will take it with me.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:46 pm

One other sexy thing about this woman was what seemed to be a complete absence of cynicism, rare in these here parts. Ah well, some significant portion of sex is in the mind anyway, so I'll just think about it.

Winnie the Pooh had a thinking spot. Maybe I can find one in here for m'self...say maybe down near Nips' slop sink...or maybe I'll just take a stroll over to the married horndogs thread for a while.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:47 pm

I wonder if the toilet sink combination would be as popular?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:48 pm

~bartender shows guys how he washes hands in urinal/sink flush-flow water after peeing~

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:49 pm

Zulegoona wrote:I wonder if the toilet sink combination would be as popular?

Another confession: I used to have a darkroom where when I was working and didn't feel like going down the hall to the bathroom, I'd just whip it out and piss in the sink. Just had to keep things outta the stop bath.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:49 pm

buckethead alien wrote:One other sexy thing about this woman was what seemed to be a complete absence of cynicism, rare in these here parts. Ah well, some significant portion of sex is in the mind anyway, so I'll just think about it.

Winnie the Pooh had a thinking spot. Maybe I can find one in here for m'self...say maybe down near Nips' slop sink...or maybe I'll just take a stroll over to the married horndogs thread for a while.

remember, leave no trace...........

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:50 pm

Hehe, I remember we were on a bus once coming back from a baseball game and everyone was full of beer. Finally talked the driver into pulling over at a gas station. Everyone lined up ... the first guy in comes right back out and says "three at a time! There's a sink AND a floor drain!" and a cheer went up in the group.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:51 pm

~all wave/salute geekster as he exits through a NEW revolving door like in a fancy hotel!~

I think a toilet-sink combo is quite brilliant. We could wash dishes in it!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:54 pm

Another piss story, if I may. West Side Highway 65 mph Buick Electra rolling into Manhattan with some buddies late night we're all drinking 40s and popping No-Doz one guy starts hosing in an empty 40 AND CAN'T STOP!!! Oh my god, the back floor was a mess.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:54 pm

Wow, this is really going into the gutter, it true women are the only thing holding civilization together.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:55 pm

Oh! You are back! Musta caught the up-draft on the revolving door, eh! Here is another Fosters.. that one looks bruised.

~snap-phsst~

Oops! That one was flat!

~takes beer back, opens another~

~snap-phsst!~

There you go then!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:56 pm

~bartender pounds/swills ENTIRE flat beer~

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:56 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Wow, this is really going into the gutter, it true women are the only thing holding civilization together.

If only it went into the gutter. The problem was, oh never mind.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:57 pm

It would be great to be able to flush the dish water away.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:59 pm

Now that I am over the blondie-blonde, let's talk about something else

Does Low-carb beer suck nails as bad as it sounds like it does?

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:01 pm

Women find men acting naturally refreshing. Not that we care.

If you do care, then you are not acting naturally.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:02 pm

I can picture you trying to cuddle with a honey in the back set of the Buick and it ,never happens cause it stinks of pee. doesn't fit in with the image of known how to show a lady a good time,

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:04 pm

nipples wrote:Women find men acting naturally refreshing. Not that we care.

If you do care, then you are not acting naturally.

It reinforces their sense of superiority.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:06 pm

Let's just say we have beers from 117 countries here, and no one has ordered a light anythng, yet!

~writes down "men acting naturally" wittticsm on napkin, sticks up near five hanging dusty wine glasses for later use~

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:06 pm

Nobody much ever got busy in that Buick. Someone said it looked like Richard Nixon's cook's car, maybe that was the problem. Had a kick-ass 454, though.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:07 pm

Nipples, may I say that one should never cut down a tree with a woman one does not want to sleep with.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:08 pm

Say, what is Geekster doing over there? He's been trying to play a selction from the jukebox for a long time.... go check on em, would ya?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:10 pm

Not me I got to try out this wonder invention of yours.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:11 pm

Nixons' cooks' car? Woman felling trees.. why if I did'nt know you better, I'd say you were drunk enough!

~snap-phsst!~

Here you go, B.Halien!

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:11 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Not me I got to try out this wonder invention of yours.

Z-Dog, I was just thinking the same thing. If you see a disposable camera in there, it's mine.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:13 pm

Ooohhhh. Its a JUKEBOX! Well, now everything makes more sense.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:14 pm

~bartender crosses bar to geekster, holds elbow and guides back to barstool~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:18 pm

Flussssh slaaash, Hey cool that works great, // wipes hands on pants//

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:18 pm

I gotta go pee & mix a drink in the back.. will someone please take over?

~waves hand in air above head walking away~

be back in a bit... eh.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:18 pm

Scoff as you may, I speak from experience: cutting down trees can be nettlesome when you bring a woman along.

I am getting tired of beer.

*pours Corona into bucket*

I shall consume this later. Madeira time, Joao.