The person below me

[lemur]

THE PERSON ABOVE ME DOESNT PLAY BY THE RULES

*MAVERIICK!!*



the person below me wants some butts.

[clocksnmirrors]

i've spent the last week watching three seasons of SPARTACUS so my appetite for butt is ferocious

tpbm lets their hair dry naturally

[ranger magnum]

I dont have enough to dry it any other way!

Tpbm is in the mood for some shenanigans...

[theCryptofishist]

Fuck no. I am sick.
The person below me is feeling very ambivilent about selling ice, after reading the We Run Artica, Give Us an Art Car thread.

[Savannah]

Not at all, for if I were to shill ice it'd be weirdly self-serving: for the company & the novelty of the experience. (I'm sorry you're sick, Fishy!)

The person below me has a comfort movie that they will leave on in the background every time it appears on a weekend afternoon.

[ygmir]

I'm lucky enough, to have an imagination that keeps a movie in the background, all the time.

TPBM is hoping to re-kindle an old flame

[theCryptofishist]

only in the old South African "necklacing" way...
TPBM married a high school sweetheart.

[ygmir]

I married someones highschool sweetheart........but I had to go two states away so she didn't know me.

TPBM remembers it was the ANC, Winnie and her husband, who made "necklacing" famous.

[theCryptofishist]

I would believe it of Winnie--I'd believe almost anything of her--I really only know Nelson from later. He's done a lot of good, and I don't know how to balance the before and after...
TPBM thinks that the easter bunny is actually a vampire.

[clocksnmirrors]

it wouldn't surprise me. rabbits freak me out


tpbm knows a great recipe for hasenpfeffer

[theCryptofishist]

Even if I did, I wouldn't admit it in front of Knowmad...
TPBM doesn't mention how many lox s/he eats on this board, lest I read it.

[Elorrum]

I'll just say this: it's nobody you know. I almost purchased some today, and considered how the package is mainly a piece of cardboard although it looks like a lot of fish. I did instead find some nice pickle slices, and horseradish cheddar pub cheese to spread on some fresh bread.
tpbm wonders when spreadable cheese became pub cheese.

[knowmad]

bout the same time they decided Cheese product could mean Cheese.

TPBM would be surprised that I not only know A great Recipie for Hassenpeffer, I also "rescue" Pet Easter bunnies, to give them meaningful lives.

[Elorrum]

I'm suffering a little cognitive dissonance with those last two statements. meaningful for whom?
tpbm buys holiday items that go on sale the day after a holiday.

[clocksnmirrors]

feb 15 is the best day for getting cheap delicious chocolates


tpbm quit law school to become a stripper

[Savannah]

I thought we all knew that by now.

The person below me would go into space tomorrow for a week if money were no object.

[clocksnmirrors]

heck with a $17.99 bottle of tequila i can stay in space for weeks

tpbm flosses religiously

[theCryptofishist]

TPBM is thinking "pastels" for the playa this year.

[Sail Man]

Not religiously, but I do curse, gag and spit

tpbm remembers when you would go to the dentist he would have you spit into the little bowl besides you

[theCryptofishist]

It's all suction these days, I guess.
TPBM remembers the shoe x-ray machines.

[illy dilly]

Besides for putting shoes through the X-ray machine at the air port, I'm not sure what you're talking about.


TPBM is thinking TPAM was making a shoe/foot/feet joke?

[knowmad]

maybe but i didn't say anything, didn't wanna step on any toes.

TPBM did you fall for a April fools day prank?

[Savannah]

No, but I really enjoyed REI's "Kitten Camping Gear" webpage. They had about a dozen products . . . an all-weather ball of yarn, kitten boots, a tiny machete. The BBC also ran a headline that said something like "EARTH DESTROYED". The text read "The earth has been completely destroyed. There were no survivors. I'm writing this from the afterlife."

The person below me likes acupuncture.

[clocksnmirrors]

i prefer acupunctuation: the holistic healing use of proper punctuation

tpbm loves a good limerick

[knowmad]

if ever a poem was sick,
so is the case of the limerick.
it's cadence is terse,
the jokes are much worse,
and everything must rhyme with Vagina!

~Mercedes Lovejoy 2013


PBM. first thing you think of when you think of Grilled cheese sandwiches!

[Savannah]

The 11-foot high grilled cheese guillotine at Stag Camp in 2010. It was painted red with "CUT THE CHEESE" printed on in tall yellow letters. Worked like a dream.

The person below me likes painting with watercolors.

[ygmir]

I"m not much of a painter, but, one time did some painting with ketchup, bbq, mayo, and mustard.....it was free form and "no hands".
sort of a game the gals I was camping with and I played.

TPBM tries to catagorize eplayans .

[theCryptofishist]

It doesn't work very well.
TPBM has a can do attitude.

[clocksnmirrors]

yes. i do can do!

tpbm has that special feeling

[FIGJAM]

Yes, but I have ointment for THAT!

TPBM thinks C&M needs to get to work on his trailer and post some more pics.