The Bar

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:33 am

Dagnabbit! Everyone's passin' out and we haven't even kicked the gong yet!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:33 am

"they're stacking up like cord wood" to use a phrase no hardly ever gets to say

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:35 am

Wanna chase the dragon?

* Sensei produces long bamboo pipe and fires it up *

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:37 am

If I put angel in Nippels arms like this I'm sure they will both have a better night and a rougher morning. what do you think?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:38 am

* Sensei exhales gigantic blue cloud *

Hey Zule, bartend for a few. I'll be back in a while...

* Sensei mounts SeaWolf stick-hob and gallops out the door *

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:46 am

* Sensei re-enters bar wearing leather aviator helmet with goggles *

Thanks, Zule.

Now, anybody need anything?

* Sensei pours himself another shot of J.D. *

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:48 am

* Sensei produces two Sharpie permanent markers *

Here you go, Zule. Let's see you try your hand at tattooing...

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:49 am

That looks a lot like Bucketheads head wear. Were did you get it?

Maybe just a little popcorn, before I go, thanks.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:51 am

Seattle=surplus. Need an air-to-air?

I gotta go myself. I might be back later, though.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:52 am

I do like the New Zealand flare you have going there.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:56 am

~addresing sink/urinal, sees reflection~

oh crap. someone wrote "tease me" on my forehead and my groin is wet.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:57 am

I need to head out too,

// pulls sign from behind the bar and sets it facing the door //

" If you want it it's yours just don't make a mess or hurt anyone."

Good night you two.

// ruffles one of nipples ears on way out the door.//

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:58 am

~leans down sniffs pants at knees~

not pee not... oh wait...... coming back to me

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:02 am

~reaches out one drunken hand. happens to touch a patrons' pant-cuff embroderie. thinks a deep meaning. passes out.~

paps · Post by **paps** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:07 am

~tees golf ball on nipples furry belly button indent, drives professionally~

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:10 am

Cool!

~initial ball stops richochet~

Who is that?! He seems fine wid it....

~tees second ball, drives, pinging off of stuff~

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:18 am

~checking multiple rug burns/divits~

ouch, this shit hurst.

~pssssst!~

~lays belly on bar top spillage, passes out~

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:20 am

You lie closer..... go ahead.

paps · Post by **paps** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:22 am

Why thank you. You are a gentelman and a scholar.

~inserts tee in nipples' cheeks, takes a mighty swing~

FORE!

~bling-plink crash blink ~

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:28 am

That lay is going to be hard to beat.
~places ball on nipples's' incredibly hard & supple buttocks, without tee! !

SWACK!!!!

I believe that is the match, your buy, good fellow?

paps · Post by **paps** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:33 am

~shaking head at obvious bad fortune of his own multiple, random bounces~

Yes, of course.

Two single malt whiskeys, please.

nipples · Post by **nipples** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 2:06 am

Ow that hurt you fuckers
~spills hot oil, Quasimodo style in french frying oven~

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:54 am

I seem to be the morning crew...

I'm putting on some coffee. Should be ready soon.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 7:01 am

sputnik wrote:I seem to be the morning crew...

I'm putting on some coffee. Should be ready soon.

been here lurking since 6AM or so... damn insomnia.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:38 pm

What the hell is this?! Divots of rabbit fur all over the bar, broken glasses, bottles, a three wood, oooh.... and a bucket of balls. Looks like BHalien's hat... well, why not?

*grabs three wood.... notices unbroken bottle on the bar...*

Well.... some 89 proof Jack.... Eeeeeyah! Nick... Nick.... Nick.... whoaah! Smooth... and now

*places ball on piece of fur: lines up his shot: drives one straight out the door... down the ePlaya.... and....*

Shit... slice. Too bad..... I'm driving all the way to an orchad show...

*wanders out the door... driver in hand.....*

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:58 pm

a groggy cowboy lifts his head from the floor and asks what all the noise is about...crawls out the door hails a cab and drives off to sportsland

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:54 pm

Heya! Just stopping in for a midday drink or three...

who's serving?

(oh, and I'm trying to catch up on another 10 pages that flew out last night, so bear with me)

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 3:05 pm

Hello, oh I guess no one else is in here.

Funny last I looked only us Midwesterners were on line.

Hello Paul, No you!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 3:08 pm

An east coaster that's living on the west coast is online.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 3:10 pm

// Stands in doorway shouting at anything that moves //

Hey ! You! I see you, Tag your it Bartender get your butt in here.

The Bar

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