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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:32 pm

Just make sure to use your protection when you're breathing into that guy.
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Re: WTF

Postby gyre » Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:29 am

Is this happening other places?
Investigators say a self-proclaimed sovereign citizen is squatting in a foreclosed home valued at about $3 million.

http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/20 ... ppeningnow
http://wreg.com/2013/03/06/sovereign-ci ... lent-past/
http://www.kltv.com/story/21527987/squa ... -3-million

Low key, very fashionable area.

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Re: WTF

Postby ygmir » Thu Mar 07, 2013 7:35 am

yup
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Re: WTF

Postby maryanimal » Tue Mar 12, 2013 2:31 pm

Halp!! I'm wondering if hotmail is having an issue. I get a 404 Not found page when I tried to check my email. It was working fine earlier. Anyone ever have this happen to you? Can you help me?
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.

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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Wed Mar 13, 2013 8:58 am

Yeah, they change their address from time to time, the fucks.
Just type in "hotmail.com" then switch your bookmark to whatever opens up.

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Re: WTF

Postby BBadger » Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:23 am

Actually, today Hotmail is having some particular problems as Microsoft confirmed.
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Re: WTF

Postby gyre » Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:37 am

This is how soccer moms fight here.
Not even in the city, it's the suburbs.
http://www.wmctv.com/story/21763154/bar ... ors-finger
Bartlett woman accused of biting off neighbor’s finger

(WMC-TV) – A brawl between two Mid-South mothers got wild after police say one bit her neighbor's finger off.

The fight happened in an unlikely place. The women started arguing in the front yard of a Bartlett neighborhood that is usually peaceful.

Police arrested Cynthia Johnson after they say another woman, Jackie Harris showed up at Johnson's home angry because she said Johnson's son was flirting with her daughter.

Investigators say around 11 p.m. Monday, Harris said she wanted to talk with her outside. That is when they started arguing and screaming.

Police said the women then started pushing and swinging at each other. At some point during the fight, Johnson bit off part of Harris' right ring finger.

Johnson told police, "I bit it off. O-F-F. Off and spit it out in the front yard."

"I don't know what to say. I mean I'm really shocked," neighbor Kevin Williams said.

Williams remembered seeing police in front of the house.

"We was coming home from work and we saw police down there," he said. "We didn't know what happened. It was unusual to see the police over here."

Bartlett firefighters found the finger in the grass, but doctors could not reattach it.

Cynthia Johnson is charged with aggravated assault.

Jackie Harris, the woman who lost her finger, said she did not want to do an interview or talk about it.

Cynthia Johnson is out on bond but did not return calls or answer the door to her house.

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Re: WTF

Postby clocksnmirrors » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:45 pm

gyre wrote:Bartlett woman accused of biting off neighbor’s finger


this is me reading that story:

please don't let them be black
please don't let them be black
please don't let them be black

*clicks link*
DAMMIT!!!


smh
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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:03 am

Jeez, how does it matter?

Johnson told police, "I bit it off. O-F-F. Off and spit it out in the front yard."
Now that's a woman.

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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:30 am

You fingers! Get off my lawn!
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Re: WTF

Postby delle » Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:59 am

maryanimal wrote:Halp!! I'm wondering if hotmail is having an issue. I get a 404 Not found page when I tried to check my email. It was working fine earlier. Anyone ever have this happen to you? Can you help me?



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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Sat Mar 23, 2013 12:52 pm

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Postby lemur » Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:58 am

Into the blistering wilderness of Shur, the man who walked with kings now walks alone.

Torn from the pinnacle of royal power, stripped of all rank and earthly wealth, a forsaken man without a country, without a hope, his soul in turmoil like the hot winds and raging sands that lash him with the fury of a taskmaster's whip.

He is driven forward, always forward, by a god unknown, toward a land unseen... into the molten wilderness of sin, where granite sentinels stand as towers of living death to bar his way. Each night brings the black embrace of loneliness.

In the mocking whisper of the wind, he hears the echoing voices of the dark..His tortured mind wondering if they call the memory of past triumphs or wail foreboding of disasters yet to come or whether the desert's hot breath has melted his reason into madness.

He cannot cool the burning kiss of thirst upon his lips nor shade the scorching fury of the sun. All about is desolation. He can neither bless nor curse the power that moves him, for he does not know from where it comes.

Learning that it can be more terrible to live than to die, he is driven onward through the burning crucible of desert, where holy men and prophets are cleansed and purged for god's great purpose, until at last, at the end of human strength, beaten into the dust from which he came, the metal is ready for the maker's hand.


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Re: WTF

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:09 pm

bitch, how did you get my diary?
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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:36 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:bitch, how did you get my diary?

You don't know what a relief that is. Lemur I figured for sane. Nobody on this board is in much doubt that you're crazy.
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Re: WTF

Postby lemur » Sun Mar 24, 2013 7:13 pm

"he drinks like some sort of cross between a fish and the best beer drinker youve ever seen in your life... "
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Re: WTF

Postby unjonharley » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:11 pm

WTF is going to die next?

The microwave went tits up.. The next day the dish washer..

You just know the dish washer was full of dirty dishes..

Just finished doing three days dishes.. My hands look like prunes and I have to get the slop water out to work on the washer..

The shit always happens in threes. So WTF is next?

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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:41 pm

Of course the dishwaser wasn't going to break when it didn't have dirty dishes in it...

My bet for what's next?--Alarm clock.
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Re: WTF

Postby unjonharley » Wed Mar 27, 2013 3:14 pm

WTF, Pulled the discharge hose off the washer.. Turned the washer on, nothing coming out.. Brought the compressor into the house and give the hose a blow job..
This time the washer tried to empty.. Then the disposal would not empty..

Well fuck, it works now.. And the microwave is at the store ready to pickup..

Now WTF

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Re: WTF

Postby knowmad » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:12 pm

unjonharley wrote:WTF, Pulled the discharge hose off the washer.. Turned the washer on, nothing coming out.. Brought the compressor into the house and give the hose a blow job..
This time the washer tried to empty.. Then the disposal would not empty..

Well fuck, it works now.. And the microwave is at the store ready to pickup..

Now WTF

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Re: WTF

Postby maryanimal » Thu Mar 28, 2013 6:06 pm

WTF!!! W...T...F...
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.

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Re: WTF

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:03 am

um, yeah...
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Re: WTF

Postby Savannah » Sat Mar 30, 2013 1:37 am

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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:55 pm

Your monkey hut will not save you:

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Re: WTF

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:22 pm

the annunaki used a 12 base system.

they counted on their fingers and toes.



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Re: WTF

Postby gyre » Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:19 pm

I know someone born with opposed thumbs.
Sounds useful to me.

They were removed so he would be normal.

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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:33 pm

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Re: WTF

Postby maryanimal » Fri May 24, 2013 1:15 pm

Is it just my computer, or is eplaya running slowly like it's constipated?
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.

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Re: WTF

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon May 27, 2013 1:20 pm

Slow computer performance can usually be traced to government spying programs.

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Re: WTF

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon May 27, 2013 1:32 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Your monkey hut will not save you...

There are no monkey huts in Madagascar. Only lemur huts.
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