The person below me

[clocksnmirrors]

June

tpbm likes april showers

[illy dilly]

I prefer April Snow.


TPBM still has some snow outside.

[Savannah]

Nope, which would be cool--but it's a beautiful, warm sunny day so I can't complain. The only weather I really dislike is overcast weather. So boring.

The person below me wants tea & cucumber sandwiches.

[clocksnmirrors]

wouldnt those be soggy?

tpbm's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

[theCryptofishist]

But there were not cucumbers to be had, not even for ready money.
TPBM had the same response.
That sounds so dirty I don't even want to know what it means.
TPBM can sing "where the boys are".

[illy dilly]

Had to google it, and it seems to be a movie, no?

TPBM wants to hear TPAboveMe sing Ice Cube's- It Was A Good Day

[Savannah]

Yeah, I really do, but I don't think I'll ever get that lucky.

The person below me wants to hear the person above me sing "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy".

[clocksnmirrors]

i'd pay up to 73 cents american if you could make it happen



tpbm wants to hear tpam belt out a couple of show tunes from les mis while tap dancing and doing jazz hands

[knowmad]

...dressed as a Drag King?
Yeah!

PBM tell us two things you'd say to the Person above me if the two of you were stuck in a life boat.

[clocksnmirrors]

1) quit hogging the water
2) why are you talking to yourself

tpbm is a schizophrenic and so are they

[ygmir]

we are not, and you can't prove I did anything!!!

TPBM has peeked into a tent, naughtily.

[TomServo]

No, but I've peeked out at tent angrily. When I was in the cub scouts, camping at Lake Texoma, a fellow camper got confused in the darkness and decided to piss on my tent.

TPBM has gone crawdad fishing.

[ygmir]

more like crawdad trapping, like in crab pots. but yeah, the lake where my Hof is, is full of 'em,

TPBM has never eaten a crawdad

[Simon of the Playa]

no, they're not kosher.

tpbm wouldnt eat them even if they were.

[lemur]

hella no

i dont eat no fuckin exo skeleton things.


the person below me loves eating insects!

[theCryptofishist]

No. I'm with you. However, I have to admit that if my ancestors were that way, I'd likely never have been born.
TPBM thinks we are sheltered with the lack of famine modern americans experience.

[clocksnmirrors]

absolutely


tpbm just tried drinking beer with molasses and did not hate it

[knowmad]

No, it violates Reinheitsgebot.

The PBM thinks the best way to catch flies is ______.

[lucky420]

With molasses beer

Tpbm spies on their neighbors

[knowmad]

no, but our Wireless Router is called F.B.I. Surveillance Van.

TPB uses _____________ to help ____________ when dealing with family.

[Elorrum]

no, but our Wireless Router is called F.B.I. Surveillance Van.

TPB uses _____________ to help ____________ when dealing with family.

her answering machine /// keep a safe emotional buffer
not so much now as last year, but I still sometimes catch myself flinching when the phone rings.
tpbm is eating easter candy.

[lucky420]

No and going to resist buying it

TPBM knows how to twerk it...uh huh

[Savannah]

Hahahahaha! I can shimmy extremely well these days, but cannot bring myself to twerk. It's just . . . not me.

The person below me has fresh emotional scars from looking up "twerk" on YouTube.

[lucky420]

Hahaha no, didnt have to YouTube it. My kids put on a twerk show

TPBM is now very curious about ___________

[Sic Pup]

How big it actually was (what can I say? I have a competitive nature)

TPBM believes size matters but not in the obvious way.

[clocksnmirrors]

from what i hear it's all about girth but i'm sure what "matters" varies from person to person....

ps: 6.5 x 4 when properly motivated. i'll show you mine if you show me yours

tpbm thinks any more than a mouthful is a waste

[ranger magnum]

But sometimes you can save the rest for later..

Tpbm has an agenda for taking down the easter bunny....

[lemur]

yes.. now that good friday is over i really think i should take that big bunny off of the cross.

his paws are probably hurting him.


the person below me would love to eat some delicious rabbit

[TomServo]

No, they're rodents..so are rats.. I love rats! No eating rodents for me.
TPBM had a pet Hermit Crab.

[knowmad]

I did, but they live here in the pacific north west, we'd just bring them home from the beach.

PBM; what makes the best BRC neighbor?