The Bar

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:48 am

Well howdy, boys!! Nice to see such a fine-lookin' crowd on a Monday mornin'!

Here's a couple o' warm brandy's (brandies?) for Stuart and Sputnik - 'tis getting chilly out there, huh? Summer - she is really gone...
Thanks for the fire, baby!

Sandwichman...poor thing...here's a nice big bottle o Jamesons and a straw. You just take it easy there...the cocktail waitress just came in - I'm sure she'll be out shortly to make sure yer okay...

Mornin' Guinevere...thanks for keeping the place up all weekend! Glad to hear yer feelin' better! Hey!! Nice stockings!

Jack and coke for Buckethead...who is, I think, my most frequent and faithful regular! Salud!

And - hey!! get that rat outta here!! jeebus! trying to run a clean place here....oh, wait!....you can leave the pipe...Where *is* Sensei??

Sandwichman · Post by **Sandwichman** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:54 am

For the sore lips how about a....

Hot buttered comfort

1 1/4 oz. Southern Comfort
4 oz. Water (Hot)
1 tsp. Butter

Stir in a coffee mug and float butter. Garnish with a cinnamon stick and a lemon slice

Back to the corner thanks for the jamesons.

Jason

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:55 am

tisha2 wrote:Well howdy, boys!! Nice to see such a fine-lookin' crowd on a Monday mornin'!
Jack and coke for Buckethead...who is, I think, my most frequent and faithful regular! Salud!

Can this be so? Oh my god, maybe I have a problem.

Jack and Coke anyway.

DR

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:55 am

tisha2 wrote:And - hey!! get that rat outta here!! jeebus! trying to run a clean place here....

Is that any way to treat a potential bubonic plague carrier?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:59 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
tisha2 wrote:And - hey!! get that rat outta here!! jeebus! trying to run a clean place here....
Is that any way to treat a potential bubonic plague carrier?

That, as if you didn't know it, is a CHIP-monk, a species that finds close comfort associating with humans.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:00 pm

Indeed, it's cold as hell here in the Emerald City. Fall has decended upon us.

Thanks for the compliment on the stockings... I got them over the weekend. And, I just got my new corset in... I think I'll wait until tomorrow to wear it, though.

DJ, sorry to hear that you're not at 100 per cent... just sip on that Jameson's, and everything will be all better... if there's anything I can do for you, you just let me know...

I'd take a hot tottie, and while I'm getting my drink, I might as well get a round.... what does everyone want??

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:01 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
tisha2 wrote:And - hey!! get that rat outta here!! jeebus! trying to run a clean place here....
Is that any way to treat a potential bubonic plague carrier?
That, as if you didn't know it, is a CHIP-monk, a species that finds close comfort associating with humans.

I don't trust any of those ground dwelling rodentia. Especially in CA. Carriers, carriers, carriers. And I ain't talking aircraft.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:02 pm

Oooh, ooh!. Sore throat tea with a liberal measure of rum!

thinkcooper · Post by **thinkcooper** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:03 pm

tisha2 wrote: And - hey!! get that rat outta here!! jeebus! trying to run a clean place here....oh, wait!....you can leave the pipe

Typical "inclusive" barkeep. I come in with my buddies, all friendly, and they get the "back of the bus" rap 'cause they're different. Well, we'll be out beside the bar, by the picnic table, finishing off your leftovers. If any of you care to join us, we'll have the pipe.

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:03 pm

Sure, fishy! I have some behind the bar--my own personal stash, mind you--of some slippery elm bark tea... very soothing. And here, have some licorice as well. Topical anisthetic (sp?).

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:12 pm

Just that dammed winter tickle.

OUr first full day of rain. At least it's putting the forest fires to rest. Including, I hope, this one

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:13 pm

thinkcooper wrote:
tisha2 wrote: And - hey!! get that rat outta here!! jeebus! trying to run a clean place here....oh, wait!....you can leave the pipe
Typical "inclusive" barkeep. I come in with my buddies, all friendly, and they get the "back of the bus" rap 'cause they're different. Well, we'll be out beside the bar, by the picnic table, finishing off your leftovers.

