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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:21 am

I had hard times trying to keep sitting at my chair while laughing so hard! :D

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Thu Sep 06, 2012 4:48 pm

"Paul and Ichabod are a delightful couple from Toronto.

They're looking for a breezy summer getaway in wartorn Chad."

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Mon Oct 22, 2012 6:16 pm

"Only in Santa Cruz would you have biker wars over who's going to control pumpkin spice lattes."

Santa Cruz news story

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/...79P5BG20111026

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:49 pm

The moral of this story is that if you plan to circulate a Dilbert comic calling your boss a drunken lemur, the best way is to use your boss’s unattended computer to e-mail it to the entire company.

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby TomServo » Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:56 am

"This is your Kingdom now, Little Debbie. Rule with mercy."

- from The Onion
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby FIGJAM » Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:34 am

"Donkey's are dead sticky when thier melted."
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"

"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby TomServo » Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:41 am

"You're making my shit itch!..and it hasn't come out yet." Gordon Ramsey
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby wh..sh » Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:40 pm

TomServo wrote:"You're making my shit itch!..and it hasn't come out yet." Gordon Ramsey

I am just surprised he spoke a whole sentence without one "fuck".
In my world there's only legible and more legible.

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby TomServo » Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:22 am

"Eplaya's not the best place for someone with delicate sensibilities...or at least it didn't used to be."

Words of widom, to snark victims and snarkers who get their shit tossed in their face. I take it with a grain of salt, as I've found most eplayans are actually really nice people, in person.
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Sun Dec 02, 2012 4:47 am

"Conditions there are not conducive to ... staying alive."

- Luis Argueta, referring to some south american countries


docko director of Abused, the story of AGRI meat processors
The previous head of AGRI is currently serving a 27 year sentence

http://abusedthepostvilleraid.com/

a few dockos
http://www.newday.com/films_title.html

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:37 pm

As my artist's statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible
and is therefore full of deep significance.


- Bill Watterson

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby clocksnmirrors » Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:41 pm

from a co-worker of long ago: "i'm not bitter... i'm hostile"
oops i made a mistake! making mistakes is part of growing up....

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:51 pm

That's wonderful!

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby clocksnmirrors » Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:19 pm

lol he was quite the curmudgeon for someone of his 24 years

i wonder what he's doing now....
oops i made a mistake! making mistakes is part of growing up....

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Patsh » Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:51 pm

clocksnmirrors wrote:lol he was quite the curmudgeon for someone of his 24 years

i wonder what he's doing now....



I might have seen him working his side-job (alias: Walter) with Jefff Dunham in Kelowna a few years back...

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby FIGJAM » Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:32 pm

"I find breathing baffling!"
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"

"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Sat Mar 16, 2013 7:23 pm

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Nipple » Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:13 pm

viewtopic.php?f=279&t=39498&view=unread#p930204

clocksnmirrors wrote:
Nipple wrote:Nobody can eat 50 eggs.


not with that attitude

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby MyDearFriend » Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:10 pm

Anonymously tell me something you dislike about me and I'll work on improving it.
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby ygmir » Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:18 pm

a friend used this, inspired by a line had used years ago, the other night, to break up a fight in a rough and tumble redneck bar.

"if you don't quit, right now, I'm gonna drag you out back, suck your dick, and tell everyone your gay"

he said the guys expression was priceless!! hahaha
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby lemur » Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:41 pm

Any fly will juggle.
He has claws and pads on his feet and if you hold him on his back,
he will catch anything you give him"
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby tatonka » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:42 pm

"do not pray for a easy life , pray for strength to endure a difficult one "
“Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica.” - Abraham Lincoln (from a letter written by Lincoln during his presidency to the head of the Hohner Harmonica Company in Germany)

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby lemur » Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:27 pm

"DIE HARD IS MY FAVORITE CHICK FLICK"
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby clocksnmirrors » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:26 pm

lucky420 wrote: its going to be as dry as a popcorn fart
oops i made a mistake! making mistakes is part of growing up....

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby illy dilly » Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:39 pm

As long as no one tries to fix it- it should keep working.

A coworker referring to a cable spooler that's jimmy rigged together while we wait for the replacement parts.
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby knowmad » Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:42 pm

ygmir wrote:a friend used this, inspired by a line had used years ago, the other night, to break up a fight in a rough and tumble redneck bar.

"if you don't quit, right now, I'm gonna drag you out back, suck your dick, and tell everyone your gay"

he said the guys expression was priceless!! hahaha

I've used that line before.
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby BBadger » Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:55 pm

ygmir wrote:a friend used this, inspired by a line had used years ago, the other night, to break up a fight in a rough and tumble redneck bar.

"if you don't quit, right now, I'm gonna drag you out back, suck your dick, and tell everyone your gay"

he said the guys expression was priceless!! hahaha


That reminds me of this:

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby Captain Goddammit » Sat Apr 06, 2013 1:47 pm

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Re: Best Line Today

Postby lemur » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:51 pm

"Im not a holocaust denier, Im a history questioner"

(really someone said that)
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Re: Best Line Today

Postby gyre » Thu Apr 11, 2013 6:41 pm

Real email today-

My daughter J____ is on her high school's trebuchet team for physics.

They would like to bring their trebuchet just to demonstrate it.


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