The Bar

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:22 pm

I thought that thing was a slot machine ... I kept dropping quarters in waiting for something to move ...

Heck, there should be a bunch of credits on that thing. Maybe you can win a free game.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:26 pm

I think I'll put a pot of coffee on, I need a boost

// takes bag of special bunny beans from under the bar. not finding a coffee grinder proceeds to bash bag with dusty liquor bottle//

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:31 pm

Gentlemen, I am going to attempt to sleep now. The dogs will be bothering me in a few short hours and the the birds will begin to chatter and that will be that.

*swats last mosquito and clomps into the gloom*

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:39 pm

We await your return, b.halien!
~two men simultaneously return bucket-shaped condom to wallet~

All hail the halien! The halien!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:43 pm

~apertif glasses crash in fireplace~

Say, when did we get that fireplace?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:47 pm

Somebody brought in the fireplace during tisha's let's fix up the bar day. It does class up the place don't you think.

Lets bur something, is that broken bar stool still in back?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:49 pm

Burn something I think my N, N, Na, is stuck

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:49 pm

Yeah, I like the glasses in the fireplace thing. One time ... or maybe 20 years ago ... I was living a little West of Boston. We were gonna have a party that lasted the whole weekend at this motel. I went downtown and bought this crystal dragon pipe. After the party was over on Sunday night we had this little ceremony and smashed it in the parking lot. It was fun.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:50 pm

Here, I will make a little man out of popsicle sticks ...

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:50 pm

Oh yeah! Almost forgot!

~Zuelgoona & nipples burn evidence, save vinyl for other stools and LNT~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:53 pm

// lays down a chair from one of the tables and starts stomping the legs off//

this one looks broken to me, it could be a safety hazard we'd better burn it. bar keep some of your finest everclear to get things going.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:53 pm

That's pretty cool, geekster.

I still have'nt burned/smashed anything i care about... maybe this year.. am seeing the value of diminishing returns!

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:56 pm

umm, that is not nay THING i care about. plenty of relationships though. lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of those.

Say, anyone thirsty?! I am!

~snap-crack-blurg.. bartender snaps necks off three random beers, guzzles and spills down chest~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:57 pm

One Everclear, over ice to Zulegoona!

~slides lowball seven inches down rail~

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 10:58 pm

oh, I guess the point was ... the pipe would live on like the party ... only in our memories ... or some goofy crap like that. We went in there on Friday night, turned the tv on ... turned the sound down, turned the colors up, cranked up the boom box and didn't leave until Sunday night. Actually, I remember when it was ... it was the same year that Dallas had this suspense thing going with "who shot JR" ... because Eddie Murphy did a parody of it ... he played this character ... JP who got shot at the end. And the show ended with the announcer telling people to tune in next season and see who shot JP ... and then Murphy pops up and says "yeah! Find out who fucked me up!" which was I think the first time they said FUCK on SNL.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:00 pm

I have a lot, of half finished projects I've been storing and moving and storing for years. I get to a point were I'm fine with giving up on ever finishing them but then can't see getting rid of the materials they are made of and move them again.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:01 pm

Ice? Yeah, we got ice. Expecting a crowd or you & i, i guess.

~points out heavy rubberized clear-plastic loading-dock flaps, Arctica truck backing up w/door open, cold mist pouring down~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:04 pm

~wipes spillage from in front of Zulegoona~

I hear you. Ever wonder what'll happen to all that if you get hit by a bus?!

"What the heck was uncle charlie saving this CRAP for?", not knowing your plaNS, etc. Same with repairs and parts all over. Will they ever put Humpty toghter again?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:06 pm

No No the Everclear was to use as an accelerant to get the fire going.
// takes bottle from bar takes a mouthful of the fluid and spits it past a lighter onto the bar chair in the fire place.//

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:06 pm

humpy art project
would finish but for the curve
just get over it

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:09 pm

Hmmm.... perfectly good booze, but hey, we have plenty of it and what do I care what you do with it once it has left my hands. Sort of like a gift, if there are conditions, it is not a gift but a shackle.

~bartender secretly admires blue flames licking out mouth of firedoor as it slams open and shut from suction~

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:11 pm

I saw first hand when we cleaned my Dad's house out after he went into the nursing home. filled a monster dumpster with some of it divided up some of it and sold some of it. I ended up with a lot of " family" stuff I now am expected to store forever. till I die and someone else has to deal with it.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:11 pm

I have had a lot a lot a lot of half finished art projects laying about. Still have abotu half that amount.. maybe fifeen in stages. Just kidding with the "poem", hack that i am. It is a huge thing to know when to stop & when you wanna go, and to respect that.

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:12 pm

my significant other is like that. She has boxes she hasnt opened for three moves out in the garage. I just so want to get one of those dumpsters and shovel all that stuff out of there. She would never miss it until it came time to move again.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:17 pm

~illicitly sliding Zuelgoona a business card~

You ever croak, just give this guy a call. You'll get top dollar.

Somedays and weeks you have huge energy and will get back to those things, maybe instead of croaking?

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:18 pm

Some of the Family stuff is pretty cool but how often do you want to look at photos of relatives that died in the 1800s

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:22 pm

Zulegoona wrote:Some of the Family stuff is pretty cool but how often do you want to look at photos of relatives that died in the 1800s

Put em on ebay.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:23 pm

on another thread I talked about the " inspiration/ transformation" experience of Burning Man being something that is still evolving in me. And I think I will get back to those projects or cut them apart to make something new.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:25 pm

Are you gonna finish that?

~takes near empty can, swills & centers other, full beer to Zulegoonas left hand~

Hey, you'd be surprised whom might like them. Historical Societies eat that shit up!

~bartender belches~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:28 pm

That's cool. Cannibalize them just like you did the formerly "virgin" material they were made of. No biggee when thinking of it that way I guess.

You want anything?

~nods at DVD/player wearing silver clock as belt clasp~