The Bar

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:05 am

nipples wrote:I gotta go pee & mix a drink in the back.. will someone please take over?

Don't bring the health department in here to shut the bart--and the event--down.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:11 am

sputnik wrote:I seem to be the morning crew...

I'm putting on some coffee. Should be ready soon.

I dread the mess you found from Friday night.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:13 am

cowboyangel wrote:

I believe the Red Sox are 0 - 3 in the series....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:13 am

Zulegoona wrote:// comes in and sees the bar is still empty //

It's slower than I've seen it , might as well clean up incase someone finds there way in later.

// starts making fresh coffee //

wonder what all the fur is laying around here is from, It looks like that big bunny nipples fur.

// chases the bits of fluff around with a broom.//

You need a hose. And I'm not just saying that because I have a propensity for water.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:17 am

Lydia Love wrote:"P" is for a pretty good porter.

Oooh. Oohh. I'll take one of those!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:19 am

buckethead alien wrote: fake oil painting

Painted with fake oils?

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:23 am

good morning all...

guinness please.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:23 am

keepercurrent wrote:Any of you artists?

Define "artist" (or atrist, as it seems to want to be spelled.)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:24 am

keepercurrent wrote:your brilliant you know! Acid rain! lol who's tisha?

Propriatress of this fine establisment.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:27 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
keepercurrent wrote:Any of you artists?
Define "artist" (or atrist, as it seems to want to be spelled.)

Main Entry: art·ist
Pronunciation: 'är-tist
Function: noun
1 a obsolete : one skilled or versed in learned arts b archaic : PHYSICIAN c archaic : ARTISAN
2 a : one who professes and practices an imaginative art b : a person skilled in one of the fine arts
3 : a skilled performer; especially : ARTISTE
4 : one who is adept at something <con artist> <strikeout artist>

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:30 am

Thank you Joel. I was trying to findout if I had the qualifications to participate in the nebulous project. I think I'll find out if I can make a man on a wire jig first.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:32 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
buckethead alien wrote: fake oil painting
Painted with fake oils?

exactly.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:47 am

Zulegoona wrote:Hey take that sort of thing to the Fuck thread.

She started this thread and kind of maintains ownership of the bar. Great fun lady from the herb region of Cal

they grow Herbs, as in Herbert Hoover, Herby Hancock?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:04 am

Howdy, fellas!!

looong workday ahead....keep me smiling, eh? Whaddaya we got back there to perk up me coffee, Bucket?

Joel wrote:

2 a : one who professes and practices an imaginative art

tisha2 read: "2 a : one who professes and practices an imaginary art", does virtual bartending count?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:06 am

Simply Joel wrote:
Zulegoona wrote:Hey take that sort of thing to the Fuck thread.

She started this thread and kind of maintains ownership of the bar. Great fun lady from the herb region of Cal
they grow Herbs, as in Herbert Hoover, Herby Hancock?

ha...haha...ha.

i think you know *exactly* what kinda HHHHerbs we got, baby.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:08 am

theCryptofishist wrote:I dread the mess you found from Friday night.

Sunday was much worse

Concept2w · Post by **Concept2w** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:44 am

hey in there, i'll take a Labatt ice Pure Chaos...if you still got one in stock. they use to make this brand 10 years ago

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:44 am

No rabbit fur as far as I could tell.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:01 am

Concept2w wrote:hey in there, i'll take a Labatt ice Pure Chaos...if you still got one in stock. they use to make this brand 10 years ago

you kidding? i got the last 20 cases on ice in the back just waiting for you!!

here ya go

*slides a Labatt's PC down the bar to the new guy*

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:19 am

good morning all

a nice brandy to warm me after a weekend out in the rain please.

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:23 am

*Sandwichman walks in grabs a bottle and sits at a table in the corner*

Keep the alcohol coming and when I pass out pop in the IV.

Jason

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:28 am

Today may be the day that this thread passes "In Three Words"

I need something warm, it's cold today. The wind is howling across the desert.

<tosses log on fire>

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:35 am

~BONK~

*head hits doorframe on way in. blinking*

Youch! I just got done taking a tour group of school kids around and I need a pick-me-up. Hmmmm. Jack and Coke might do the trick.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:39 am

Good morning! Tish, nice to have you back. We missed you this weekend.

And you too, DJ. It was oddly quiet around here...

No worries, Fishy: as with our VegFriend Lydia, the Marlin steaks were, of course, faux fish.

(and Geekster, yours weren't, but don't tell that to cryptofishist!)

I'm feeling better, to those of you who knew I was ill. Just some sinus aches and pains, and a penchant to sit in front of a hot fire with an irish coffee or hot tottie...

thinkcooper · Post by **thinkcooper** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:40 am

Can I get a Nut Brown Ale for my little chipmunk friend here.

He'll likely have some munchies later on, got any decent snacks?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:42 am

So that's what happened to my pipe.

thinkcooper · Post by **thinkcooper** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:43 am

He's no packrat. There's more than one pipe that looks like that...

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:44 am

BHA: I sent out your lippie today....

you should have a happy mailbox waiting for you in a little bit!...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:45 am

Oh yeah, that's SENSEI'S pipe.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:48 am

GuinivereElise wrote:BHA: I sent out your lippie today....

you should have a happy mailbox waiting for you in a little bit!...

Weeee-hoooo! I can't wait. It's that time of the year again. Got a little windburn last night doing a beach fire.

I wonder if Jason/Sandwichman has any drink recipes in that bag of his for chapped lips.

The Bar

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