Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
- theCryptofishist
- Posts: 40313
- Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:28 am
- Burning Since: 2017
- Location: In Exile
Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
Once again it's time for this parody thread. Who do you have your eye on for Wednesday night?
No, it's not my desperate attempt to open negotiations with someone. Unless, of course, you want it to mbe.
Freudian slip? Never, I'm a strict Jungian...
No, it's not my desperate attempt to open negotiations with someone. Unless, of course, you want it to mbe.
Freudian slip? Never, I'm a strict Jungian...
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- mudpuppy000
- Posts: 1551
- Joined: Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:54 pm
- Burning Since: 2009
- Camp Name: THE BELLIGERENT GAP
- Location: Los Angeles, CA
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
Virgin, kinky, young, nude, nurse's of course! 
j/k

j/k
- Sham
- Moderator
- Posts: 8039
- Joined: Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:10 am
- Location: The hidden mythical place.....
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
mudpuppy000 wrote:Virgin, kinky, young, nude, nurse's of course!
j/k
Which one are you doing first, JK or the nurse?
- TT120
- Posts: 1667
- Joined: Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:43 pm
- Burning Since: 2012
- Camp Name: Orphans TOO!
- Location: Sacramento, CA.
- Contact:
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
After a few nights without my wife, likely myself.



Life's a bitch, then you go to Burning Man - Unjonharley
W6BJD
W6BJD
- ygmir
- Posts: 29094
- Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:36 pm
- Burning Since: 2017
- Camp Name: qqqq
- Location: nevada county
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
get a grip, you guys........
YGMIR
Unabashed Nordic
Pagan
Unabashed Nordic
Pagan
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
and hold on tight!
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
- junglesmacks
- Posts: 5818
- Joined: Wed May 26, 2010 9:54 pm
- Burning Since: 2018
- Location: Your mom's tent
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
Shambala wrote:mudpuppy000 wrote:Virgin, kinky, young, nude, nurse's of course!
j/k
Which one are you doing first, JK or the nurse?
Best response and reply that I've read in a long, long time.
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
- illy dilly
- Posts: 4900
- Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:02 am
- Burning Since: 2009
- Camp Name: Gnome Dome
- Location: Denver, CO
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
theCryptofishist wrote: Who do you have your eye on for Wednesday night?
All of you outrageous, unstable, scallywags!
I've got my eye on you!

Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
- ygmir
- Posts: 29094
- Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:36 pm
- Burning Since: 2017
- Camp Name: qqqq
- Location: nevada county
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
illy dilly wrote:theCryptofishist wrote: Who do you have your eye on for Wednesday night?
All of you outrageous, unstable, scallywags!
I've got my eye on you!

YGMIR
Unabashed Nordic
Pagan
Unabashed Nordic
Pagan
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
mudpuppy000 wrote:Virgin, kinky, young, nude, nurse's of course!
j/k
You'd have a long wait anyway. She's not Burning 'til 2015.
I know she wouldn't want you to wait for her . . .
Live NOW, dammit! LIVE.
*** 2017 Survival Guide ***
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
after reading sav's 'if you didn't think the M&G was fun, read this' thread...there are apparently a treasure trove of super hotties on the eplaya.
can't wait to see for myself
can't wait to see for myself

"Settle down you two and play nice - or no dubstep for either." mdmf007
"Just look for camp 'Bad Mother Fucker' and ask for Jules." Supafly_fresh
"Just look for camp 'Bad Mother Fucker' and ask for Jules." Supafly_fresh
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
It takes one to know one! 