I'll call in the golden eagles on this whiny little crowd.

thinkcooper · Post by **thinkcooper** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:17 pm

buckethead alien wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
tisha2 wrote:And - hey!! get that rat outta here!! jeebus! trying to run a clean place here....
Is that any way to treat a potential bubonic plague carrier?
That, as if you didn't know it, is a CHIP-monk, a species that finds close comfort associating with humans.

thinkcooper · Post by **thinkcooper** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:20 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
thinkcooper wrote:
tisha2 wrote: And - hey!! get that rat outta here!! jeebus! trying to run a clean place here....oh, wait!....you can leave the pipe
Typical "inclusive" barkeep. I come in with my buddies, all friendly, and they get the "back of the bus" rap 'cause they're different. Well, we'll be out beside the bar, by the picnic table, finishing off your leftovers.
I'll call in the golden eagles on this whiny little crowd.

Whiny, maybe, but well armed. Those eagles better have flack jackets...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:20 pm

I have a problems with many recycled 70s icons.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:22 pm

So think, was it you who supports his right to arm squirrels or you cousin BD?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:23 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I have a problems with many recycled 70s icons.

Apparently I have a problems with grammer after too much slipperly elm.

thinkcooper · Post by **thinkcooper** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:29 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:So think, was it you who supports his right to arm squirrels or you cousin BD?

Armed squirrels are the new black panthers. Left leaning. An ammo pouch in each cheek. Picking up all the nuts that fall by the wayside. Put down by the man - behind the wheel of a fast cadillac.

They're good customers at the bar. They pick up the peanuts you guys drop. They get a little drunk, blow off a little steam at the park, and then come back in for more. I think they're a little angry that they look cute. Just let 'em have a corner near the jukebox, they'll be okay.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:31 pm

I think they're a little angry that they look cute.

I know someone like that

thinkcooper · Post by **thinkcooper** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:38 pm

stuart wrote:
I think they're a little angry that they look cute.
I know someone like that

You should tell that "someone" about the squirrels. They're recruiting for new prospects. They recognize cute and angry. Ask for one of the large vests. They sizes run small.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:40 pm

Thanks Tisha. The warmth is returning to my fingers as we speak.

Hmmm....now about them squirrels and chipmunks...do you think they'd taste good roasted over an open fire?

<sputnik begins to sing>

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire,
Jack Daniels nipping at your nose....

take it away folks

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:51 pm

sputnik wrote:Hmmm....now about them squirrels and chipmunks...do you think they'd taste good roasted over an open fire?

<sputnik begins to sing>

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire,
Jack Daniels nipping at your nose....

take it away folks

I ate a squirrel once. Don't know if I cooked him a little too long or too short because he was tough tough tough. Eric Estrada? You couldn't cook him enough.

thinkcooper · Post by **thinkcooper** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:56 pm

Squirrel! Step away from the body. Nooo.... They were just forum posts! They were just joking!!!!

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:07 pm

That's one hellava squirrel!

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:08 pm

Even the tree rats pick on the guy without skin, talk about not getting any respect.

Zulegoona · Post by **Zulegoona** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:10 pm

I'll have an Irish coffee please.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:36 pm

eplaya is slow today (traffic wise)

time to warm a seat in here.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:56 pm

warm away, baby. tho' i think yer seat'll be plenty warm when "somebody" sees that cute & angry comment...

i've been actually *working* today. blah. i'd much rather have a drink hang out with y'all, for shore.

what'll it be stuey?

Irish Coffee for ZG!! mmm....muddy waters Burning Man blend....

and get that fucking rodent out of here!!!!!

...i really have nothing against you ThinkCooper, just not feelin the little furry cutesies today and can't stand seein' em, either. makes me want to kill something...but keep it up if ya want...feels kinda good to rage...

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 2:06 pm

in honor of my lovely meeting with Pets this past Saturday I'll have a Jack and Coke with a few dozen rain drops for good measure.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 2:30 pm

stuart wrote:in honor of my lovely meeting with Pets this past Saturday I'll have a Jack and Coke with a few dozen rain drops for good measure.

you got it. used to be *my* drink back in the day...

i love Pets posts...what's she like? wish she'd stop in here more often...