"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
- unjonharley
- Posts: 10243
- Joined: Tue Sep 09, 2003 11:05 am
- Burning Since: 2001
- Camp Name: Elliot's naked bycycel repair
- Location: Salem Or.
- Contact:
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
I'm bringing pepper spray.. Just to many horny's out there..
- theCryptofishist
- Posts: 40313
- Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:28 am
- Burning Since: 2017
- Location: In Exile
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
*note to self: keep yggy between me and unjon at all times*
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- Turtleburp
- Posts: 523
- Joined: Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:52 pm
- Burning Since: 2001
- Camp Name: Barbie Holiday Village - Soap Supplied!
- Location: Melbourne
- Contact:
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
EVERYONE
with my camera
with my camera
- ygmir
- Posts: 29094
- Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:36 pm
- Burning Since: 2017
- Camp Name: qqqq
- Location: nevada county
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
unjonharley wrote:I'm bringing pepper spray.. Just to many horny's out there..
theCryptofishist wrote:*note to self: keep yggy between me and unjon at all times*
*noting Fishy must be one of the horney's of UJH's reference*
YGMIR
Unabashed Nordic
Pagan
Unabashed Nordic
Pagan
- illy dilly
- Posts: 4900
- Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:02 am
- Burning Since: 2009
- Camp Name: Gnome Dome
- Location: Denver, CO
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
ygmir wrote:
Yggy! Please, not in public!
I thought we were gonna keep this on the down low?
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
- TomServo
- Posts: 6160
- Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:17 pm
- Burning Since: 1999
- Camp Name: Black Rock City Assholes Union Local 668
- Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
illy dilly wrote:ygmir wrote:
Yggy! Please, not in public!
I thought we were gonna keep this on the down low?
YES! PLEASE!!
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
I'm going to need some popcorn, a megaphone, and a director's chair.
*** 2017 Survival Guide ***
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
- junglesmacks
- Posts: 5818
- Joined: Wed May 26, 2010 9:54 pm
- Burning Since: 2018
- Location: Your mom's tent
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
In that case I'll need a midget, an avocado and some bowling pins.
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
- illy dilly
- Posts: 4900
- Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:02 am
- Burning Since: 2009
- Camp Name: Gnome Dome
- Location: Denver, CO
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
junglesmacks wrote:In that case I'll need a midget You already have one, an avocado Fernley Walmart and some bowling pinsI'll ask Panda .
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
-
- Posts: 16
- Joined: Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:20 am
- Burning Since: 2013
- Location: New Orleans
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
I'm definitely a virgin to the BM experience. This year will be my first.
So now the obvious question. What's the deal with Wednesday night?
So now the obvious question. What's the deal with Wednesday night?
Don't sweat the petty things. Pet the sweaty things.
- Captain Goddammit
- Posts: 7908
- Joined: Sat Sep 06, 2003 9:34 am
- Burning Since: 2000
- Camp Name: First Camp
- Location: Seattle, WA
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
Wednesday night is an eplaya burner tradition. Everyone shows up at Barbie Death Village and gets naked, and you get to have sex with whoever you want. You can be gender specific, but other than that, if you're there you roll with it.
GreyCoyote: "At this rate it wont be long before he is Admiral Fukkit."
Delle: Singularly we may be dysfunctional misfits, but together we're magic.
Delle: Singularly we may be dysfunctional misfits, but together we're magic.
- Sham
- Moderator
- Posts: 8039
- Joined: Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:10 am
- Location: The hidden mythical place.....
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
I'm glad to hear that this year is now gender specific. Last year was awkward!
- ygmir
- Posts: 29094
- Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:36 pm
- Burning Since: 2017
- Camp Name: qqqq
- Location: nevada county
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
Shambala wrote:I'm glad to hear that this year is now gender specific. Last year was awkward!
well Sham, other than everyone having to autograph the back of your Greek war helmet, I thought last year worked out fine!!
YGMIR
Unabashed Nordic
Pagan
Unabashed Nordic
Pagan
- tamarakay
- Posts: 3114
- Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:27 pm
- Burning Since: 2011
- Camp Name: Dye with Dignity
- Location: Texas
- Contact:
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
That was sham in the helmet? Damn it.
Is it too late to get a checkup?
Is it too late to get a checkup?
When the only tool you got is a hammer, every problem looks like a hippie.
Mmmmmm I love the smell of Burning Man - Token
Getting overly dramatic about the ticket sale process is so 2012. - Maladroit
http://www.dyewithdignity.com
Mmmmmm I love the smell of Burning Man - Token
Getting overly dramatic about the ticket sale process is so 2012. - Maladroit
http://www.dyewithdignity.com
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
Not the droid you were looking for? 

"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"
Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
Captain Goddammit wrote:Wednesday night is an eplaya burner tradition. Everyone shows up at Barbie Death Village and gets naked, and you get to have sex with whoever you want. You can be gender specific, but other than that, if you're there you roll with it.
Savannah's gonna be sore on Thursday

did i type that out loud?
"Settle down you two and play nice - or no dubstep for either." mdmf007
"Just look for camp 'Bad Mother Fucker' and ask for Jules." Supafly_fresh
"Just look for camp 'Bad Mother Fucker' and ask for Jules." Supafly_fresh
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
Asquared wrote:Captain Goddammit wrote:Wednesday night is an eplaya burner tradition. Everyone shows up at Barbie Death Village and gets naked, and you get to have sex with whoever you want. You can be gender specific, but other than that, if you're there you roll with it.
Savannah's gonna be sore on Thursday![]()
did i type that out loud?

*** 2017 Survival Guide ***
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger
"Snark away, ePlaya, you magnificent bastards." -- McStrangle
- mudpuppy000
- Posts: 1551
- Joined: Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:54 pm
- Burning Since: 2009
- Camp Name: THE BELLIGERENT GAP
- Location: Los Angeles, CA
Re: Eplaya Meet & Greet, Who Are You Doing?
Frank the goat says he wants to attend this year.
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest